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By the way everything I tweet must be read in the codependent lesbian space alien voice
"you can't lead a horse to water that wants to die"
December 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"you can't lead a horse to water that wants to die"
"think, Marty!"
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"think, Marty!"
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sorry i didn't respond to your text i was at the hit ukrainian band dakhabrakhas concert
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
sorry i didn't respond to your text i was at the hit ukrainian band dakhabrakhas concert
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i wish i could blame my problems on the luteal phase
December 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
i wish i could blame my problems on the luteal phase
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the sourpuss shortage is destroying the dyke community
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
the sourpuss shortage is destroying the dyke community
Your honour, my client was in the luteal phase
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Your honour, my client was in the luteal phase
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I'm sorry for costco
May 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm sorry for costco
I'm going to take off points
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm going to take off points
I found a very sophisticated mechanical pencil on the ground :)
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I found a very sophisticated mechanical pencil on the ground :)
I am quite literally sorry for party rocking
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I am quite literally sorry for party rocking
I love telling myself platitudes and thought terminating cliches it really works sometimes
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I love telling myself platitudes and thought terminating cliches it really works sometimes
If you aren't putting out those CVs on a daily basis by age 1 you are COOKED. YES this is a linguistics joke
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
If you aren't putting out those CVs on a daily basis by age 1 you are COOKED. YES this is a linguistics joke
I actually might get Deus ex machina'd out of failing this class
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I actually might get Deus ex machina'd out of failing this class
So YOU don't even know!
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
So YOU don't even know!
Universal grammar night yyj
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Universal grammar night yyj
"me when lav doesn't even learn a preschooler's level of Kurdish smh"
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
"me when lav doesn't even learn a preschooler's level of Kurdish smh"
"not a lot of people are googling aromf" @sluttyfutchxoxo.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"not a lot of people are googling aromf" @sluttyfutchxoxo.bsky.social
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Why is the last week always so fucked. If I was a prof I would make everything due the FIRST week
April 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Why is the last week always so fucked. If I was a prof I would make everything due the FIRST week
"what if I listened to Taylor Swift for the bit"
"Prepare to be shot for the bit"
"Prepare to be shot for the bit"
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
"what if I listened to Taylor Swift for the bit"
"Prepare to be shot for the bit"
"Prepare to be shot for the bit"
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Fading into irrelevance… gnarly
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Fading into irrelevance… gnarly
Are there no the artist is present heads extant?? Reveal yourselves!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Are there no the artist is present heads extant?? Reveal yourselves!!!!
If you don't want to listen to women rap in whatever language I'm learning get out of the car
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If you don't want to listen to women rap in whatever language I'm learning get out of the car
I'm like the Nikola Tesla of imaginary issues
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'm like the Nikola Tesla of imaginary issues