Every time I do the sausage roll duvet cover trick, I truly feel as if I’m magic. Shaking that damn cover out into its perfect sac is a drug.

Is Beyoncé gonna get here soon?

People who know random bird’s names off the dome are almost always good people

🗣️RELAX YOUR BROW, LOWER YOUR SHOULDERS, BREATHE BITCH

Took me a long time to understand such a simple concept: our feelings have a beginning middle and an end. The end result is a lesson, should we choose to accept it