Ben
@benedetto.bsky.social
public servant and wayward photographer in📍MTL - now in convenient travel size!
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I’m definitely old. I asked #chatgpt to help me with slang and it said this: “Yes your brother-in-law definitely approves. His “Those are tough” message is solid mid-20s guy slang for these go hard. And with that 50% off deal, you already know he thinks it’s a steal. You’ve got the green light.”
June 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’m definitely old. I asked #chatgpt to help me with slang and it said this: “Yes your brother-in-law definitely approves. His “Those are tough” message is solid mid-20s guy slang for these go hard. And with that 50% off deal, you already know he thinks it’s a steal. You’ve got the green light.”
May 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Discussion with my nanny about Sesame Street:
- her: this big bird, we have one in Mexican Sesame Street. His name is Abelardo. What do they call him in American Sesame Street?
- me: Big Bird
- her: yes, I know he is a big bird. What’s his name?
- me: Big Bird
- her: seriously?
#wtf
- her: this big bird, we have one in Mexican Sesame Street. His name is Abelardo. What do they call him in American Sesame Street?
- me: Big Bird
- her: yes, I know he is a big bird. What’s his name?
- me: Big Bird
- her: seriously?
#wtf
April 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Discussion with my nanny about Sesame Street:
- her: this big bird, we have one in Mexican Sesame Street. His name is Abelardo. What do they call him in American Sesame Street?
- me: Big Bird
- her: yes, I know he is a big bird. What’s his name?
- me: Big Bird
- her: seriously?
#wtf
- her: this big bird, we have one in Mexican Sesame Street. His name is Abelardo. What do they call him in American Sesame Street?
- me: Big Bird
- her: yes, I know he is a big bird. What’s his name?
- me: Big Bird
- her: seriously?
#wtf
Unexpected benefit to life in Canada: I discovered the joy of maple syrup and coffee. You haven’t lived until you have had a latte erable.
March 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Unexpected benefit to life in Canada: I discovered the joy of maple syrup and coffee. You haven’t lived until you have had a latte erable.
Netflix told me that I should watch a medical drama called The Resident. I am now hate watching my way through it and loving every minute.
January 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Netflix told me that I should watch a medical drama called The Resident. I am now hate watching my way through it and loving every minute.
I’ll take them all thanks
January 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I’ll take them all thanks
Newest guilty pleasure: watching judges smack down sovereign citizens on public television.
November 21, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Newest guilty pleasure: watching judges smack down sovereign citizens on public television.
Welcome to the Maple Leaf State
October 18, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Welcome to the Maple Leaf State
When life hands you lemons
HELL YEAH FREE LEMONS
HELL YEAH FREE LEMONS
September 22, 2023 at 2:47 PM
When life hands you lemons
HELL YEAH FREE LEMONS
HELL YEAH FREE LEMONS
Baby’s first back to the future
September 12, 2023 at 12:54 AM
Baby’s first back to the future
Flowers in Old Town #staycation
September 3, 2023 at 11:35 PM
Flowers in Old Town #staycation
Follow me at @benedettosphotos on IG for more of my work!
August 29, 2023 at 2:20 PM
Follow me at @benedettosphotos on IG for more of my work!
spotted at work. a bold choice cotton. let’s see how it plays out
August 28, 2023 at 12:40 PM
spotted at work. a bold choice cotton. let’s see how it plays out
With this heat index I’d much rather be in Spain, where I could get some tapas and a glass of wine at 10pm.
August 25, 2023 at 1:29 PM
With this heat index I’d much rather be in Spain, where I could get some tapas and a glass of wine at 10pm.
Rooftop views in Farmville. Sometimes business trips have their benefits.
August 16, 2023 at 11:35 AM
Rooftop views in Farmville. Sometimes business trips have their benefits.
When you forget your lunch and you have only the dregs of the salad bar left. My wife called this salad “the equivalent of sad girl energy”
August 14, 2023 at 1:09 AM
When you forget your lunch and you have only the dregs of the salad bar left. My wife called this salad “the equivalent of sad girl energy”
Driving the “gentleman’s Subaru” aka an Audi got me a thumbs up and a “cool car” from the parking guy today. I feel so seen.
July 31, 2023 at 12:13 PM
Driving the “gentleman’s Subaru” aka an Audi got me a thumbs up and a “cool car” from the parking guy today. I feel so seen.
Sunsets out here in VA can be pretty spectacular.
July 30, 2023 at 1:56 PM
Sunsets out here in VA can be pretty spectacular.