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she|her 3️⃣4️⃣ 🐈‍⬛🐀🐁🐁
Gay 🩷💛🩵
Goth 🦇🎃🖤
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there are parts of your future self in you waiting to emerge but you have to become unrecognizable slime first🦋🐛
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✧｡⁠*☆.ﾟBeelzeBarf .ﾟ☆*｡✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · Oct 10
Looking for moots #promosky

Oddities / Vulture Culture 💀
Horror 🔪
Cryptids 🧌
Fantasy 🧚‍♀️
Renaissance Festival🏰
Pet Rats 🐀
Black Cats 🐈‍⬛
Witch 🧹✨
Goth 🦇
Pathfinder & TTRPG 🗡️
Crafting 🧶
Books 📚
Pansexual / Bisexual/Demisexual 🏳️‍🌈
Marine Biology 🪸
Astronomy ☄️
Ghesties 🩶

I'm 34 (no minors)
beelzebarf.bsky.social
Luteal phase hit me like a goddamn Mac truck when I have a whimsical event tomorrow I've been looking forward to and now I feel like a bear that's had their hibernation interrupted
January 23, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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As someone who communicates primarily in gifs I am very vexed about the tenor situation
a brick wall with the word shaka in white letters
ALT: a brick wall with the word shaka in white letters
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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and it slaps
January 22, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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A corgi with text that says I think it’s very brave and sexy of me to continue living
January 20, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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2016 & 2026
January 22, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Betelgeuse has a companion star and if they dont name it Lydia imma be mad
January 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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why is trader joes always like that ???
January 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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I've been on a kick where all I want is sourdough toast with butter and pepper jack cheese on top. Between that and rebrewing my tea throughout the day I have accidentally adopted the diet of dungeon prisoner.
December 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Today was my last day working for Planned Parenthood. On Monday I start a new job that still works closely with my local PP but its really hard to leave behind the safety of the familiar and kind and supportive team that shaped my early career. Its good growth but...im nervous.
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
beelzebarf.bsky.social
My ex sent me a follow request on Instagram and it is making my stomach churn. I want to be the type who forgives but I don't think I can. but I also don't want him to be sad or mad if I block him. Its been literal years why do I immediately revert back to survival mode over literally nothing.
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Fuck Yeah we got it 🙏
Connections
Puzzle #862
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October 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Well that explains why I can't do connections. Got mah wordle tho 🤘

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mobymooby.bsky.social Pete Morgan @mobymooby.bsky.social · Oct 20
For anyone else having problems with Wordle / Connections or the NYT app

(And other services)

Various sites struggling this morning.
sky-bloo.bsky.social Sky Bloo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sky-bloo.bsky.social · Oct 20
Wait until later today.
There's a worldwide issue with selected apps this morning due to a problem at Amazon Web Services.
October 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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He likes the lay with his ass on my shoulder and his chin on a boob.
October 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
beelzebarf.bsky.social
I'm starting to think RFKJr's Special Interest™ is creating alternative causes of Autism.
October 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I've gotten up three times to check my kettle because it started faintly whistling only to find it barely warm...the whistling is my nose 🫠
October 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
beelzebarf.bsky.social
Looking for moots #promosky

Oddities / Vulture Culture 💀
Horror 🔪
Cryptids 🧌
Fantasy 🧚‍♀️
Renaissance Festival🏰
Pet Rats 🐀
Black Cats 🐈‍⬛
Witch 🧹✨
Goth 🦇
Pathfinder & TTRPG 🗡️
Crafting 🧶
Books 📚
Pansexual / Bisexual/Demisexual 🏳️‍🌈
Marine Biology 🪸
Astronomy ☄️
Ghesties 🩶

I'm 34 (no minors)
October 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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ren134.bsky.social
A list of commission prices: Character Sheet on sale for 15$, Colored Bust on Sale for 12.50$, B+W Bust 7.50$, & Pixel Sprite 3.50$
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Blumhouse, you greedy wretch.
October 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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For reasons only the devil knows, I have The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny stuck in my head. Of all things my neurons have held on to this???
October 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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How long are you supposed to chew underbrush gum for?
October 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Spooky Szn 🎃🖤
October 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Insane Evanescence and MCR last night and it was AMAZING. I have no words it was just amazing and beautiful and the crowd was alive and invested. Magical.
September 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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The "Fuck Your Feelings" people are very sensitive about their feelings and seem to want that respected today. Fascinating 🤨
September 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM