Ben Keyser
benkeyser.bsky.social
Ben Keyser
@benkeyser.bsky.social
Dad of 2 rescue pups - North Carolinian - Carolina Panther’s Fan - Crisis Clinician
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There's always something disgustingly performative about the people who, when a monster dies, have to talk about how bad they feel because they're such good and empathetic people.

Like, congrats on your elevated humanity. Did you beat your breast in sadness when you found out Hitler killed himself?
September 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Me too.
September 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Treasury Secretary Bessent on 'Trump Accounts':

"It is a backdoor for privatizing Social Security....That's a game changer."
July 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Everyone do this all the time to all these fucking Nazis
July 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Angry US civilian speaks out against fascist governor Ron DeSantis and his subservience to Jeffrey Epstein ally Donald Trump:

“You bow down to a fucking pedophile! You’re a fucking pedophile! Donald Trump and all of you are fucking Nazis, fuck you all.”
July 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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To be clear, this now a massive cover up involving the President, the Attorney General, the FBI Director, and the GOP Congress.
July 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Files can’t be blackmailed.
Files can’t be extorted.
Files can’t be pardoned.
Files can’t be bribed.

Nothing can substitute for the release of all of the Epstein files.
July 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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notice that all they do when they talk about the need to stop talking about the Epstein story is to talk about the Epstein story so let’s not tell them not to stop talking about the need to stop talking about Epstein so that they will keep talking about him 🤫🤫
July 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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“May every day be another wonderful secret.”
July 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Publish it again. Every journalist who has published Epstein stuff before should just publish it again.
July 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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He’s got the chalkboard out. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
July 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Right???
Sometimes I wish Democrats were as good at organizing the complex and elaborate conspiracies they are accused of orchestrating.
July 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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So this is how pedophiles talk. Really beyond the looking glass here. Fucking gross.
July 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Well this sure as hell isn’t incriminating! Nothing to see here.
July 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Still awaiting comment from the “don’t tread on me” crowd.
The Trump administration now says they are allowed to enter your home to look for migrants without a warrant.

They claim their actions are unconstrained by the Fourth Amendment.
Justice Department memo claims Alien Enemies Act allows warrantless home searches and no judicial review
The memo says "Alien Enemies" aren't subject "to a judicial review of the removal in any court of the United States."
reason.com
April 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Jake Tapper: "One 60 Minutes source tells me, 'The lawsuit was baseless. Bill Owens wouldn't apologize. He wouldn't bend. He fought for the broadcast and for independent journalism and that cost him his job. It's shameful.'"
April 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Kill Tesla, Save The Country
Elon has a weak spot. Attack.
therickwilson.substack.com
April 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Autistic people and their loved ones have swiftly and publicly rejected statements by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the nation’s top health official, that people with autism will never play baseball, date, pay taxes or have a job.
RFK Jr. said autistic people don’t work or play sports. They say he’s wrong.
The health and human services secretary on Wednesday suggested that autistic children would never play baseball or pay taxes, enraging those in the community.
wapo.st
April 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Breaking News: Senator Chris Van Hollen met with Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, the Maryland man wrongly deported to El Salvador.
Chris Van Hollen Meets With Abrego Garcia in El Salvador
Earlier in the day, armed military officials stopped Senator Chris Van Hollen from trying to visit the prison where Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia has been held for over a month.
www.nytimes.com
April 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Schumer: "They've actually put tariffs on penguins but not Putin."
April 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
April 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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“Stop the penguin memes!!”
April 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The European Union should announce their retaliatory tariffs when the US stock market opens on Monday morning.
April 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM