Ben the Merman
@benthemerman.bsky.social
Ocean lover, Marathoner, X-Wing pilot
Having to stay home under blankets and watch movies all day? Don’t threaten me with a good time.
January 25, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Having to stay home under blankets and watch movies all day? Don’t threaten me with a good time.
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Receiving nudes or pics from friends unprompted is my favorite love language
January 25, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Receiving nudes or pics from friends unprompted is my favorite love language
My attitude to everyone at work today 🙄
a picture of stitch with the words stupid head on the bottom
ALT: a picture of stitch with the words stupid head on the bottom
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January 22, 2026 at 3:47 PM
My attitude to everyone at work today 🙄
I’m wearing some new, sexy undies today and feeling unstoppable.
January 21, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I’m wearing some new, sexy undies today and feeling unstoppable.
Using the pottery studio bathroom mirror to admire one of the best haircuts I’ve gotten in a while
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Using the pottery studio bathroom mirror to admire one of the best haircuts I’ve gotten in a while
I WILL be complaining about how cold it is all day
a stuffed penguin with a pink hat on is sitting on a toilet .
ALT: a stuffed penguin with a pink hat on is sitting on a toilet .
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January 20, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I WILL be complaining about how cold it is all day
I slept in til 9 this morning and it was glorious
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I slept in til 9 this morning and it was glorious
I need a blowjob and a nap
January 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I need a blowjob and a nap
With a price point of $650….
If anyone is interested in buying hole pics drop me a dm.
If anyone is interested in buying hole pics drop me a dm.
Serebii Picture: Box of the LEGO Pokémon Venusaur, Charizard, & Blastoise set (72153)
www.serebii.net
www.serebii.net
January 13, 2026 at 2:30 PM
With a price point of $650….
If anyone is interested in buying hole pics drop me a dm.
If anyone is interested in buying hole pics drop me a dm.
My Saturday:
-Morning spin class
-Everything shower
-Plate full of dumplings for lunch
-Jurassic park movie marathon
-Morning spin class
-Everything shower
-Plate full of dumplings for lunch
-Jurassic park movie marathon
January 10, 2026 at 9:57 PM
My Saturday:
-Morning spin class
-Everything shower
-Plate full of dumplings for lunch
-Jurassic park movie marathon
-Morning spin class
-Everything shower
-Plate full of dumplings for lunch
-Jurassic park movie marathon
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being even more gay in 2026 out of spite
January 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
being even more gay in 2026 out of spite
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Everyone who voted for Trump… your mom’s a hoe.
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Everyone who voted for Trump… your mom’s a hoe.
quote with your fave grass-type pokemon 🍃
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
quote with your fave grass-type pokemon 🍃
Back to last week when my job was beach.
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Back to last week when my job was beach.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
My New Year’s resolution is to go to the beach way more this year.
(Naked if possible)
(Naked if possible)
January 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to go to the beach way more this year.
(Naked if possible)
(Naked if possible)
Soaking up waves and sun 🌊☀️
December 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Soaking up waves and sun 🌊☀️
Team holiday dinner means being wine drunk on the company dime
🎄😘
🎄😘
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Team holiday dinner means being wine drunk on the company dime
🎄😘
🎄😘
Work team holiday dinner party tonight. Let’s see how much wine I can have on the company dime
December 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Work team holiday dinner party tonight. Let’s see how much wine I can have on the company dime
Last in-office day of the year thank fucking god!
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Last in-office day of the year thank fucking god!
Welp it snowed here. Which means I will be spending my day on the couch in my undies.
December 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Welp it snowed here. Which means I will be spending my day on the couch in my undies.
😯
Serebii Update: The next set for Pokémon TCG Pocket has been revealed: Crimson Blaze. Releases on December 17th 2025
Details being added @ www.serebii.net
Details being added @ www.serebii.net
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
😯
favorite ice type 🧊
A classic standby
A classic standby
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
favorite ice type 🧊
A classic standby
A classic standby
I got a haircut but no one at the office has noticed yet 😔
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I got a haircut but no one at the office has noticed yet 😔
It’s snowing 🥲☹️
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It’s snowing 🥲☹️