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Remember, the opposite of progress is Congress
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Remember, the opposite of progress is Congress
What actually happened is that Trump lost a fantasy football league and his punishment is to eat 20 large pizzas in a dark room before he can come out
August 31, 2025 at 10:10 AM
What actually happened is that Trump lost a fantasy football league and his punishment is to eat 20 large pizzas in a dark room before he can come out
Me - I can make a mean apple pie
*takes apple pie out of oven*
Apple pie - you suck
Me - 😢
*takes apple pie out of oven*
Apple pie - you suck
Me - 😢
August 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Me - I can make a mean apple pie
*takes apple pie out of oven*
Apple pie - you suck
Me - 😢
*takes apple pie out of oven*
Apple pie - you suck
Me - 😢
I bet I could absolutely survive a washing machine
August 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I bet I could absolutely survive a washing machine
I randomly said the word menergy. Idk what it means yet, but it gotta mean smth. I’ll keep you updated
August 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I randomly said the word menergy. Idk what it means yet, but it gotta mean smth. I’ll keep you updated
My paper folding skills impress girls call that aura-gami
July 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My paper folding skills impress girls call that aura-gami
It’s 12:30 am on July 5th. Can y’all stop shooting fireworks now? I’m tryna go to sleep
July 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It’s 12:30 am on July 5th. Can y’all stop shooting fireworks now? I’m tryna go to sleep
To the one and only King
June 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
To the one and only King
We need the slogan Make America, America Again
June 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
We need the slogan Make America, America Again
I can definitely feel the greatness overflowing in America rn
June 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I can definitely feel the greatness overflowing in America rn
The Muffin Man must’ve been mad as hell when he found out someone made a song doxing him
May 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The Muffin Man must’ve been mad as hell when he found out someone made a song doxing him
Friend 1: Do you know what a nice bird is called?
Friend 2: Kind of…
Friend 2: Kind of…
May 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Friend 1: Do you know what a nice bird is called?
Friend 2: Kind of…
Friend 2: Kind of…
My favorite Isekai is Space Jam 2
May 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My favorite Isekai is Space Jam 2
I forgot to bring my calculator to the addition quiz, so I’m counting on my fingers to get me through
May 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I forgot to bring my calculator to the addition quiz, so I’m counting on my fingers to get me through
Call me French SpongeBob because I’m bout to Goo Le Goon
May 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Call me French SpongeBob because I’m bout to Goo Le Goon
If malware is so bad, then how come mal is Spanish for good
May 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If malware is so bad, then how come mal is Spanish for good
My girls nickname is Lyndon cause she B on my Johnson
May 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My girls nickname is Lyndon cause she B on my Johnson
After spending a lot of time wondering what to name a period of 24 hours, I decided to call it a day
May 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
After spending a lot of time wondering what to name a period of 24 hours, I decided to call it a day
100 gorillas vs 1 Packgod
May 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
100 gorillas vs 1 Packgod
If you ever feel like giving up, just remember
Instead of saying “I cant” say “I see ant”
Instead of saying “I cant” say “I see ant”
April 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
If you ever feel like giving up, just remember
Instead of saying “I cant” say “I see ant”
Instead of saying “I cant” say “I see ant”
Scrolling through my posts and being like “these are so relatable” not realizing I was the one who wrote them
March 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Scrolling through my posts and being like “these are so relatable” not realizing I was the one who wrote them
Getting out of the shower and going to my bed got me walking like an scp
March 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Getting out of the shower and going to my bed got me walking like an scp
Quagmire is totally a Giddy blud
March 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Quagmire is totally a Giddy blud
Do not read the 10th and 11th words of “Hot Cross Buns”. Worst mistake of my life.
March 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Do not read the 10th and 11th words of “Hot Cross Buns”. Worst mistake of my life.
Talk about Silksong is more likely to appear on the wrapper of a Laffy Taffy than The Game Awards
March 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Talk about Silksong is more likely to appear on the wrapper of a Laffy Taffy than The Game Awards