beezo
@beezo.bsky.social
She/Her
enjoyer of many things, funny on occasion…
Worlds Biggest Pistachio
Go outside, eat grass.
enjoyer of many things, funny on occasion…
Worlds Biggest Pistachio
Go outside, eat grass.
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beezo
@beezo.bsky.social
· 4h
i've been deep fried. i look like this 🍤 now.
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I don't like getting meaned at
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I don't like getting meaned at
haha sorry for using lethe’s call on you, i did something embarrassing a few weeks ago. please forgive me haha. im sorry dude. could you give me 15 bucks?
February 12, 2026 at 10:25 AM
haha sorry for using lethe’s call on you, i did something embarrassing a few weeks ago. please forgive me haha. im sorry dude. could you give me 15 bucks?
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the cream cheese is white, bread is black, and feet r brown. put the toes in between the two peices. its the only way to make a gradient sandwich
February 12, 2026 at 9:30 AM
the cream cheese is white, bread is black, and feet r brown. put the toes in between the two peices. its the only way to make a gradient sandwich
You're killing them, Hotori.
February 12, 2026 at 9:59 AM
You're killing them, Hotori.
my dad works for god he can smite you irl
February 12, 2026 at 9:54 AM
my dad works for god he can smite you irl
crazy frog penis erasure
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 AM
crazy frog penis erasure
my coworker just said he’d tear my hole family to peaces
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 AM
my coworker just said he’d tear my hole family to peaces
i could really use a wish right now wish right now
February 12, 2026 at 9:50 AM
i could really use a wish right now wish right now
the hell was i doin man
February 12, 2026 at 9:48 AM
the hell was i doin man
Sources say he might be the next best thing...
February 12, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Sources say he might be the next best thing...
for dinner i had chicken shwarma ceasar salad three Spanakopita ama
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 AM
for dinner i had chicken shwarma ceasar salad three Spanakopita ama
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my mum used to steam me these as a kid but she had to stop cause the green things would make me go crazy and hurt myself and others
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 AM
my mum used to steam me these as a kid but she had to stop cause the green things would make me go crazy and hurt myself and others
No one in the country seems to know what this is.
February 12, 2026 at 9:33 AM
No one in the country seems to know what this is.
No one in the country seems to know what this is.
February 12, 2026 at 9:32 AM
No one in the country seems to know what this is.
Which glass will fi- wwuhluh.. muhhhh,... aaah.. AAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOO
February 12, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Which glass will fi- wwuhluh.. muhhhh,... aaah.. AAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOO
Im trying to feel something
February 12, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Im trying to feel something
i've been deep fried. i look like this 🍤 now.
February 12, 2026 at 9:22 AM
i've been deep fried. i look like this 🍤 now.
my son refused to pick up my dry cleaning. this is his punishment.
fair or too much? 🤔
fair or too much? 🤔
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 AM
my son refused to pick up my dry cleaning. this is his punishment.
fair or too much? 🤔
fair or too much? 🤔
gonna start farming bangers trust.
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 AM
gonna start farming bangers trust.
gay person: im gay
society: ok
that one queer friend you try to ignore: hi why are you ignoring me :[
society: ok
that one queer friend you try to ignore: hi why are you ignoring me :[
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 AM
gay person: im gay
society: ok
that one queer friend you try to ignore: hi why are you ignoring me :[
society: ok
that one queer friend you try to ignore: hi why are you ignoring me :[