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Mason
@beeposting.bsky.social
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5/16
INFP
Optimum Bedroom

- California King-sized bed with satin sheets
- MY THRONE
- Popcorn Machine
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The CIA watching black people argue about clothes for the 800th time (they didn't even have to do anything this time)
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
There is a strong correlation between the amount of small strip malls with bakeries and record stores and how high the awesome meter is
October 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Shaq lifers after eating their 11th Shaq-a-roni pizza, 8th bag of Shaq-a-licious gummies, and 25th Blueberry Lemonade BeatBox in a week
October 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
As an aspiring musician, I hate listening to 1979 because how the fuck did Billy Corgan think of that
September 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Keep the death penalty AND abortion #survivalofthefittest
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
That AI NFL ad on Youtube was fucking disgusting
September 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It's surprising how many people celebrate the bare minimum.
September 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Tyreek Hill is the modern-day Genghis Khan.
September 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Why are all the hot girls lesbian? I tryna to get some poon but also be respectful to others beliefs and its lowkey hard.
August 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Our forefathers fought for our god-given right to pound tortas, and Donald Trump is trying to take that from us #americaforthicclatinas #obama2052 #likeaviking
August 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's hard to find a white person who doesn't like Childish Gambino
August 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If I ever call myself a "phile" of anything, just shoot me. I'm likely a skin walker.
August 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Trey Parker and Matt Stone may be left or right, but they are 100% liberal. If you don't think the kings of anti-censorship aren't, you need your head checked.
August 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The only state the confederate flag should be in is on fire
August 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Karl Marx never considered really cool legos
July 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
He's not mansplaining, he's just autistic
July 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Smart" Republicans discovering the phrase, "Moral Grandstanding" (they're going to use it in every single argument they have to justify their racist beliefs).
shadow the hedgehog in a video game surrounded by glowing spheres
ALT: shadow the hedgehog in a video game surrounded by glowing spheres
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July 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Watching Howard Stern interviews to know how NOT to talk to women I don't know.
July 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I will never purposefully misgender a trans person no matter how bad they are. If I'm making fun of someone, I like to be correct.
July 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's not gambling if you know you're gonna win
a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
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July 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"The new Illegal Alien Detention Center called Alligator Alcatraz"
July 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If black people don't want me to use aave, then they should stop making it so cool and awesome
June 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Instead of parents, we should call it marents because we should all be feminist queens ✌️
June 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM