Creese Befunkin
@befunkin.bsky.social
Meta refugee, meat popsicle, sourdough Alaskan, scallywag, Groucho Marxist, works with the Ministry of Object Permanence
Attacking him for speaking the truth will only make retired veteran and former astronaut Senator Kelly the most popular man in America.
… and a slam-dunk choice for our next President.
… and a slam-dunk choice for our next President.
January 7, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Attacking him for speaking the truth will only make retired veteran and former astronaut Senator Kelly the most popular man in America.
… and a slam-dunk choice for our next President.
… and a slam-dunk choice for our next President.
Vaccination Update
On this day, January 6th 2025 it is important to remember all those five years ago that were ready and eager to get their shots as soon as it was possible.
On this day, January 6th 2025 it is important to remember all those five years ago that were ready and eager to get their shots as soon as it was possible.
January 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Vaccination Update
On this day, January 6th 2025 it is important to remember all those five years ago that were ready and eager to get their shots as soon as it was possible.
On this day, January 6th 2025 it is important to remember all those five years ago that were ready and eager to get their shots as soon as it was possible.
Do we let a new Age of Colonialism descend upon humanity or do we stand up and stop it ?
A civilization based on reason and justice - or warring empires fighting for profits provided by enslaved masses ?
A civilization based on reason and justice - or warring empires fighting for profits provided by enslaved masses ?
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Do we let a new Age of Colonialism descend upon humanity or do we stand up and stop it ?
A civilization based on reason and justice - or warring empires fighting for profits provided by enslaved masses ?
A civilization based on reason and justice - or warring empires fighting for profits provided by enslaved masses ?
I assume the bribes don’t need to be in small bills since they can just buy some TrumpCoin crypto or maybe give away some off-shore oil drilling leases to the Trump crime family.
January 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I assume the bribes don’t need to be in small bills since they can just buy some TrumpCoin crypto or maybe give away some off-shore oil drilling leases to the Trump crime family.
Place your bets before it’s “too late” then keep count in 2026 to see which one is more scheduling challenged.
January 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Place your bets before it’s “too late” then keep count in 2026 to see which one is more scheduling challenged.
If, because of the war, the decimation of the russian population continues there will be no economy to come back to, no functional military in Russia.
Russia will be in collapse and become a vassal state of China.
Russia will be in collapse and become a vassal state of China.
December 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If, because of the war, the decimation of the russian population continues there will be no economy to come back to, no functional military in Russia.
Russia will be in collapse and become a vassal state of China.
Russia will be in collapse and become a vassal state of China.
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BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
From the US Army.
In 1945.
About Fascism, before it was fashionable to be an American fascist.
https://archive.org/details/ArmyTalkOrientationFactSheet64-Fascism/mode/1up
In 1945.
About Fascism, before it was fashionable to be an American fascist.
https://archive.org/details/ArmyTalkOrientationFactSheet64-Fascism/mode/1up
December 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
From the US Army.
In 1945.
About Fascism, before it was fashionable to be an American fascist.
https://archive.org/details/ArmyTalkOrientationFactSheet64-Fascism/mode/1up
In 1945.
About Fascism, before it was fashionable to be an American fascist.
https://archive.org/details/ArmyTalkOrientationFactSheet64-Fascism/mode/1up
If our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT and his bootlicking lackeys believe they can prevent the broadcasts of reports critical of them, they are living in the wrong millennium.
The segment was broadcast in Canada, so their censorship WILL fail.
Especially if we repost it massively!!
youtu.be/F81WnOyDXD4
The segment was broadcast in Canada, so their censorship WILL fail.
Especially if we repost it massively!!
youtu.be/F81WnOyDXD4
Full CECOT Interview from CBS Canada
YouTube video by Qasim Rashid
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
If our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT and his bootlicking lackeys believe they can prevent the broadcasts of reports critical of them, they are living in the wrong millennium.
The segment was broadcast in Canada, so their censorship WILL fail.
Especially if we repost it massively!!
youtu.be/F81WnOyDXD4
The segment was broadcast in Canada, so their censorship WILL fail.
Especially if we repost it massively!!
youtu.be/F81WnOyDXD4
We should have a design contest now for his gravestone / urinal so we don’t get distracted away from the parties after the inevitable happens.
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We should have a design contest now for his gravestone / urinal so we don’t get distracted away from the parties after the inevitable happens.
The House is fleeing town Thursday night, what are they trying to avoid?
If no files are released are they hoping to avoid an impeachment motion?
Or not be in town to have to take up a war declaration?
Or avoid another discharge petition for ACA funding that they dodged Wednesday?
If no files are released are they hoping to avoid an impeachment motion?
Or not be in town to have to take up a war declaration?
Or avoid another discharge petition for ACA funding that they dodged Wednesday?
December 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The House is fleeing town Thursday night, what are they trying to avoid?
If no files are released are they hoping to avoid an impeachment motion?
Or not be in town to have to take up a war declaration?
Or avoid another discharge petition for ACA funding that they dodged Wednesday?
If no files are released are they hoping to avoid an impeachment motion?
Or not be in town to have to take up a war declaration?
Or avoid another discharge petition for ACA funding that they dodged Wednesday?
As seen in one of Heather Cox Richardson’s daily posts:
Hagueseth
Hagueseth
December 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
As seen in one of Heather Cox Richardson’s daily posts:
Hagueseth
Hagueseth
I was wondering why China was an “Arctic” nation.
And I missed the nearly 1/2 billion $ for a harbor upgrade for Nome in August.
Turns out droughts in Panama & Houthi rebels in Yemen mean we need more icebreakers in Alaska!
Has *anyone* done an environmental impact study???
youtu.be/bLdZUaQeJ7g
And I missed the nearly 1/2 billion $ for a harbor upgrade for Nome in August.
Turns out droughts in Panama & Houthi rebels in Yemen mean we need more icebreakers in Alaska!
Has *anyone* done an environmental impact study???
youtu.be/bLdZUaQeJ7g
The Route That Could Kill the Panama and Suez Canals
YouTube video by MegaBuilds
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I was wondering why China was an “Arctic” nation.
And I missed the nearly 1/2 billion $ for a harbor upgrade for Nome in August.
Turns out droughts in Panama & Houthi rebels in Yemen mean we need more icebreakers in Alaska!
Has *anyone* done an environmental impact study???
youtu.be/bLdZUaQeJ7g
And I missed the nearly 1/2 billion $ for a harbor upgrade for Nome in August.
Turns out droughts in Panama & Houthi rebels in Yemen mean we need more icebreakers in Alaska!
Has *anyone* done an environmental impact study???
youtu.be/bLdZUaQeJ7g
This might deserve its own separate post.
Do you know where your pets are tonight?
They want us to be scared of them, but that’s sometimes a fine line between scaring and being the hideous face of atrocities, a portrait that lives in infamy.
Do you know where your pets are tonight?
They want us to be scared of them, but that’s sometimes a fine line between scaring and being the hideous face of atrocities, a portrait that lives in infamy.
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This might deserve its own separate post.
Do you know where your pets are tonight?
They want us to be scared of them, but that’s sometimes a fine line between scaring and being the hideous face of atrocities, a portrait that lives in infamy.
Do you know where your pets are tonight?
They want us to be scared of them, but that’s sometimes a fine line between scaring and being the hideous face of atrocities, a portrait that lives in infamy.
Amber Alerts started as a way to notify the public about abducted kids.
Many areas have expanded that to include more broadly Missing and Endangered Person Advisories.
That’s the very definition of ICE kidnappings.
Reporting ICE abductions on our local alert systems has some positive effects.
Many areas have expanded that to include more broadly Missing and Endangered Person Advisories.
That’s the very definition of ICE kidnappings.
Reporting ICE abductions on our local alert systems has some positive effects.
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Amber Alerts started as a way to notify the public about abducted kids.
Many areas have expanded that to include more broadly Missing and Endangered Person Advisories.
That’s the very definition of ICE kidnappings.
Reporting ICE abductions on our local alert systems has some positive effects.
Many areas have expanded that to include more broadly Missing and Endangered Person Advisories.
That’s the very definition of ICE kidnappings.
Reporting ICE abductions on our local alert systems has some positive effects.
Apparently his sycophants got so tired of hearing the senile old fool whine about not getting a peace prize they decided to invent an imaginary award for him.
… and also to distract him from his coming Epstein Scandal disaster.
… and also to distract him from his coming Epstein Scandal disaster.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Apparently his sycophants got so tired of hearing the senile old fool whine about not getting a peace prize they decided to invent an imaginary award for him.
… and also to distract him from his coming Epstein Scandal disaster.
… and also to distract him from his coming Epstein Scandal disaster.
How about doing Amber Alerts when ICE disappears people ??
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
How about doing Amber Alerts when ICE disappears people ??
Ever heard of the WWII Battle of the Bismarck Sea?
There’s an ugly reason why not that’s unfortunately still relevant today.
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
There’s an ugly reason why not that’s unfortunately still relevant today.
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
Ever Heard of the WWII Battle of the Bismarck Sea?
Shame is likely the ugly reason why.
open.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ever heard of the WWII Battle of the Bismarck Sea?
There’s an ugly reason why not that’s unfortunately still relevant today.
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
There’s an ugly reason why not that’s unfortunately still relevant today.
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
All signs point to retiring Admiral Holsey as the American Patriot that refused to carry out illegal orders.
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
All signs point to retiring Admiral Holsey as the American Patriot that refused to carry out illegal orders.
This sh*thead is employed by Chuck Grassley as counsel on the senate judiciary committee.
Let’s overwhelm Grassley with complaints, see if we can make Grassley force him to apologize or resign.
Let’s overwhelm Grassley with complaints, see if we can make Grassley force him to apologize or resign.
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This sh*thead is employed by Chuck Grassley as counsel on the senate judiciary committee.
Let’s overwhelm Grassley with complaints, see if we can make Grassley force him to apologize or resign.
Let’s overwhelm Grassley with complaints, see if we can make Grassley force him to apologize or resign.
So am I doing this whole Resistancing thingy right??
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
So am I doing this whole Resistancing thingy right??
I don’t mean to sound greedy, but what else could we possibly need, we already got a “big beautiful promise” to have a vote on healthcare funding.
If we have that promise what on earth else could we want ???
If we have that promise what on earth else could we want ???
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I don’t mean to sound greedy, but what else could we possibly need, we already got a “big beautiful promise” to have a vote on healthcare funding.
If we have that promise what on earth else could we want ???
If we have that promise what on earth else could we want ???
After watching President Obama’s 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner speech I realized there WAS something I could be thankful for this horrendous year!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
After watching President Obama’s 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner speech I realized there WAS something I could be thankful for this horrendous year!!
There would be few better ways to drop his approval ratings than to have us setting the narrative daily & him constantly being in whiney little bitch mode.
I don’t know that he has the strength of character to stop having tantrums when things don’t go his way, so I’d say let’s use that against him.
I don’t know that he has the strength of character to stop having tantrums when things don’t go his way, so I’d say let’s use that against him.
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There would be few better ways to drop his approval ratings than to have us setting the narrative daily & him constantly being in whiney little bitch mode.
I don’t know that he has the strength of character to stop having tantrums when things don’t go his way, so I’d say let’s use that against him.
I don’t know that he has the strength of character to stop having tantrums when things don’t go his way, so I’d say let’s use that against him.
Pedophilia, sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children, is a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
Hebephilia, sexual attraction to pubescent children, is not a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
These are psychiatric disorders, NOT the Criminal Offenses.
But it is a crime to have sex w/children.
Hebephilia, sexual attraction to pubescent children, is not a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
These are psychiatric disorders, NOT the Criminal Offenses.
But it is a crime to have sex w/children.
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Pedophilia, sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children, is a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
Hebephilia, sexual attraction to pubescent children, is not a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
These are psychiatric disorders, NOT the Criminal Offenses.
But it is a crime to have sex w/children.
Hebephilia, sexual attraction to pubescent children, is not a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
These are psychiatric disorders, NOT the Criminal Offenses.
But it is a crime to have sex w/children.