melissa middleberg
@beezyknowsbest.bsky.social
I live in a box of paints
nyc
paintings on IG @beezyknowsbest
nyc
paintings on IG @beezyknowsbest
February 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Grimace is simultaneously the most imaginary and realistic McDonald's representative
December 3, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Grimace is simultaneously the most imaginary and realistic McDonald's representative
did u even go to Greece if u didn't take a picture of octopus hanging on a clothesline or whatever
November 24, 2024 at 12:22 AM
did u even go to Greece if u didn't take a picture of octopus hanging on a clothesline or whatever
I stg I'm not high rn but isn't it weird that eyes are just holes??????
November 23, 2024 at 6:35 AM
I stg I'm not high rn but isn't it weird that eyes are just holes??????
a good test of character is asking someone how they feel about Jenny from forest gump
November 23, 2024 at 5:44 AM
a good test of character is asking someone how they feel about Jenny from forest gump
Got hacked on twitter blaming elon personally
November 22, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Got hacked on twitter blaming elon personally
It must feel so good for a cloud to rain
November 21, 2024 at 10:10 PM
It must feel so good for a cloud to rain
Sharing more paintings on here don't mind me: "Other Words" 14"x11" oil on canvas
November 21, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Sharing more paintings on here don't mind me: "Other Words" 14"x11" oil on canvas
Just googled "thanksgiving ironic"
November 20, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Just googled "thanksgiving ironic"
Imagine your sister wrote one of the most badass songs ever but kept referring to you as a "porpoise" in the lyrics
November 19, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Imagine your sister wrote one of the most badass songs ever but kept referring to you as a "porpoise" in the lyrics
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It’s good that BlueSky doesn’t have a save draft option. I can immediately throw my thoughts in the garbage can where they belong
November 18, 2024 at 9:20 PM
It’s good that BlueSky doesn’t have a save draft option. I can immediately throw my thoughts in the garbage can where they belong
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Thinking about how Rod Stewart sings the whole song "Maggie May" to a person who just woke up
November 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Thinking about how Rod Stewart sings the whole song "Maggie May" to a person who just woke up
Thinking about the historic bucatini shortage of 2020
November 17, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Thinking about the historic bucatini shortage of 2020
Posting my paintings on here, "The Pool" 28"x36" oil on canvas
November 17, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Posting my paintings on here, "The Pool" 28"x36" oil on canvas
I'm back on 30 rock my drug of choice
November 17, 2024 at 5:42 AM
I'm back on 30 rock my drug of choice
I had to send a fax this week I thought you guys should know
November 17, 2024 at 3:39 AM
I had to send a fax this week I thought you guys should know
the icon for this app is giving msn explorer
November 15, 2024 at 8:38 PM
the icon for this app is giving msn explorer