@beenneebabe.bsky.social
My favorite part of every work day is when my coworker comes in and turns off the fan and I start sweating my dick and balls off
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
My favorite part of every work day is when my coworker comes in and turns off the fan and I start sweating my dick and balls off
I love Chicago but there is a special place in hell for everybody driving up and down Pulaski from 8-9 AM
February 4, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I love Chicago but there is a special place in hell for everybody driving up and down Pulaski from 8-9 AM
Here’s how a strike should actually be organized. Not that I would know because general strikes don’t work. No I won’t offer actions to take or allow comments discussing the contrary. Here’s a link to my substack and a link to buy my book
January 29, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Here’s how a strike should actually be organized. Not that I would know because general strikes don’t work. No I won’t offer actions to take or allow comments discussing the contrary. Here’s a link to my substack and a link to buy my book
Saw a city bus getting towed on my way home from work. Happy arctic air day everyone
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Saw a city bus getting towed on my way home from work. Happy arctic air day everyone
Me pitching reverse cowgirl to Simon: “Because the normal version is fun for us…right?”
January 23, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Me pitching reverse cowgirl to Simon: “Because the normal version is fun for us…right?”
My question for the world is: can anything fucking work out for once
January 22, 2026 at 11:55 PM
My question for the world is: can anything fucking work out for once
Don’t ever feel bad if u don’t work out for a few weeks because when you come back to it you will realize you can still do pushups and that is badass
January 21, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Don’t ever feel bad if u don’t work out for a few weeks because when you come back to it you will realize you can still do pushups and that is badass
Trying to build a website and figure out an mp3 player reminds me that any technology-related hobbies make me want to bash my head in
January 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Trying to build a website and figure out an mp3 player reminds me that any technology-related hobbies make me want to bash my head in
Experiencing a lot of anxiety and flashbacks the past couple days I’m fully convinced I’m gonna keel over soon
January 15, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Experiencing a lot of anxiety and flashbacks the past couple days I’m fully convinced I’m gonna keel over soon
The way I look at processed foods like I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life
January 14, 2026 at 9:29 PM
The way I look at processed foods like I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life
Today I am doing the unthinkable (wearing a different pair of jeans)
January 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Today I am doing the unthinkable (wearing a different pair of jeans)
Upstairs neighbor be like: girlfriend is gone, time to yell at video game
January 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Upstairs neighbor be like: girlfriend is gone, time to yell at video game
Everyone at work is sick hehe haha 👁️👄👁️
January 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Everyone at work is sick hehe haha 👁️👄👁️
Trying something out called “make tomorrow’s lunch right when you get home from work” so I don’t feel like I have a massive chore to do before I go to sleep
January 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Trying something out called “make tomorrow’s lunch right when you get home from work” so I don’t feel like I have a massive chore to do before I go to sleep
Craving a pickle only a Culver’s butterburger deluxe could provide
January 5, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Craving a pickle only a Culver’s butterburger deluxe could provide
Having a very “everything but the kitchen sink” moment for dinner tonight. Cheese board w a roasted tomato dip. Beet and potato soup w celery, shallots, garlic
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Having a very “everything but the kitchen sink” moment for dinner tonight. Cheese board w a roasted tomato dip. Beet and potato soup w celery, shallots, garlic
Thinking a little too hard about my teeth today
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Thinking a little too hard about my teeth today
Doing a big studio clean today. I’m fighting for my life
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Doing a big studio clean today. I’m fighting for my life
I am trying to envision what it would be like to have a relaxing holiday or any day of my life
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I am trying to envision what it would be like to have a relaxing holiday or any day of my life
I am excited for winter break bc I will do my laundry. And clean my apartment
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I am excited for winter break bc I will do my laundry. And clean my apartment
Let a trans guy wear some bloomers and a night gown every once in a while
December 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Let a trans guy wear some bloomers and a night gown every once in a while
Why did my clementine hiss like a can of soda when I opened it
December 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Why did my clementine hiss like a can of soda when I opened it
Whoever invented moose tracks ice cream I hope you get your dick suched tonight
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Whoever invented moose tracks ice cream I hope you get your dick suched tonight
Throw every tender queer into a volcano
December 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Throw every tender queer into a volcano
For my birthday I gave myself the gift of renting a car and doing what I do best …….. shop til I drop
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
For my birthday I gave myself the gift of renting a car and doing what I do best …….. shop til I drop