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Benji
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I'm 20 and he/him is fine thank you, throw in a they if you feel like it.
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I'm too pretty to have to work my whole life :(
October 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If you don't fw troll levels, I don't fw you.
July 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Soup and syrup
July 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'm so happy to hear that Kendrick and Stove God Cooks are on the new Clipse album, but do we have to preview so many songs? It's out in like two weeks I'd rather just wait and hear it all on July 11th.
June 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The difference between then and now is we know they're lying when they deny knowledge of what's happening in gaza
June 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Allowing myself to believe frank will actually drop for the 3rd time this year
May 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My timeline is looking suspiciously like it did in 2020.
May 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
If I see another "there's no such thing as the perfect (blank)..." I'm going to
Do something. Idk.
May 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Billy Bob Pullman.
May 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It's disheartening how many people think of disco as a gimmick.
May 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I've once again thought of myself as the hero estranged from a destined lover.
May 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I think some people are too into divorce core.
April 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I always confuse Bruno Mars and Marlon Brando. Brundo Marslon.
April 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
A Milli sucks but I sing it in a disheartened manner every time.
"A millionaire... I'm a young money millionaire... Tougher than Nigerian hair."
April 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Every clip I've seen of the new Lorde video looks like Vanessa Carlton a thousand miles.
April 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I hate this fucking app every time I go to the discover page they show me like 4 people I'm already following. I haven't made a single discovery.
April 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Mr Beast games for the next pope.
April 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If nardwuar interviewed me I'd flash my tits when he freezes at the end.
April 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Guys rn are having a hard time understanding that women can dap each other up.
April 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Here's a little Weezer synth loop I made before work :)
April 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Everybody should listen to Third Eye Blind self titled religiously at some point.
April 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Was Frank Ocean kikiboy always fake?
April 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If I had a wish I'd erase every Pentatonix cover from existence
April 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A good dishwasher is wet when leaving work. A great dishwasher is wet before showing up.
April 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
No openly gay presidents but I tell you what we've had like 20 presidents that fuck boys
April 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM