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Belcatta
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Probable Russian grandpa in a former life.

In desperate need of bionic hands. They do need to be as obnoxious to repair as Violet Evergarden’s though, it’s a nuance thing.
My thoughts as we approach 2026:

1) What do after quit job?
2) How many more fights do we think I have with my mother this year?
3) Can we really not just fire him?
4) When did existing start to feel fake exactly?
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This year’s book tree construction ☺️
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Had to get her a sweater over Thanksgiving as it got much colder (and snowier) than expected.
December 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I would like, to go back to pumping my gas in silence please. Pretty please. With sugar on top.

Sincerely,
Someone who isn’t even thirty
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Not the biggest problem in the world. But I am outraged nonetheless. Sometimes you need mundane outrage. So for now it is anime on Disney+.

Anime, on Disney, is a crime. In no world, should I be able to find, Black Cat, and 07 Ghosts, dubbed. But not Durarara!!

I blame Disney. Perhaps incorrectly.
October 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
There are two kinds of people in this world:

1) Those who love and respect the various lives around them.

2) Those who don’t know what their pet eats.

I don’t think this requires further explanation.
October 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It is. Two. AM.

I am going mad attempting to sleep.

Whilst my partner, slurps a glass of milk and munches his way through a box of Mini Wheats.

In. Bed.

So all I can hear is ‘shloooooooooooop-crunch-crunch-crunch’ on endless repeat.

I would like, to put my fist, through multiple walls.
October 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Remember, that when you’re incredibly disgusted with how people are behaving, that somewhere out there is an equally disgusted neurodivergent ready with a full and complete rant about the lack of consistency in Pop-tart sizes. I very much needed that today.
October 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I would love it, if we the people could get together and collectively just refuse to do our jobs for a week. A month would probably be better. And then we just see what happens, ya’know? Can’t evict people or turn their utilities off or any of that, because NO ONE, is working.
September 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
POV: the supposed “cause” of autism just so happens to be the only pain reliever you’re not allergic to. Oh and it’s the one recommended for pregnant women. Because we all know women don’t feel pain and if they say they do, have you tried birth control? Or a diet perhaps? Maybe, you’re depressed 🤡.
September 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hurricane season this year is giving ‘Brainstew’
August 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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No one owns the Water.
No one owns the Land.
No one owns the sand.
These are given by Our Mother.
The Planet provides for Free.
Only by the hands of the Greedy does the Earth require a Fee 🌺
August 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Nothing resets my autistic brain quite like music does.

Feeling stressed.. music.

Feeling anxious.. music.

Meltdown.. music.

Burned the hell out.. music.

Getting judged by others.. music.

Uncomfortable in new areas.. music.

The list goes on.

If in doubt.. music.
August 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Miss Eclair is officially one year old today. As she is a true agent of chaos and chose violence to be the theme of her day, the only picture I have of her is this one. Protecting her froyo and giving me side-eye. Bonus pic of her destructive impatience on the ten minute ride to the park Saturday.
July 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Anyone else get the ‘Yugioh is demon summoning’ flavor of religious trauma?
July 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
One of the sparrows decided to knock on the window this morning in what would have been a Disney princess moment had it not been done out of demand I refill the bird feeder.

For the record, I did feed her. Along with all the other hoodlums.
July 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The worst picture of a rainbow. Taken through my open car window as I drive through the loopdyloops.
June 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Some things are lost in translation when playing DnD virtually. Like the knowing glances when the DM tells you to behave citing a very specific instance 2/3 of you were directly responsible for. Alas, to poor DM’s chagrin, our third party member seems to be a gremlin as well.
June 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
My mother and I had a conversation recently where we both discovered she had not read 1984, Animal Farm, or Fahrenheit 451 in the ever, much less in the classroom. But I never had an actual health class. So she got anatomy, we got dystopian literature. A wild time for sure.
June 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
New park, new stuff, same Eclair trying to drag to my death approximately 15 seconds after this
June 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The best part of a walk-in closet; is the being able to shut the door, lay on the floor, and just shut the world out with headphones in for a bit.

We do not have a walk-in closet, so the bathtub will have to make do *grabs pillow to scream into*
June 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Recently learned that one should not automatically assume what appear to be weeds with heart shaped leaves, are always the offending spiky vines. Sometimes, they are redbuds. Who knew?
May 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
May 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Your skeleton has around 25,000 calories.
May 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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A little purr for you from the galaxy far, far away. (Sound on) 🐈‍⬛🤍 #cat #purr #maythe4thbewithyou
May 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM