@beetchfeukyoue.bsky.social
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By the way everything I tweet must be read in the codependent lesbian space alien voice
I'm there to derail the conversation and deplete the energy 😈 that's why I get invited
February 6, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I'm there to derail the conversation and deplete the energy 😈 that's why I get invited
Jealous of my gnarliness? Yeah the gnarly is fucking gnarly
February 5, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Jealous of my gnarliness? Yeah the gnarly is fucking gnarly
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i literally feel like oppenheimer
February 5, 2026 at 4:52 AM
i literally feel like oppenheimer
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straight girl in my ecology class explaining brokeback mountain: ok so imagine heated rivalry
February 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
straight girl in my ecology class explaining brokeback mountain: ok so imagine heated rivalry
Someone please write a song more annoying than gnarly so we can move on
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Someone please write a song more annoying than gnarly so we can move on
My opponents are trying to cancel me with their little "comments"
February 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
My opponents are trying to cancel me with their little "comments"
"being topical as a topical ass bitch fucking topical"
February 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
"being topical as a topical ass bitch fucking topical"
"I have a winter Olympic sensor in my body"
February 4, 2026 at 7:05 AM
"I have a winter Olympic sensor in my body"
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Some have taken my suggestion to bring back Mo Bamba too seriously
January 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Some have taken my suggestion to bring back Mo Bamba too seriously
All I do these days on bluesky dot social is quote gnarly
February 3, 2026 at 7:53 AM
All I do these days on bluesky dot social is quote gnarly
@ghastly92.bsky.social thank you for continuously and continually rescuing my winter hats
February 3, 2026 at 5:06 AM
@ghastly92.bsky.social thank you for continuously and continually rescuing my winter hats
You're gnarly, I'm not
February 3, 2026 at 1:35 AM
You're gnarly, I'm not
me: je ne parle pas français
my mom: agh!! Mais merdeeee
my mom: agh!! Mais merdeeee
January 30, 2026 at 10:44 PM
me: je ne parle pas français
my mom: agh!! Mais merdeeee
my mom: agh!! Mais merdeeee
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there’s been toooo much breaching containment lately can we keep it niche up in here
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 PM
there’s been toooo much breaching containment lately can we keep it niche up in here
I'm not letting the Chelsea thing go
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I'm not letting the Chelsea thing go
Some call me Lav while others call me Chelsea
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Some call me Lav while others call me Chelsea
Chelsea deniers when someone calls me Chelsea:
January 29, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Chelsea deniers when someone calls me Chelsea:
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Chelsea truthers know my name is Chelsea
January 28, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Chelsea truthers know my name is Chelsea
06s turning 20 was NOT on my 2026 bingo card
January 28, 2026 at 11:28 PM
06s turning 20 was NOT on my 2026 bingo card
Do I look like a Chelsea
January 28, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Do I look like a Chelsea
I enjoy assigning causation to things that happened after the thing
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I enjoy assigning causation to things that happened after the thing
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Toutmonde me dire que je droit ferma ma gueule sur le fucking double vé double vé double vé point cielbleu point social point com
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Toutmonde me dire que je droit ferma ma gueule sur le fucking double vé double vé double vé point cielbleu point social point com
Have you ever had a dream that maiahi maiahu maiaho maiahaha
January 26, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Have you ever had a dream that maiahi maiahu maiaho maiahaha
(shaking head) "bisexuals--"
January 26, 2026 at 6:12 AM
(shaking head) "bisexuals--"
Calling it now the 09s are gonna fulfill my prophecy
January 26, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Calling it now the 09s are gonna fulfill my prophecy