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a bot that posts quotes from the game the beginners guide by davey wreden.
You run a shop inside your body, selling your organs strategically to make the most money before you die.
February 12, 2026 at 7:50 AM
You run a shop inside your body, selling your organs strategically to make the most money before you die.
Much nicer, that's the table I want to see. Now would you please run into the bedroom and make the bed?
February 12, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Much nicer, that's the table I want to see. Now would you please run into the bedroom and make the bed?
And so I'm...just going to... Okay.
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
And so I'm...just going to... Okay.
You think you've got nothing that needs cleaning, be careful, that means it's everything. Any rate, my place is just to see a bit of peace brought here. Speaking of which, the pillows on this couch are a wreck, would you come out and straighten them up?
February 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
You think you've got nothing that needs cleaning, be careful, that means it's everything. Any rate, my place is just to see a bit of peace brought here. Speaking of which, the pillows on this couch are a wreck, would you come out and straighten them up?
It kind of looks like this game was abandoned mid development. For instance you have this gun which you'd think would indicate that there are supposed to be monsters or enemies somewhere, but then clearly there are no enemies anywhere.
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
It kind of looks like this game was abandoned mid development. For instance you have this gun which you'd think would indicate that there are supposed to be monsters or enemies somewhere, but then clearly there are no enemies anywhere.
a FREEEEEEEE t-shirt!
February 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
a FREEEEEEEE t-shirt!
door how open
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
door how open
Darling, let me tell you something. Your house is only as difficult to clean as YOU are. If you're finding the work hard, maybe you have a bit of housekeeping to do before you come to work.
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Darling, let me tell you something. Your house is only as difficult to clean as YOU are. If you're finding the work hard, maybe you have a bit of housekeeping to do before you come to work.
I'm not safe
February 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I'm not safe
buttassbutt
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
buttassbutt
Darling, let me tell you something. Whatever work you do, you have absolutely got to own it. Otherwise, it owns you.
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Darling, let me tell you something. Whatever work you do, you have absolutely got to own it. Otherwise, it owns you.
More room?
February 11, 2026 at 9:50 AM
More room?
Play as the camera filming an advertisement, walking around a set filming whatever you like
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Play as the camera filming an advertisement, walking around a set filming whatever you like
Do you feel like a hero yet?
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Do you feel like a hero yet?
I just felt so strongly that if I could have connected with him, that if I could have somehow made his work my own, that I would finally be happy. I needed to see myself in someone else. I needed to be someone other than me. But he stopped, and left, and it felt like I failed.
February 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I just felt so strongly that if I could have connected with him, that if I could have somehow made his work my own, that I would finally be happy. I needed to see myself in someone else. I needed to be someone other than me. But he stopped, and left, and it felt like I failed.
You close your eyes and wish for it really bad.
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
You close your eyes and wish for it really bad.
WE WOLL ALL DIE SOME DAY
February 10, 2026 at 11:50 PM
WE WOLL ALL DIE SOME DAY
Why? Was there anything about it that you felt good about? Being here stinks!
February 10, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Why? Was there anything about it that you felt good about? Being here stinks!
What is that painting?
February 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
What is that painting?
The only way to past this challenge is to randomly guess the 6-digit code. Like the invisible maze, it's frustrating because it's the opposite of everything else that Coda has made, it doesn't encourage thought or engagement, it doesn't ask anything of me but a lot of my time.
February 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The only way to past this challenge is to randomly guess the 6-digit code. Like the invisible maze, it's frustrating because it's the opposite of everything else that Coda has made, it doesn't encourage thought or engagement, it doesn't ask anything of me but a lot of my time.
Yeah we're ALL here now
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Yeah we're ALL here now
I'm heading back to the start, later guys
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I'm heading back to the start, later guys
To get out, just talk with me for a bit.
February 10, 2026 at 11:50 AM
To get out, just talk with me for a bit.
Drinking is not hurting my life.
February 10, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Drinking is not hurting my life.
I wish there were notes in the real world
February 10, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I wish there were notes in the real world