Ben
@bennyphillips.bsky.social
2006 Person of The Year according to Time Magazine. I’m a tertiary character in many people’s lives.
Reminders for Thanksgiving:
- Turn off your oven
- Take 2 preemptive Tums
- Drink more than you should to prepare yourself for that one racist uncle.
- Place a large wager with your cousins on who is going to get pregnant out of wedlock next.
Happy 🦃 day
- Turn off your oven
- Take 2 preemptive Tums
- Drink more than you should to prepare yourself for that one racist uncle.
- Place a large wager with your cousins on who is going to get pregnant out of wedlock next.
Happy 🦃 day
November 28, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Reminders for Thanksgiving:
- Turn off your oven
- Take 2 preemptive Tums
- Drink more than you should to prepare yourself for that one racist uncle.
- Place a large wager with your cousins on who is going to get pregnant out of wedlock next.
Happy 🦃 day
- Turn off your oven
- Take 2 preemptive Tums
- Drink more than you should to prepare yourself for that one racist uncle.
- Place a large wager with your cousins on who is going to get pregnant out of wedlock next.
Happy 🦃 day
My key takeaway from last nights UFC event:
Michael Chandler is the dirtiest fighter in the UFC… but damn these slams ruled.
Michael Chandler is the dirtiest fighter in the UFC… but damn these slams ruled.
November 17, 2024 at 7:17 PM
My key takeaway from last nights UFC event:
Michael Chandler is the dirtiest fighter in the UFC… but damn these slams ruled.
Michael Chandler is the dirtiest fighter in the UFC… but damn these slams ruled.
I feel like I just walked out of a room that was on fire and about to explode into a room with a waterfall and zen garden.
This is cool thank you @bsky.app
This is cool thank you @bsky.app
October 19, 2024 at 12:48 PM
I feel like I just walked out of a room that was on fire and about to explode into a room with a waterfall and zen garden.
This is cool thank you @bsky.app
This is cool thank you @bsky.app