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escaping hellscape twitter for a new funky fresh hellscape
Happy 4/20 no other holiday exists today I don’t think
April 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Happy 4/20 no other holiday exists today I don’t think
We have entered the low raspy sad hurty voice allergy season, folks. Well I have, at least.
April 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
We have entered the low raspy sad hurty voice allergy season, folks. Well I have, at least.
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Been a long few days so I wrote a little thing to reflect that
open.substack.com/pub/becfam/p...
open.substack.com/pub/becfam/p...
Spinning Plates
The heaviness of a life crushes your own in a time where it needs you most.
open.substack.com
April 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Been a long few days so I wrote a little thing to reflect that
open.substack.com/pub/becfam/p...
open.substack.com/pub/becfam/p...
Piping mayonnaise from the packet on my sandwich like a cake decorator
April 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Piping mayonnaise from the packet on my sandwich like a cake decorator
I will never be a person with less than 10,000 unread emails.
March 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I will never be a person with less than 10,000 unread emails.
yes I’m starting succession 7 years late. yes I have almost finished it within a week. a part time job with no pay but good benefits.
March 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
yes I’m starting succession 7 years late. yes I have almost finished it within a week. a part time job with no pay but good benefits.
There should be no consequence for dilly dallying at work. I am but a shell of a human being after a night of housekeeping
March 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
There should be no consequence for dilly dallying at work. I am but a shell of a human being after a night of housekeeping
after accidentally sneezing right into your hands
March 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
after accidentally sneezing right into your hands
Me: I AM ANTSY I NEED TO DO SOMETHING
Husband: do one of the 20 hobbies you’ve tried picking up in the last 3 months
Me: …… no
Husband: do one of the 20 hobbies you’ve tried picking up in the last 3 months
Me: …… no
March 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Me: I AM ANTSY I NEED TO DO SOMETHING
Husband: do one of the 20 hobbies you’ve tried picking up in the last 3 months
Me: …… no
Husband: do one of the 20 hobbies you’ve tried picking up in the last 3 months
Me: …… no
Donated a lot of pillows to Goodwill today and now I REGRET IT
March 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Donated a lot of pillows to Goodwill today and now I REGRET IT
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i need to get back into getting stupid tattoos
March 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i need to get back into getting stupid tattoos
nothing gets me more excited than making a playlist to prep for a music festival
March 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
nothing gets me more excited than making a playlist to prep for a music festival
snowing again today and work was NOT cancelled. I would just rather be at a little coffee shop with my little coffee and little motivation to continue on
March 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
snowing again today and work was NOT cancelled. I would just rather be at a little coffee shop with my little coffee and little motivation to continue on
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Just saying.
February 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just saying.
this account for me has just turned into political updates. how do I find silly goofy comedy bluesky like if I’m driving down bluesky interstate what exit is it off of
March 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
this account for me has just turned into political updates. how do I find silly goofy comedy bluesky like if I’m driving down bluesky interstate what exit is it off of
I wanna get another tat do I get a rock or some leaves (serious inquiry)
February 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I wanna get another tat do I get a rock or some leaves (serious inquiry)
Me yesterday knowing I get to sleep in:
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Me this morning at 7:00 a.m. EST:
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Me this morning at 7:00 a.m. EST:
February 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Me yesterday knowing I get to sleep in:
🥰
Me this morning at 7:00 a.m. EST:
🥰
Me this morning at 7:00 a.m. EST:
all these plane crashes around the US and American Airlines has the audacity to ask me if I want to book a flight. YEAH OK BUDDY
February 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
all these plane crashes around the US and American Airlines has the audacity to ask me if I want to book a flight. YEAH OK BUDDY
Mark and Milo sponsor my profile. They judge people watch out
February 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Mark and Milo sponsor my profile. They judge people watch out
Might go buy an entire rotisserie chicken before work and eat it in the parking lot, might not. Who’s to say.
February 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Might go buy an entire rotisserie chicken before work and eat it in the parking lot, might not. Who’s to say.
why are they called hamburgers if they’re beef. goddamnit
February 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
why are they called hamburgers if they’re beef. goddamnit