bellofthebird
@bellofthebird.bsky.social
small dogs are awesome & i will fight you in the street about it shut your dog hating mouth
i lied. i will be eating fried chicken. but i was honest about still give zero fucks.
January 14, 2026 at 7:30 AM
i lied. i will be eating fried chicken. but i was honest about still give zero fucks.
i have reached so drunk that, mcdonald’s sounds like a good idea, level of consumption. i will be eating mcdonald’s with zero fucks given. tomorrow will be full of regret while i don’t work. thanks for reading.
January 14, 2026 at 7:14 AM
i have reached so drunk that, mcdonald’s sounds like a good idea, level of consumption. i will be eating mcdonald’s with zero fucks given. tomorrow will be full of regret while i don’t work. thanks for reading.
please, i am fucking begging you, use tohutō where required. the things you type that make no sense are ending me. you can use te aka online for free or if you’re feeling a little splashy you can get the app for a small, one off cost. i am on my knees here. please.
January 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
please, i am fucking begging you, use tohutō where required. the things you type that make no sense are ending me. you can use te aka online for free or if you’re feeling a little splashy you can get the app for a small, one off cost. i am on my knees here. please.
🤷🏻♀️ every bad idea just feels exactly like a great idea 🤷🏻♀️
January 13, 2026 at 9:08 PM
🤷🏻♀️ every bad idea just feels exactly like a great idea 🤷🏻♀️
the real problem with no other adults in the house to check my fit before i leave the house is i make shit decisions. i’m somehow too hot while wearing a too short dress.
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
the real problem with no other adults in the house to check my fit before i leave the house is i make shit decisions. i’m somehow too hot while wearing a too short dress.
the very fact that i don’t understand the basic definitions of the words that i am using should tell you all you need to know about the validity of the statements i am making
January 10, 2026 at 9:32 AM
the very fact that i don’t understand the basic definitions of the words that i am using should tell you all you need to know about the validity of the statements i am making
yesterday i looked like a princess & today i look like a confused 4 year old. funny how life comes at you this way.
January 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
yesterday i looked like a princess & today i look like a confused 4 year old. funny how life comes at you this way.
dressed tf up coz we going to a birthday dinner for our anniversary. finally have an event to wear my cute red shoes because any way you look at it, it’s a date night.
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
dressed tf up coz we going to a birthday dinner for our anniversary. finally have an event to wear my cute red shoes because any way you look at it, it’s a date night.
most perfectly wonderful morning to everyone that has been married to me for 21 years. so, i guess, just that one guy then.
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
most perfectly wonderful morning to everyone that has been married to me for 21 years. so, i guess, just that one guy then.
a delightful “goodest of morning!” to everyone i love & like, a genuine “may it not destroy your peace” to them & also to those actively trying to be good people, & a hefty “absolutely go get fucked” to everyone else.
January 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
a delightful “goodest of morning!” to everyone i love & like, a genuine “may it not destroy your peace” to them & also to those actively trying to be good people, & a hefty “absolutely go get fucked” to everyone else.
yikes tho. nobody needs more of this from me & i’m regularly reminded of that fact…
January 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
yikes tho. nobody needs more of this from me & i’m regularly reminded of that fact…
me, stuck in this shoe store while this man talks my kids fucken ear off about graduating & job availability in 2027. i just want out of here yesterday please, goddess, please.
January 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
me, stuck in this shoe store while this man talks my kids fucken ear off about graduating & job availability in 2027. i just want out of here yesterday please, goddess, please.
if you entered your birthday as the first of january on any fucken platform, you get your happy birthday message from me then & not on the actual day. you made your choice.
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
if you entered your birthday as the first of january on any fucken platform, you get your happy birthday message from me then & not on the actual day. you made your choice.
it’s very rainy, windy, cold, damp.
thank you for reading my weather
update.
thank you for reading my weather
update.
December 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it’s very rainy, windy, cold, damp.
thank you for reading my weather
update.
thank you for reading my weather
update.
me when i get my books & they have my fucking ~name~ written in them & it’s correct like
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
me when i get my books & they have my fucking ~name~ written in them & it’s correct like
cannot believe with 10 fucken hours to go my damn boss just whammed me, i’m OUTRAGED!!!
December 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
cannot believe with 10 fucken hours to go my damn boss just whammed me, i’m OUTRAGED!!!
if i said ‘i’m worried it will ruin her pedestrianisers, would you know what i was talking about about?
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
if i said ‘i’m worried it will ruin her pedestrianisers, would you know what i was talking about about?
purchased an xmas gift for my daughter & somehow made myself eligible for a free gift
that is bigger & more expensive than the gift i purchased & while i do not understand how tf this works what i do know is merry xmas to me
that is bigger & more expensive than the gift i purchased & while i do not understand how tf this works what i do know is merry xmas to me
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
purchased an xmas gift for my daughter & somehow made myself eligible for a free gift
that is bigger & more expensive than the gift i purchased & while i do not understand how tf this works what i do know is merry xmas to me
that is bigger & more expensive than the gift i purchased & while i do not understand how tf this works what i do know is merry xmas to me
good afternoon to everyone, including the duck that thought my tiger eye chip bracelet was a snack & tried to eat it off my wrist only to cause me & her the most amount of shock when it snapped & showered all over both of us.
December 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
good afternoon to everyone, including the duck that thought my tiger eye chip bracelet was a snack & tried to eat it off my wrist only to cause me & her the most amount of shock when it snapped & showered all over both of us.
there’s a moment when you take a picture of yourself & you think by everything the goddess ever touched i am so beautiful & that’s powerful
December 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
there’s a moment when you take a picture of yourself & you think by everything the goddess ever touched i am so beautiful & that’s powerful
new question: who wants to hit vodka shots with pickle juice chasers with me?
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
new question: who wants to hit vodka shots with pickle juice chasers with me?
anyone wanna help me crowd fund two million dollars, buy a plot of land, & start a commune? coz let’s go. i see 22.15ha mostly untouched & i am here
for it…
for it…
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
anyone wanna help me crowd fund two million dollars, buy a plot of land, & start a commune? coz let’s go. i see 22.15ha mostly untouched & i am here
for it…
for it…