Nina Levin ✡️
@benlauden.bsky.social
Gender reveal party consultant. Grandmother of a splendid podcaster! I power my cryptocurrency with squirrels and leaf blowers - let me show you how!
Happy birthday to my grandson, Gorb Blomo!!! He’s 22, finally graduated high school and is going straight to the force! Grandmother is proud of you!!
January 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Happy birthday to my grandson, Gorb Blomo!!! He’s 22, finally graduated high school and is going straight to the force! Grandmother is proud of you!!
Happy Thanksgiving to all! This will be my first year celebrating Thanksgiving as I recently learned that Jews are allowed to celebrate.
November 28, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all! This will be my first year celebrating Thanksgiving as I recently learned that Jews are allowed to celebrate.
As my nieces and nephews constantly remind me, “Auntie Semitism is wrong”
November 22, 2024 at 7:32 PM
As my nieces and nephews constantly remind me, “Auntie Semitism is wrong”
Have we colonized Antarctica yet?
November 20, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Have we colonized Antarctica yet?
As a Jewish woman, I welcome all the support we’ve gotten from evangelical Christians but, like, didn’t they hate us before 10/7? They really went from “they control the banks and the money” to “we must support Israel at all costs”?
November 15, 2024 at 2:40 AM
As a Jewish woman, I welcome all the support we’ve gotten from evangelical Christians but, like, didn’t they hate us before 10/7? They really went from “they control the banks and the money” to “we must support Israel at all costs”?
She. Should’ve. Picked. Ben Shapiro.
August 7, 2024 at 10:35 PM
She. Should’ve. Picked. Ben Shapiro.
Yam Is really Chives
August 3, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Yam Is really Chives
I heard my grandson, Ben Shapiro, was in line for the Democratic VP slot. I am issuing an early congratulations to him and I know he will work with Karamello to make America Alright 👍
August 3, 2024 at 5:46 AM
I heard my grandson, Ben Shapiro, was in line for the Democratic VP slot. I am issuing an early congratulations to him and I know he will work with Karamello to make America Alright 👍
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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.
July 3, 2024 at 4:44 PM
"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.
There’s a new Chick-Fil-A in my neighborhood and there’s a huge line. I get that it’s new but there’s so many good local restaurants that are better and cheaper. I’m not against fast food but it’s really not worth it anymore.
January 11, 2024 at 4:09 AM
There’s a new Chick-Fil-A in my neighborhood and there’s a huge line. I get that it’s new but there’s so many good local restaurants that are better and cheaper. I’m not against fast food but it’s really not worth it anymore.
Wait, so they’re the “Marine Corps”?! I’ve been calling them “Marie’s” for the longest time. Consider this an open apology to all Marines. Not for the past, though - I’m simply not changing the way I pronounce things. Can’t change this horse!
December 1, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Wait, so they’re the “Marine Corps”?! I’ve been calling them “Marie’s” for the longest time. Consider this an open apology to all Marines. Not for the past, though - I’m simply not changing the way I pronounce things. Can’t change this horse!
::time travels back to the 60s::
Wow, this is so cool! I get to see my favorite bands, relive historical events and travel the world. Before I do that, I’ll take a quick look at my smartpho….AHHHHHH!
Wow, this is so cool! I get to see my favorite bands, relive historical events and travel the world. Before I do that, I’ll take a quick look at my smartpho….AHHHHHH!
November 28, 2023 at 5:22 PM
::time travels back to the 60s::
Wow, this is so cool! I get to see my favorite bands, relive historical events and travel the world. Before I do that, I’ll take a quick look at my smartpho….AHHHHHH!
Wow, this is so cool! I get to see my favorite bands, relive historical events and travel the world. Before I do that, I’ll take a quick look at my smartpho….AHHHHHH!
Gordon Ramsey’s next show should be him going to British restaurants and teaching them how to cook something other than dog food
November 23, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Gordon Ramsey’s next show should be him going to British restaurants and teaching them how to cook something other than dog food
I got a guy in Russia who does aborschtions - it will cost you a mink, a tin of caviar or 500 rubles
November 16, 2023 at 1:13 AM
I got a guy in Russia who does aborschtions - it will cost you a mink, a tin of caviar or 500 rubles
Every commercial for the Special Forces show has me thinking being an elite fighter is all about crying now.
November 12, 2023 at 10:03 PM
Every commercial for the Special Forces show has me thinking being an elite fighter is all about crying now.
I need Heath insurance
November 11, 2023 at 4:06 AM
I need Heath insurance
I went to a Cinnagogue today - delicious
November 10, 2023 at 8:08 PM
I went to a Cinnagogue today - delicious
There was a scary situation in the local high school today. Apparently, a wildcard ne’er-do-well brandished a loaded question in English class. It can happen anywhere!
November 9, 2023 at 12:00 AM
There was a scary situation in the local high school today. Apparently, a wildcard ne’er-do-well brandished a loaded question in English class. It can happen anywhere!
I made it the whole Halloween season without ever seeing or being offered the wax garbage that is better known as candy corn.
November 1, 2023 at 4:11 AM
I made it the whole Halloween season without ever seeing or being offered the wax garbage that is better known as candy corn.
At our house, kids who can write a paragraph in cursive get a handful of the good candy. Kids who cannot get raisins, a pencil, 5 burnable CDs and an apple. Kids who don’t know cursive know where to point the pencil
November 1, 2023 at 1:36 AM
At our house, kids who can write a paragraph in cursive get a handful of the good candy. Kids who cannot get raisins, a pencil, 5 burnable CDs and an apple. Kids who don’t know cursive know where to point the pencil
I’m having some Camel Meal tea - splendid 🐫🫖
October 29, 2023 at 4:11 AM
I’m having some Camel Meal tea - splendid 🐫🫖
Hey everybody, look at this kookaburra! Must be living a pretty gay life!
October 27, 2023 at 1:17 AM
Hey everybody, look at this kookaburra! Must be living a pretty gay life!
Watching old Kitchen Nightmares. One episode had a restaurant owner who wanted to “be his own boss”, then immediately shows him cleaning the toilets and sweeping floors. Lol
October 26, 2023 at 4:05 AM
Watching old Kitchen Nightmares. One episode had a restaurant owner who wanted to “be his own boss”, then immediately shows him cleaning the toilets and sweeping floors. Lol