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Fuck, FUCK, MY FIRST DOGS NAME WAS BAILEY. My first dog's name was Bailey and my mom hated her and like, that would have been such a good pick for a name I can't believe I didn't pick Bailey with all the dog stuff and, and it's just cute and, FUCK, i can't believe this!!!
February 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Do you think deltarunes weird route is symbolic of freezing a moment in place, refusing to let moments your cherish pass and "preserving them" the same way the holiday's house is stuck in time, with the bronzed snowflakes and such? I'm so fucking smart
January 30, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Playing noita is important because it teaches the common person about what a world without workplace safety would look like for me, specifically
January 30, 2026 at 1:04 AM
people talk about enlightenment as a peacefulness, a sense of becoming one with many conflicting things, I'm experiencing something that feels more like an animal or structure cracking under pressure, splitting out and branching in explosive gorey force. so... maybe that's good!
January 29, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Getting really stupid after a long day at the thinking factory (Lab) and playing increasingly challenging games to see what 5 year old me can handle, last night she played killer7 while barking like a dog, what a rush! I should get into Russian roulette
January 28, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Art of moth and her friend Panini! I am thinking, perhaps I can make a very short visual novel project out of them this year? At least start it, I want to put my girls on the big screen!!! A "date" sim? 18+ but not in a way you may expect...~
January 27, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I hate when websites pause my shit to ask if I'm still there! The only paws I want are... Heh, well, you could say employed in a fashion but I shan't be crass
January 26, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Now you may ask, "Beatrice? Have you come to associate and identify with dogs and puppies?"

And the truth is, I have! "But how?!" You ask?

Well my dears let me spin you a tale~
January 26, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I finally unveiled my werewolf form in my DND group because they were all using their super moves and I wanted to do the final attack so I could get all the praise, so I can use this icon now! Woof woof what's for lunch lawl x3
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Everyone, can we all work together to think of solutions to having to socialize to get better at socialization? I am thinking of a large cable, plugged into two or more people's necks! I think it would be a healthier (easier) alternative, what do you think?
January 25, 2026 at 3:42 PM
"I'm scheming, I'm creating labyrinths of charm to ensnare others, my unchecked ambitions have spelt my downfall, yet even still I successfully navigate the field of social strada to reap my reward, I am god herself"

-girl who has to get socialized like a dog or she gets scared
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I've been pushing myself to be more social and make good first impressions / figure out how to adjust my approaches as to become stronger, it's odd, but I think anything can be solved using scientific method.

This makes me a dork, but perhaps the smartest girl in the world?
January 25, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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BROKEN CORE: sister = doll, a girl story

dolls are awesome. you can do anything to them. you can insert yourself into them

20k words for #dollandkigujam by @nadianova.fi & @sarlinna.bsky.social go play now play now free play now now play play sister game play sister type doll game now play no
January 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I think I've become a great example of someone who fucks like a rabbit yet still hold the spiritual energy of "virgin loser" via sheer idiotic aura, I don't know what to make of this
January 15, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Happy Holidays, puppygirls
:3
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I'm wriggling out of a corpse, I'm changing rapidly into a new, better person, but why do I have to keep looking back at who I was and feeling nothing but pity? Why do girls like us have to be born of corpses? She deserved better and so will this one, that's the lifecycle
January 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Goss Harag isn't reacting well to the Forbidden Lands air, but he's ready to fight some hunters!!!
#MonsterHunter #GossHarag
January 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
This puppygirl is washed? You want to, give puppy a bath? Bweeeeehhhhh, make sure to rub the conditioner in aaand uh, ccondition p-puppy aaaand, huh? No bath? You just think I fell off? Cats are better at landing you're thinking of a catgirl
January 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I wanna be a niche online presence, I want enough of an active following that I can treat a chat like a classroom, I wanna teach a bunch of weirdos from all over the world about art and science! I really miss being a teacher and now that's everyone's problem, play toys with me
January 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
"It's only so long until I defeat all foes, digital and flesh!!" -The Fighting Gamer
January 7, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Look at my self portraits
January 6, 2026 at 2:28 AM
DND campaign based around mind control where the DM uses a clicker in call to drop the players when they get a trance debuff, but it leads to the DM leading everyone thru campaigns since the girls are too far under to roll for anything themselves
January 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
If you want to understand my art on any level, please read The open veins of Latin America, a fantastic book that cuts deep while maintaining hope, despair doesnt win wars, and I aspire to make art so concise and simple in its delivery, literature that must survive forever
January 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
youtu.be/jobXpXGeSM4
Watch my epic video where I win at tekken forever using ; VERTICAL ATTACK
Tekken 8: Jun's Vertical Attack
YouTube video by Beetle Insect
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January 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Drifting all over the snow and had to cancel work for the day, good reason but I still feel bad! One day I'll make a personification of guilt the working class feels for self preservation, and beat it to death with a pipe
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM