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Ben Sportello
@bensportello.bsky.social
Presidential hopeful. Indiana Antifa Supersoldier. Anarchosocialist Scum. All tweets are by staff. #GreggHead
Paul Newman is Hombre!
April 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
It is a failure of society that there is only one movie with Lt Col Frank Slade in it.
March 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
February 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Gotta pay to figure out whether or not Nosferatu is woke
January 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If they can impeach a president just for being lonely, think what they will do to you.
December 14, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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from the river to the sea, palestine will be free 🇵🇸
November 11, 2023 at 11:30 PM
Mid-Sized Sedan
October 26, 2023 at 3:03 PM
I love getting Space Force ads on SnapChat
October 4, 2023 at 3:53 PM
I miscounted the men, Liz! I miscounted the men!
September 28, 2023 at 3:43 PM
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
September 22, 2023 at 5:54 PM
I'm CPR certified now so I need one of you to have a cardiac arrest in my presence
September 16, 2023 at 3:01 AM
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the cop city fight is one of the most important challenges to the supremacy of the security state in living memory, and the fact that they are going after it with this much repressive force shows that they know this
Georgia has filed RICO charges against 61 Stop Cop City activists, marking the state's latest escalation of an authoritarian crackdown on the movement. Organizers say the charges send the message that "any dissent to Cop City will be punished with the full power and violence of the government."
Cop City Protesters Hit With RICO Charges in Latest Act of Political Repression
The RICO charges levied against Stop Cop City protesters can result in a fine or a five to 20 year prison sentence in Georgia.
theappeal.org
September 5, 2023 at 8:05 PM
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the sovereign nation of margaritaville mourns the loss of its revolutionary war hero the hon. gen. first secretary buffett, who led the tiny island nation from the early days of its bloody revolution through a series of economic crises as the country struggled to maintain its new-found independence
September 2, 2023 at 10:55 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again, a gamer will never become a racer.
August 27, 2023 at 5:48 PM
Skeet
August 15, 2023 at 7:47 PM
August 9, 2023 at 2:14 AM
I'm going to start dressing like Rupert Pupkin.
August 8, 2023 at 11:23 AM
Hari Seldon
July 26, 2023 at 4:21 PM
My girlfriend left me alone for a night, so I climbed a fence to get a better look at a dam and ended up finding a guy who was jacking off while fishing. This why I can't be left unsupervised.
July 19, 2023 at 1:19 PM
Our phones are always listening, I was talking about how I needed an 8×10 photo of Nascar Superstars The Monster Energy Girls and next thing you know I get an ad for this.
July 2, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Too many tweets about Elon and not enough about Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One being in theaters on July 12.
July 1, 2023 at 8:48 PM
Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken
June 26, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Which one of you assholes let Jake Tapper on here?
June 23, 2023 at 3:49 PM