I need to go walk off this burrito at Home Goods.
May 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I need to go walk off this burrito at Home Goods.
I think I huffed too much Odor Eaters TM.
February 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I think I huffed too much Odor Eaters TM.
I miss headlines like “Which Dog Breed Got Robbed at Westminster.”
February 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I miss headlines like “Which Dog Breed Got Robbed at Westminster.”
These egg prices got my bank account lookin’ like a blank account.TM
February 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
These egg prices got my bank account lookin’ like a blank account.TM
Nothing makes me feel more refreshed than waking up at 3pm on a Saturday… other than waking up at 4pm.
February 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Nothing makes me feel more refreshed than waking up at 3pm on a Saturday… other than waking up at 4pm.
I get my eggs from shutterstock.
February 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I get my eggs from shutterstock.
This flu got me thinking about Halloween costume ideas: How about, “Reba Repulsa?” TM.
January 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This flu got me thinking about Halloween costume ideas: How about, “Reba Repulsa?” TM.