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Connor Beem
@beem.bsky.social
Growth Manager at Lyft ex Cameo|| Writing for startups and the intellectually curious. Add some time on my calendar for free Growth consulting.
It’s so peaceful here, no ones trying to shill me some new crypto called buttcoin
January 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Anecdotally my Twitter for you page went from very left wing 6 months ago to extremely right wing up until about a day or two ago when it returned to left wing.

Curious.
January 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
For posterity
January 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This is probably admin stuff.

Focus instead on the real bad things like getting rid of birthright citizenship.
Apparently, the Constitution has been removed from the White House website. Take from that what you will…
January 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Eventually people will realize no amount of wealth will protect you from a dying planet.
January 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Remember, you have to ration your outrage.
January 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Founder red flags 🚩

Didn’t take a single moment for friends or family these past two weeks.

Recharge folks. Hustling is great, but you can run harder after a short reset
December 30, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Surprising and delighting your customers is never time wasted.
December 6, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Is mallgoth just hot topic music?
my Spotify Wrapped described some of my music taste as "mallgoth", so if I seem a little touchy it's because I'm reeling from that ego bruising
December 4, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Speed run going to jail.
December 3, 2024 at 8:03 PM
1 month to finish those 2024 goals
December 2, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Last year, China produces 80% of all solar panels.

Clean energy accounted for 40% of GDP expansion in China.
November 26, 2024 at 7:28 PM
The world won’t heal until we have tech that looks like this again.
November 26, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Software scales like nothing else.

But it’s hard to beat the magic of hard tech startups. There’s something about watching someone tighten that last bolt that just can’t be replicated in code.
November 25, 2024 at 3:50 PM
You know people are switching to this platform because I’ve gotten like 15 followers in the last few days without posting anything for months.

Kinda cool to see.
November 23, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Shitty startup of the day:

Edible delivery drones. Get your delivery quicker, and have a tasty snack at the end!
May 10, 2023 at 3:57 PM
Just want to go on the record to say Tucker Carlson is an ass. That’s all.
May 9, 2023 at 10:02 PM
If there is one thing I think everyone can agree on, it’s that we need an average person to do each Olympic sport next to the real event so we have a frame of reference.
May 9, 2023 at 6:03 PM
I think about this way too much. Like, imagine describing a narwhal, or a giraffe, or an elephant to someone who has never seen one. What weird animals we have here.
narwhals being real is kind of mind blowing tbh
This is your friendly neighborhood marine biologist reminding you that:

-Mermaids are not real

-Megalodon was real, but is super-duper extinct and has been for millions of years

-Narwhals and giant squid are real, and they’re spectacular
May 9, 2023 at 3:58 PM
How many of you haven’t used Twitter since you got here?
May 8, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Shitty startup of the day - Smart Tupperware

It will tell you the day after your food goes bad and make you feel bad about it.
May 8, 2023 at 4:37 PM
I’m in the mood for violence today so let me ask.

Does bi-weekly mean twice a week or once every two weeks?
May 5, 2023 at 3:36 PM
I get so happy when I get 1 like on this platform. Really feel like I have to earn it here.
May 3, 2023 at 3:30 PM
You get one invite to Bluesky, who you brining?
May 2, 2023 at 3:39 PM
Shitty startup of the day!

Service that sends you already dead plants so you don’t have to feel bad about neglecting them.
May 2, 2023 at 12:11 PM