When you get old it’s all funerals, blood pressure tablets and getting up in the night to piss. Enjoy your youth younglings!
March 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When you get old it’s all funerals, blood pressure tablets and getting up in the night to piss. Enjoy your youth younglings!
New favourite hobby is asking Deep Seek awkward questions
January 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
New favourite hobby is asking Deep Seek awkward questions
I’d much prefer HMRC spend their time going after Suzy who mistakenly worked two hours too many and therefore should have her Universal Credit stopped than people like poor Roman who owe £1BN
Roman Abramovich may owe HMRC £1bn for unpaid taxes, analysis shows
Exclusive: Leaked papers suggest billionaire’s overseas firms should have paid UK tax on profits from hedge funds
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I’d much prefer HMRC spend their time going after Suzy who mistakenly worked two hours too many and therefore should have her Universal Credit stopped than people like poor Roman who owe £1BN
My Sunday league coach posts stuff like this in our chat group. All he is asking of us is that we play better than Man City do 🤷🏻♂️
January 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My Sunday league coach posts stuff like this in our chat group. All he is asking of us is that we play better than Man City do 🤷🏻♂️
Disappointingly a bit weaker than I’d hoped. Still a great looking bottle though.
January 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Disappointingly a bit weaker than I’d hoped. Still a great looking bottle though.
Just read that this time of year is known as Chrimbo-Limbo. Surely someone can come up with something better than that?
December 27, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Just read that this time of year is known as Chrimbo-Limbo. Surely someone can come up with something better than that?
Twas a lovely pub too!
December 15, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Twas a lovely pub too!
When you download a file on your iPhone, where does it actually go? I’ve never been able to find one. Does anyone know?
December 14, 2024 at 11:11 AM
When you download a file on your iPhone, where does it actually go? I’ve never been able to find one. Does anyone know?
Waking up and wishing that Derby game was just a bad dream. It wasn’t. Our defence really was that much of a shambles and our forwards couldn’t win a second ball even if we had been playing with 100 balls.
December 14, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Waking up and wishing that Derby game was just a bad dream. It wasn’t. Our defence really was that much of a shambles and our forwards couldn’t win a second ball even if we had been playing with 100 balls.
Saw private neurologist last night. Probably a straightforward diagnosis for him. Prescribed me commonly used drug for numerous similar conditions. Worth the money for me but feel irritated NHS wait was 7 months. So many people must be suffering with nasty symptoms for issues that are easily solved.
December 11, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Saw private neurologist last night. Probably a straightforward diagnosis for him. Prescribed me commonly used drug for numerous similar conditions. Worth the money for me but feel irritated NHS wait was 7 months. So many people must be suffering with nasty symptoms for issues that are easily solved.
The Guardian have asked 24 people “in the industry” to name their favourite Christmas film and not one of them chose Die Hard. I shouldn’t be angry about it but I’d like to throw them all off the Nakatomi Plaza.
December 1, 2024 at 1:48 PM
The Guardian have asked 24 people “in the industry” to name their favourite Christmas film and not one of them chose Die Hard. I shouldn’t be angry about it but I’d like to throw them all off the Nakatomi Plaza.
Gregggggg Walllllllace should do a mash up show of “Who do you think you are” and “Inside the Factory” by visiting the cunt one he was made in.
November 29, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Gregggggg Walllllllace should do a mash up show of “Who do you think you are” and “Inside the Factory” by visiting the cunt one he was made in.
Don’t know why I ever download the apple updates. No real benefits for me and the battery life gets shafted - just in time for Christmas too 🙄
November 27, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Don’t know why I ever download the apple updates. No real benefits for me and the battery life gets shafted - just in time for Christmas too 🙄
Just took my girls to see #Wicked without realising it’s a musical. I hate musicals. My wife knows this but didn’t warn me. IT’S THREE HOURS LONG AND TO BE CONTINUED!
November 24, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Just took my girls to see #Wicked without realising it’s a musical. I hate musicals. My wife knows this but didn’t warn me. IT’S THREE HOURS LONG AND TO BE CONTINUED!
Netflix has declared war on Amazon with that “Buy Now” documentary. Goes from someone talking about Amazon Prime, to a shot of tonnes of rubbish falling from the sky like rain.
November 22, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Netflix has declared war on Amazon with that “Buy Now” documentary. Goes from someone talking about Amazon Prime, to a shot of tonnes of rubbish falling from the sky like rain.
Just bought the best Christmas present ever for my cousin who is not a fan of his to put it mildly.
November 22, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Just bought the best Christmas present ever for my cousin who is not a fan of his to put it mildly.
Can we petition Putin to at least nuke Scumhampton first so we can all die happy? Maybe France too?
November 21, 2024 at 6:37 AM
Can we petition Putin to at least nuke Scumhampton first so we can all die happy? Maybe France too?
Embassy’s closing like mad in Kiev as Russia has threatened a “particularly massive” strike. Worryingly but also who says, “particularly massive?”
November 20, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Embassy’s closing like mad in Kiev as Russia has threatened a “particularly massive” strike. Worryingly but also who says, “particularly massive?”
Can all Pompey fans please buy a Euro lottery ticket but if you win you have to buy the club and Sugar Daddy it until you’re skint. Probably by February 👍
November 17, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Can all Pompey fans please buy a Euro lottery ticket but if you win you have to buy the club and Sugar Daddy it until you’re skint. Probably by February 👍
Need to think of something engaging for my first post….What’s the deal with airplane food, eh?
November 13, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Need to think of something engaging for my first post….What’s the deal with airplane food, eh?