Maria von Crapp
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Maria von Crapp
@begooddogood64.bsky.social
Kansas City, MO.
Wife, mom, social worker, 🏳️‍🌈 ally. Trying to leave things better than I found them.
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The fact that everything around us is burning to the ground & some people still have no clue that they voted for the arsonist or are complicit in the arson is absolutely mind boggling.

People are ok with it so long as the black woman isn’t their President 🤯.

America, we have a problem!
April 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Erica, Garcelle has been booked and busy for four decades in the entertainment industry without scandal. You were bought & paid for from backwoods Georgia and built in the lab of a plastic surgeon when your conman ex-husband made you. If he didn’t use stolen money, you’d still be at Hooters #RHOBH
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April 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“They’re all fu@king a$$holes!” You speak for many of us Garcelle. #rhobh
so garcelle DID walk off the reunion set and quit. sheesh. #RHOBH
March 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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The FF5/3 are bulldozing bullies for yrs, begging others to be honest/accountable for their actions, but when tables are turned they project & act like victims. Denise, Yolanda, LVP, Brandi, Kim & so many have been at the mercy of their bullying at their low points. Let’s not forget. #RHOBH
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March 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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What did Sutton do to Kyle that Kyle didn’t do to Kim, Dorit, Erika, Carlton, LVP, & many others b4 stealing all LVPs close friends to build a narrative that she’s open & honest when she’s not. Dorit you literally started w/ Sutton distorting the Freak the Fuck out like. Erika you’re volite. #RHOBH
March 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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#rhobh So know there is hell to pay because Erika doesn't like the words "coordinated attack" Who can't let it drop? And Dorit just chiming in. Dorit is mean as heck and gets away with it a lot. Everybody at that table is scared for Erika to be angry.
March 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Poorit you poser 🤮 #RHOBH
March 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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I also really can’t take the Fox Force Five seriously when they accuse anyone else of bulling. Ladies, we have watched how you all operate for years. #RHOBH
March 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Also, I know everyone has moved past the Girardi stuff, but I haven’t. I think Erika is shady as shit, people asking her about the very serious criminal allegations associated with her husband is just not comparable with the typical housewives tiffs about hypocrisy/authenticity. #RHOBH
March 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Once again this show is just not fun. Mean ass bitches. #rhobh
March 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Doritos I’m sorry…but it’s giving that YOU want to have an issue with Sutton. How many times does she have to apologize to you before you except without saying ‘but’ #rhobh
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March 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Garcelle is leaving RHOBH and I’m not really happy about it.
March 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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When did asking for honesty become "coming after " someone?!

Erika Jayne is pathetic... she & Dorit need a pause.

#rhobh
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March 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Sorry Erika not everyone can have a criminal husband who steals from orphans and widows to fund their third rate delulu d-list pop star fantasy. Also be so for real. Now that you don’t have that literal blood money, all you’ve got to offer is redecorating a rental. #RHOBH
March 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I really can't stand Dorit. #RHOBH
March 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Wait. Sutton didn't do anything to Erika. Tom did. No one made her deny the victims and then say she doesn't care about anyone but herself. No one made Erika curse everyone out. We're we supposed to ignore the Tom shit for 3yrs? This is a country full of ppl who can never take responsibility. #RHOBH
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March 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I can't trust a ho who is so insulted but then would turn around and say she would forgive a person if gifted with an 18k bag. Which is it? Is Dorit insulted to the point of unforgiveness, or can her forgiveness be bought? I can't stand ppl like Dorit. Get that broke bitch off my screen, now. #RHOBH
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March 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Attacking ”Women at their lowest” as if this woman wasn’t here in DIAMOND EARRINGS paid for by PLANE CRASH VICTIMS crying about having to move out of her mansion into a sensible home. Our sympathies for women do not extend to embezzlement and fraud, Erika. #RHOBH
March 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Ok. Doubling down. Dorit IS a bitch. She expects a “sincere” apology and all she can give is a snarky “I’m sorry you felt that way” non-apology. I am so done with her. #RHOBH
March 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Half of that money was rightfully sutton’s. Sutton quit her career to take care of the kids and the house. Sutton did not get half of Christian’s money. Sutton got half of what they built together.
March 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Dorit trying to shade Sutton's fashion line. Ma'am where is Beverly Beach? Erika, how's that singing career or Tom last check didn't clear? #RHOBH
March 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Sutton is right - Dorit IS a bitch. #rhobh
February 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I really like Boz but she is so deeply misguided about Dorit #RHOBH
February 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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this is the "merit" two-step. first, you strongly imply or state outright that the presence of anyone who isn't a straight, able-bodied white man is unfair "DEI," then you argue that just because an institution is all-male and lily-white doesn't mean there is discrimination. that's just merit!
Opinion | DEI and Disparate Impact
The next step in restoring meritocracy is to reject the theory that proportionate outcomes equal fairness.
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February 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM