belo
@belo.bsky.social
scrampled egg for brain
my paws are soft
soon to have 10000 followrs
my paws are soft
soon to have 10000 followrs
baguette contender for the best bread right behind naan
January 28, 2026 at 11:26 PM
baguette contender for the best bread right behind naan
groot from marvel when he is leaving: "grootbye"
January 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
groot from marvel when he is leaving: "grootbye"
the titanic 2 after running into an iceberg and not sinking: "ha, we accounted for that this time"
second iceberg:
second iceberg:
January 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
the titanic 2 after running into an iceberg and not sinking: "ha, we accounted for that this time"
second iceberg:
second iceberg:
my posts are like paper boats i send off on the sea, with messages written on them. The paper will wet and fall apart eventually
January 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
my posts are like paper boats i send off on the sea, with messages written on them. The paper will wet and fall apart eventually
Im wacky off tha persimmons
December 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Im wacky off tha persimmons
give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.
teach a man to fish, he will start a fishing podcast
teach a man to fish, he will start a fishing podcast
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.
teach a man to fish, he will start a fishing podcast
teach a man to fish, he will start a fishing podcast
meteorologists be like: "OH MY GOD ITS GOING TO HIT THE EARTH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WE ARE SCREWED FUUUUUUCK"
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
meteorologists be like: "OH MY GOD ITS GOING TO HIT THE EARTH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WE ARE SCREWED FUUUUUUCK"
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 salt
do scientists even know if you actually can't eat rocks. Did they even try every rock????
December 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 salt
Doctor the results came in i am 100%asparagus
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Doctor the results came in i am 100%asparagus
imagine anyone making another raisin, "yea i took a banana and let it shrivel up and get brown and wrinkly i call it the rungle" they would be an insane person
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
imagine anyone making another raisin, "yea i took a banana and let it shrivel up and get brown and wrinkly i call it the rungle" they would be an insane person
I need to be pulled by a big medieval stretcher machine i need to crunck my back
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I need to be pulled by a big medieval stretcher machine i need to crunck my back
people don't even go bowling anymore.....
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
people don't even go bowling anymore.....
If your scientific theory K/D ratio isn't at least 50% correct you're a shit scientist bro log off
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If your scientific theory K/D ratio isn't at least 50% correct you're a shit scientist bro log off
I feel so bad for my heart. Poor little guy has been beating all my life without stopping. I wish he could take a break for a bit, but i would die, so
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I feel so bad for my heart. Poor little guy has been beating all my life without stopping. I wish he could take a break for a bit, but i would die, so
bless my wonderful chud life
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
bless my wonderful chud life
my favorite game award is when they give an award to something that is specifically not a game
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
my favorite game award is when they give an award to something that is specifically not a game
I would murder for burger
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I would murder for burger
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bottomless cups do actually have bottoms and you can't even refill them infinitely, more of an inconvenient cup tbh
October 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
bottomless cups do actually have bottoms and you can't even refill them infinitely, more of an inconvenient cup tbh