beef
@beeef.bsky.social
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it’s so sad that women in america don't have easy access to exorcists. the plague of demon ghost babies must be combatted 😫
October 27, 2023 at 12:22 AM
it’s so sad that women in america don't have easy access to exorcists. the plague of demon ghost babies must be combatted 😫
Remembering the time the pastor's wife called my mother a cracker over a bucket of kfc.
June 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Remembering the time the pastor's wife called my mother a cracker over a bucket of kfc.
The portland ref needs to invest in some fucking vision insurance and get to the optometrist yesterday
May 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The portland ref needs to invest in some fucking vision insurance and get to the optometrist yesterday
Quiet please, hims sleeping
April 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Quiet please, hims sleeping
Cosmo and wanda needed a bigger fish tank
March 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Cosmo and wanda needed a bigger fish tank
My white noise machine is just Joe reading the @midnightburger.bsky.social Bert Bert's Army list
March 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My white noise machine is just Joe reading the @midnightburger.bsky.social Bert Bert's Army list
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sorry i didn’t reply, i:
☐ forgot to
☐ am speechless!
☐ honestly thought i did?
☐ have nothing of value to add
☐ have no idea what you’re talking about
☐ don’t know how to respond to that?
☐ disagree and am letting the leaden weight of my silence speak for me
☐ don’t want to
(check all that apply)
☐ forgot to
☐ am speechless!
☐ honestly thought i did?
☐ have nothing of value to add
☐ have no idea what you’re talking about
☐ don’t know how to respond to that?
☐ disagree and am letting the leaden weight of my silence speak for me
☐ don’t want to
(check all that apply)
March 7, 2025 at 10:17 AM
sorry i didn’t reply, i:
☐ forgot to
☐ am speechless!
☐ honestly thought i did?
☐ have nothing of value to add
☐ have no idea what you’re talking about
☐ don’t know how to respond to that?
☐ disagree and am letting the leaden weight of my silence speak for me
☐ don’t want to
(check all that apply)
☐ forgot to
☐ am speechless!
☐ honestly thought i did?
☐ have nothing of value to add
☐ have no idea what you’re talking about
☐ don’t know how to respond to that?
☐ disagree and am letting the leaden weight of my silence speak for me
☐ don’t want to
(check all that apply)
@thotstream.bsky.social and their biggest fan
March 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
@thotstream.bsky.social and their biggest fan
Outside looks magical right now
March 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Outside looks magical right now
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Massive encroachment by Bezos into The Washington Post’s opinion section - makes clear dissenting views will not be published
I still have not felt encroachment on my journalism on the news side, but if Bezos tries interfering with the news side I will be quitting immediately and letting you know
I still have not felt encroachment on my journalism on the news side, but if Bezos tries interfering with the news side I will be quitting immediately and letting you know
February 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Massive encroachment by Bezos into The Washington Post’s opinion section - makes clear dissenting views will not be published
I still have not felt encroachment on my journalism on the news side, but if Bezos tries interfering with the news side I will be quitting immediately and letting you know
I still have not felt encroachment on my journalism on the news side, but if Bezos tries interfering with the news side I will be quitting immediately and letting you know
I think any dick haver I fuck for the next 8 years should have to buy into after-insurance cost sharing for my IUD. In exchange I'll split the cost of condoms.
This bitch almost cost the monthly premium wth.
This bitch almost cost the monthly premium wth.
February 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I think any dick haver I fuck for the next 8 years should have to buy into after-insurance cost sharing for my IUD. In exchange I'll split the cost of condoms.
This bitch almost cost the monthly premium wth.
This bitch almost cost the monthly premium wth.
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"Putting the Ass in Assistant Teacher" STAYS in the cover letter
February 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"Putting the Ass in Assistant Teacher" STAYS in the cover letter
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Here. Have a baby flamingo.
February 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Here. Have a baby flamingo.
@angepange.bsky.social
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In Her Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In Her Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
February 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
@angepange.bsky.social
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In Her Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In Her Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
The second panel
February 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The second panel
What a diva
January 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
What a diva
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January 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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A wee little redback salamander (Plethodon cinereus) from October 2024 in northeast Ohio.
January 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
A wee little redback salamander (Plethodon cinereus) from October 2024 in northeast Ohio.
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adult vs juvenile California slender salamanders (Batrachoseps attenuatus) (found in Santa Cruz, CA) 🦎
January 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
adult vs juvenile California slender salamanders (Batrachoseps attenuatus) (found in Santa Cruz, CA) 🦎
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ẞpinish; 4 Rue du Dr Ste Rose, Cayenne 97300, French Guiana https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=4.9367341%2C-52.3351211&query_place_id=ChIJhyRjVjc9Eo0RpJyvsvigvaI
January 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
ẞpinish; 4 Rue du Dr Ste Rose, Cayenne 97300, French Guiana https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=4.9367341%2C-52.3351211&query_place_id=ChIJhyRjVjc9Eo0RpJyvsvigvaI