Creese Befunkin
@befunkin.bsky.social
Meta refugee, meat popsicle, sourdough Alaskan, scallywag, Groucho Marxist, works with the Ministry of Object Permanence
Pedophilia, sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children, is a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
Hebephilia, sexual attraction to pubescent children, is not a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
These are psychiatric disorders, NOT the Criminal Offenses.
But it is a crime to have sex w/children.
Hebephilia, sexual attraction to pubescent children, is not a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
These are psychiatric disorders, NOT the Criminal Offenses.
But it is a crime to have sex w/children.
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Pedophilia, sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children, is a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
Hebephilia, sexual attraction to pubescent children, is not a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
These are psychiatric disorders, NOT the Criminal Offenses.
But it is a crime to have sex w/children.
Hebephilia, sexual attraction to pubescent children, is not a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
These are psychiatric disorders, NOT the Criminal Offenses.
But it is a crime to have sex w/children.
I bet Sycophant Scott has screwworms between the ears.
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I bet Sycophant Scott has screwworms between the ears.
Here is your Monday Moment of Amazement.
Did you *ever* believe you would be agreeing with Ayn Rand?
Did you *ever* believe you would be agreeing with Ayn Rand?
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Here is your Monday Moment of Amazement.
Did you *ever* believe you would be agreeing with Ayn Rand?
Did you *ever* believe you would be agreeing with Ayn Rand?
PROTEST at DAN SULLIVAN’S FUNDRAISER
Monday, Nov. 24 at 4:30pm
outside 6302 Old Airport Rd Fairbanks
Yes-Man Dan is a rubber stamp on the Trump agenda of protecting pedophiles & profit over people.
Sullivan cut Alaska's health care & schools to line his own pockets.
Come protest his corruption!
Monday, Nov. 24 at 4:30pm
outside 6302 Old Airport Rd Fairbanks
Yes-Man Dan is a rubber stamp on the Trump agenda of protecting pedophiles & profit over people.
Sullivan cut Alaska's health care & schools to line his own pockets.
Come protest his corruption!
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
PROTEST at DAN SULLIVAN’S FUNDRAISER
Monday, Nov. 24 at 4:30pm
outside 6302 Old Airport Rd Fairbanks
Yes-Man Dan is a rubber stamp on the Trump agenda of protecting pedophiles & profit over people.
Sullivan cut Alaska's health care & schools to line his own pockets.
Come protest his corruption!
Monday, Nov. 24 at 4:30pm
outside 6302 Old Airport Rd Fairbanks
Yes-Man Dan is a rubber stamp on the Trump agenda of protecting pedophiles & profit over people.
Sullivan cut Alaska's health care & schools to line his own pockets.
Come protest his corruption!
We’ve had a couple X-class solar flares, a G3/G4 solar storm and a high energy radiation storm,(polar aviators take note). HF radio & GPS yse are going to be strongly degraded.
If you want to track auroras try
earth.nullschool.net
Menu, choose ‘Space’ to see the auroral arc location.
If you want to track auroras try
earth.nullschool.net
Menu, choose ‘Space’ to see the auroral arc location.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
We’ve had a couple X-class solar flares, a G3/G4 solar storm and a high energy radiation storm,(polar aviators take note). HF radio & GPS yse are going to be strongly degraded.
If you want to track auroras try
earth.nullschool.net
Menu, choose ‘Space’ to see the auroral arc location.
If you want to track auroras try
earth.nullschool.net
Menu, choose ‘Space’ to see the auroral arc location.
The damage is doubly done - they will expect us to back down and surrender every time from now on.
John Oliver has it right, there are only four words you need to tell bullies:
“Fuck You, Make Me”.
I guess him saying that is yet another case of an immigrant doing a job Americans won’t do.
John Oliver has it right, there are only four words you need to tell bullies:
“Fuck You, Make Me”.
I guess him saying that is yet another case of an immigrant doing a job Americans won’t do.
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The damage is doubly done - they will expect us to back down and surrender every time from now on.
John Oliver has it right, there are only four words you need to tell bullies:
“Fuck You, Make Me”.
I guess him saying that is yet another case of an immigrant doing a job Americans won’t do.
John Oliver has it right, there are only four words you need to tell bullies:
“Fuck You, Make Me”.
I guess him saying that is yet another case of an immigrant doing a job Americans won’t do.
Pedophile Protector Johnson is counting on the Special Election on December 2nd in Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District electing a republican BEFORE he swears in Adelita Grijalva from Arizona’s 7th District.
If he swears in both in the Epstein discharge petition is still one vote short.
If he swears in both in the Epstein discharge petition is still one vote short.
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pedophile Protector Johnson is counting on the Special Election on December 2nd in Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District electing a republican BEFORE he swears in Adelita Grijalva from Arizona’s 7th District.
If he swears in both in the Epstein discharge petition is still one vote short.
If he swears in both in the Epstein discharge petition is still one vote short.
I was going to drag out what I thought was an Einstein quote to help discuss Tuesday night’s election results, but when I went to verify the wording I found the quote had been mis-attributed.
In the process I found it was part of an even better quote by Physicist John Wheeler about Albert Einstein.
In the process I found it was part of an even better quote by Physicist John Wheeler about Albert Einstein.
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I was going to drag out what I thought was an Einstein quote to help discuss Tuesday night’s election results, but when I went to verify the wording I found the quote had been mis-attributed.
In the process I found it was part of an even better quote by Physicist John Wheeler about Albert Einstein.
In the process I found it was part of an even better quote by Physicist John Wheeler about Albert Einstein.
Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is trying to starve our soldiers, our veterans and their families in order to bully democrats.
If democrats give in to the CHILD RAPIST BULLY the bullying will never stop. Either we make a stand here and now or it will be surrendering to fascism.
If democrats give in to the CHILD RAPIST BULLY the bullying will never stop. Either we make a stand here and now or it will be surrendering to fascism.
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is trying to starve our soldiers, our veterans and their families in order to bully democrats.
If democrats give in to the CHILD RAPIST BULLY the bullying will never stop. Either we make a stand here and now or it will be surrendering to fascism.
If democrats give in to the CHILD RAPIST BULLY the bullying will never stop. Either we make a stand here and now or it will be surrendering to fascism.
The longer Johnson delays the vote on the discharge petition to release the Epstein files …
… the closer that vote will be to the mid-term elections-term elections.
Mikey needs to ask himself if being associated with the EPSTEIN COVERUP SCANDAL is a winning strategy for the GOP in the mid-terms.
… the closer that vote will be to the mid-term elections-term elections.
Mikey needs to ask himself if being associated with the EPSTEIN COVERUP SCANDAL is a winning strategy for the GOP in the mid-terms.
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The longer Johnson delays the vote on the discharge petition to release the Epstein files …
… the closer that vote will be to the mid-term elections-term elections.
Mikey needs to ask himself if being associated with the EPSTEIN COVERUP SCANDAL is a winning strategy for the GOP in the mid-terms.
… the closer that vote will be to the mid-term elections-term elections.
Mikey needs to ask himself if being associated with the EPSTEIN COVERUP SCANDAL is a winning strategy for the GOP in the mid-terms.
Why exactly are America’s Children not a better investment than Argentina?
What happened to ‘America First’ ??
What happened to ‘America First’ ??
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Why exactly are America’s Children not a better investment than Argentina?
What happened to ‘America First’ ??
What happened to ‘America First’ ??
We the Resistance have made a difference and our impact is growing daily with each act of defiance.
Never doubt that, never doubt you have an impact.
Never doubt that, never doubt you have an impact.
November 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We the Resistance have made a difference and our impact is growing daily with each act of defiance.
Never doubt that, never doubt you have an impact.
Never doubt that, never doubt you have an impact.
For those times that require being both polite and precise.
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
For those times that require being both polite and precise.
Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is celebrating the 2025 Nobel Prizes in Physics going to an American scientist at a university he wants to control, in a state he wants to strip of immigrants …
… all the while ignoring that 2 out of the 3 winners were IMMIGRANTS.
… all the while ignoring that 2 out of the 3 winners were IMMIGRANTS.
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is celebrating the 2025 Nobel Prizes in Physics going to an American scientist at a university he wants to control, in a state he wants to strip of immigrants …
… all the while ignoring that 2 out of the 3 winners were IMMIGRANTS.
… all the while ignoring that 2 out of the 3 winners were IMMIGRANTS.
Oligarchs are looking be in control of even alaska’s ISPs.
alaskabeacon.com/briefs/billi...
And they want to keep the details about it secret.
ALASKANS CAN COMMENT ABOUT THE SECRECY REQUEST BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS Tuesday OCTOBER 28TH (today!) Link in comments
alaskabeacon.com/briefs/billi...
And they want to keep the details about it secret.
ALASKANS CAN COMMENT ABOUT THE SECRECY REQUEST BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS Tuesday OCTOBER 28TH (today!) Link in comments
Billionaire seeks controlling interest in GCI, regulatory filings show | Alaska Beacon
John Malone already owns a majority of GCI Liberty’s voting shares, but until now has been limited by agreements that limit his voting power.
alaskabeacon.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Oligarchs are looking be in control of even alaska’s ISPs.
alaskabeacon.com/briefs/billi...
And they want to keep the details about it secret.
ALASKANS CAN COMMENT ABOUT THE SECRECY REQUEST BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS Tuesday OCTOBER 28TH (today!) Link in comments
alaskabeacon.com/briefs/billi...
And they want to keep the details about it secret.
ALASKANS CAN COMMENT ABOUT THE SECRECY REQUEST BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS Tuesday OCTOBER 28TH (today!) Link in comments
KETCHUP ALERT !!
KETCHUP ALERT !!
Intense TACOs incoming !
Because Trump Always Chickens Out 🙄
KETCHUP ALERT !!
Intense TACOs incoming !
Because Trump Always Chickens Out 🙄
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
KETCHUP ALERT !!
KETCHUP ALERT !!
Intense TACOs incoming !
Because Trump Always Chickens Out 🙄
KETCHUP ALERT !!
Intense TACOs incoming !
Because Trump Always Chickens Out 🙄
I will be referring to it as the Epstein Ballroom and I encourage others to do the same. Using that name defeats the purpose of this distraction from the Epstein Coverup.
The Epstein Ballroom, where 13 year old girls get in for FREE!
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW !!
The Epstein Ballroom, where 13 year old girls get in for FREE!
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW !!
October 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I will be referring to it as the Epstein Ballroom and I encourage others to do the same. Using that name defeats the purpose of this distraction from the Epstein Coverup.
The Epstein Ballroom, where 13 year old girls get in for FREE!
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW !!
The Epstein Ballroom, where 13 year old girls get in for FREE!
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW !!
How much might health insurance costs go up if the tax credits expire according to the Republican plans in your state?
I have not vetted this source, but it appears to be sourced and calculated without deception so far.
acasignups.net/ira-subsidy-...
I have not vetted this source, but it appears to be sourced and calculated without deception so far.
acasignups.net/ira-subsidy-...
acasignups.net
October 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
How much might health insurance costs go up if the tax credits expire according to the Republican plans in your state?
I have not vetted this source, but it appears to be sourced and calculated without deception so far.
acasignups.net/ira-subsidy-...
I have not vetted this source, but it appears to be sourced and calculated without deception so far.
acasignups.net/ira-subsidy-...
Time to call out House Republicans that are in hiding rather than doing their job to help end a government shutdown!
Alaska’s ChickenNick needs to answer that question - why isn’t he in Washington doing their job People’s business?
Alaska’s ChickenNick needs to answer that question - why isn’t he in Washington doing their job People’s business?
October 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Time to call out House Republicans that are in hiding rather than doing their job to help end a government shutdown!
Alaska’s ChickenNick needs to answer that question - why isn’t he in Washington doing their job People’s business?
Alaska’s ChickenNick needs to answer that question - why isn’t he in Washington doing their job People’s business?
Alaska Air Nat’l Guard C-17, assigned to the 176th Wing, evacuating approximately 300 displaced western Alaska residents from Bethel, Alaska, following Typhoon Halong, Oct. 15, 2025. It’s flying back and forth from Bethel to Anchorage with hundreds on each flight.
Link for donations as well.
Link for donations as well.
October 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Alaska Air Nat’l Guard C-17, assigned to the 176th Wing, evacuating approximately 300 displaced western Alaska residents from Bethel, Alaska, following Typhoon Halong, Oct. 15, 2025. It’s flying back and forth from Bethel to Anchorage with hundreds on each flight.
Link for donations as well.
Link for donations as well.
ANTIFA Headquarters revealed by numerous sources.
October 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
ANTIFA Headquarters revealed by numerous sources.
As the CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT violently attempts to distract us from his pedophilia, his actions are becoming ever more tyrannical.
I had an insight into the motivations of him and his followers that I believe will help us now, so I’m repeating this again…
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
I had an insight into the motivations of him and his followers that I believe will help us now, so I’m repeating this again…
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
50 Shades of MAGA
CONTENT ADVISORY: This is not for the faint of heart and will touch on some topics that maybe repugnant to some. Be warned but I believe it’s worth it.
open.substack.com
October 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
As the CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT violently attempts to distract us from his pedophilia, his actions are becoming ever more tyrannical.
I had an insight into the motivations of him and his followers that I believe will help us now, so I’m repeating this again…
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
I had an insight into the motivations of him and his followers that I believe will help us now, so I’m repeating this again…
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
Maybe the CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT would have better luck getting a peace prize if he didn’t send troops into American cities to incite violence.
As a consolation I understand he did qualify to get an Epstein Piece Prize for the number of children he raped.
As a consolation I understand he did qualify to get an Epstein Piece Prize for the number of children he raped.
October 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Maybe the CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT would have better luck getting a peace prize if he didn’t send troops into American cities to incite violence.
As a consolation I understand he did qualify to get an Epstein Piece Prize for the number of children he raped.
As a consolation I understand he did qualify to get an Epstein Piece Prize for the number of children he raped.
I’m tired to tip-toeing around this.
Our Constitution is being violated with impunity.
The Rule of Law is being ignored.
Our Constitutional rights are being taken away daily.
It’s time to speak truth to power:
TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN.
Prove me wrong. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW!
Our Constitution is being violated with impunity.
The Rule of Law is being ignored.
Our Constitutional rights are being taken away daily.
It’s time to speak truth to power:
TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN.
Prove me wrong. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW!
October 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I’m tired to tip-toeing around this.
Our Constitution is being violated with impunity.
The Rule of Law is being ignored.
Our Constitutional rights are being taken away daily.
It’s time to speak truth to power:
TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN.
Prove me wrong. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW!
Our Constitution is being violated with impunity.
The Rule of Law is being ignored.
Our Constitutional rights are being taken away daily.
It’s time to speak truth to power:
TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN.
Prove me wrong. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW!