Benedict Hobson
@benebictbobson.bsky.social
I wrote the movie turbo. (snail)
The Humpty Dumpty Cheesy Party Mix is juuuust too expensive to justify the grocery budget. So if you’re scrambling to get me a gift for Christmas (Santa), do not fret. 5 bags of Humpty Dumpty Cheesy Party Mix. Or something else idc.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The Humpty Dumpty Cheesy Party Mix is juuuust too expensive to justify the grocery budget. So if you’re scrambling to get me a gift for Christmas (Santa), do not fret. 5 bags of Humpty Dumpty Cheesy Party Mix. Or something else idc.
I attacked the bedroom, I attacked it, it’s been attacked now. There are no laundry piles, no calcified wads of gum, no Ricola wrappers. Just the ash, and the sweet, sweet silence
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I attacked the bedroom, I attacked it, it’s been attacked now. There are no laundry piles, no calcified wads of gum, no Ricola wrappers. Just the ash, and the sweet, sweet silence
The groundhog predicts 4 more years of facism
February 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The groundhog predicts 4 more years of facism
This is me and my girlfriend
February 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is me and my girlfriend
Fucking commues
February 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Fucking commues