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Bennett
@benntthuman.bsky.social
*pokes your temple with abnormally long finger* hello || neutral on woke

https://youtube.com/@bennetthuman?si=tyBwB6oMjAEoX7Ba
musician biopics are a plague
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 AM
i need 100 forks and knives just to make it through the day
February 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
i thought of more muppet show guests
February 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
jake paul is the ugliest man who has ever lived
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
dating a musician must be weird like you argue about whose turn it is to do the laundry then later you pull up spotify and he made a song about cheating on you
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 AM
what the hell man you dropped the blunt
February 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
blur number one best album ever been made number one best album ever been played
February 6, 2026 at 4:04 AM
here are all my muppet show guest star predictions
February 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I will show you the joys of carnival life
February 4, 2026 at 6:15 AM
hes so bad in everything its so funny
i just saw dave francos shaft im not okay
February 2, 2026 at 7:18 AM
i just saw dave francos shaft im not okay
February 2, 2026 at 7:17 AM
food processors...are great!
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
i blocked 0 people. love your self ❤️
blocking all you useless fucks that dont matter
January 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
im a ballad man
January 31, 2026 at 6:20 PM
im so fucking mad
January 31, 2026 at 8:39 AM
i cant listen to im still standing without thinking of That Scene
January 31, 2026 at 7:47 AM
counterculture fans when you counter their culture: noooooooo stoooooooop ☹️
January 31, 2026 at 7:23 AM
blocking all you useless fucks that dont matter
January 31, 2026 at 7:16 AM
i would love to see the defunctland videos from the alternate timeline where freddy fazbear was real
January 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
ive seen so much im going blind
January 30, 2026 at 4:15 AM
i feel like a heap
January 30, 2026 at 12:51 AM
im lost
January 28, 2026 at 4:08 AM
ALLLL THE PEOPLE....SO MANY PEOPLE.....
January 26, 2026 at 10:01 AM
i think tim burton should #kill himself but the woke left wont let me say that
January 24, 2026 at 9:46 AM
im not as funny as i was 1 year ago but im way funnier than i was 2 years ago
January 24, 2026 at 9:43 AM