dungarees cost a lot cus the import taxes from australia are insane (communist country) (dont fact check a single word of this post)

*trying to translate my renowned tw*itter skills to blues sky* what if a guy was named blinko slime. what if a guy was named junko steve. what if a guy was named hugglesby. what if a guy was Unnamed.

what’s this app’s policy on posting unfathomable horrors? asking for a friend