Bedtime Boy
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Bedtime Boy
@bedtimestoryteller.bsky.social
Shout out to the kid from every autism book in the 90's who was so obsessed with Christmas that he made his parents celebrate it year round.
December 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Flag evolution of every Europoor country:

1730-1919: Three headed eagle sprayed out on a checkeredboard
1919-present: Toothpaste
1945-1991 (optional): Toothpaste with a red star and a piece of corn on it
October 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Can't even imagine what its like being a news believer in this current day and age.
September 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
These homogenized ass YouTube anthem slop channels kind of ruined political music for me.
August 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Fandom people when they see two characters of the same gender coexisting.
August 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Samesies
August 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Every social interaction feels like storming Normandy.
July 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
AI LLMs and fast food were both created and popularized during Uranus In Taurus.

I predict the the former will do to our minds what the later did to our bodies.

#astrology
May 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Sedna makes the sign it is a false hope but it always ends up weakening it in the long run.

#astrology

con't next post
May 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This site's character limit is a relic of the time of Motorola Razrs. Not wanting to limit my thoughts so much is why I never used Tw*tter when it was relevant.
May 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Political rhetoric is intentionally a twisted blend of boring and toxic in order to dissuade normal well adjusted people from being interested in it. #conspiracy
May 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Every news article about the internet be like
May 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I've been predivcting that the Internet Megasites will balkanize for a while and with AI, the implosion of Twitter, possible ban of Tiktok, and general great indullment of Reddit it feels like its happening.

Do you think this is good or bad?
January 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM