Beef-e
@beefe.bsky.social
Stay-at-home nudist | generally horny | deeply unserious
he/him
📍atl
he/him
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Beef-e
@beefe.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Me trying to flirt: “Big dawg, how’s that kitty?”
Midnight thought: I bet some of my friends are terrible in bed. 🥴😂
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Midnight thought: I bet some of my friends are terrible in bed. 🥴😂
My assignment today is to touch grass, because I’ve low-key fallen in love with a video game character.
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My assignment today is to touch grass, because I’ve low-key fallen in love with a video game character.
The way I’d dive in face first.
September 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The way I’d dive in face first.
Clothes that fit are sexier than a garment that is too tight.
September 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Clothes that fit are sexier than a garment that is too tight.
A long-time friend is divorcing his husband, whom I genuinely (platonically) enjoy, and I feel like I’m about to lose a friend because he expects me to cut him off.
I’m gonna tell him that I’m not planning to cut him off, and this will be a whole thing.
I’m gonna tell him that I’m not planning to cut him off, and this will be a whole thing.
September 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
A long-time friend is divorcing his husband, whom I genuinely (platonically) enjoy, and I feel like I’m about to lose a friend because he expects me to cut him off.
I’m gonna tell him that I’m not planning to cut him off, and this will be a whole thing.
I’m gonna tell him that I’m not planning to cut him off, and this will be a whole thing.
I can usually tell when a circumcised man bates without lube. Their dicks look like victims of rug burn.
September 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I can usually tell when a circumcised man bates without lube. Their dicks look like victims of rug burn.
September 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Don’t mind me, just gracing your #humpday feed.
This @alfonsdovana.bsky.social thong is my new favorite color.
This @alfonsdovana.bsky.social thong is my new favorite color.
August 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Don’t mind me, just gracing your #humpday feed.
This @alfonsdovana.bsky.social thong is my new favorite color.
This @alfonsdovana.bsky.social thong is my new favorite color.
There are times when I sit across from a man, and the sexual tension is so thick it makes me uncomfortable. Like, it’s almost palpable.
August 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
There are times when I sit across from a man, and the sexual tension is so thick it makes me uncomfortable. Like, it’s almost palpable.
Reposted by Beef-e
“He almost had a heart attack. He wrote me in his will. Bitch, what’s up?”
August 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“He almost had a heart attack. He wrote me in his will. Bitch, what’s up?”
My goal is to find more nudist events for the fall.
August 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My goal is to find more nudist events for the fall.
As much as I love a good set of feet, unexpectedly seeing a picture of busted ones always throws me off; that goes for assholes, too.
August 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
As much as I love a good set of feet, unexpectedly seeing a picture of busted ones always throws me off; that goes for assholes, too.
Not me going on Apple Music, just to figure this out.
an "album" being 27 mins long?! please be serious
August 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Not me going on Apple Music, just to figure this out.
You have to be comfortable being too much for some people; too slutty, too quiet, too confident, too honest…
And that’s okay.
And that’s okay.
August 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You have to be comfortable being too much for some people; too slutty, too quiet, too confident, too honest…
And that’s okay.
And that’s okay.
Reposted by Beef-e
The ppl I enjoy the most on this app post nudes and share their personality.
July 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The ppl I enjoy the most on this app post nudes and share their personality.
Yep. He just doesn’t wanna bottom for YOU! 🤣
He’s a top until he sees a piece of meat he wants.
a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food
media.tenor.com
July 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Yep. He just doesn’t wanna bottom for YOU! 🤣
Looking for a monogamous boyfriend on sniffies, because you refuse to come out, is lowkey diabolical.
Baby, go post that face and personality on Tinder. 🤣
Baby, go post that face and personality on Tinder. 🤣
July 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Looking for a monogamous boyfriend on sniffies, because you refuse to come out, is lowkey diabolical.
Baby, go post that face and personality on Tinder. 🤣
Baby, go post that face and personality on Tinder. 🤣
It feels different when a man is cosplaying a gay trope and genuinely being his authentic self.
July 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It feels different when a man is cosplaying a gay trope and genuinely being his authentic self.
June 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
When a man’s profile on the apps™️ says, “I’m not like other gays,” it’s a non starter. Like, what are you actually saying?
Internalized homophobia, keep it.
I’m here for most of the ligga bigga tigga plus community; that alt right shit can eat a dick.
-Signed a #proud 🚬
Internalized homophobia, keep it.
I’m here for most of the ligga bigga tigga plus community; that alt right shit can eat a dick.
-Signed a #proud 🚬
June 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When a man’s profile on the apps™️ says, “I’m not like other gays,” it’s a non starter. Like, what are you actually saying?
Internalized homophobia, keep it.
I’m here for most of the ligga bigga tigga plus community; that alt right shit can eat a dick.
-Signed a #proud 🚬
Internalized homophobia, keep it.
I’m here for most of the ligga bigga tigga plus community; that alt right shit can eat a dick.
-Signed a #proud 🚬
