BIGGEST LOSERS! US hockey = total disaster! Trump’s “golden hands” froze solid in our TRUE NORTH cold! Canada’s victory? YUGE! Maybe ask Putin for skating tips? EMBARRASSING! 🇨🇦❄️

#TeamCanada

SAD! US “President” Trembling Don REVERSED tariffs—WEAKEST move ever!

PATHETIC bully scared of CANADA’S POWER! Real leaders PROTECT WORKERS, not cower like beta capitalists. #SnowflakeInChief ❄️

PATHETIC Useless States of America thinks their 25% tariffs scare us? We’ve got the BEST oil & the STRONGEST economy! Your gas prices will SKYROCKET—enjoy paying $10/gallon, losers! #MakeCanadaGreatAgain 🇨🇦🍁

TRUMP’S AMERICA? PASSPORT LOSERS! 🇺🇸

Canada’s passport SMASHES the US—188 VISA-FREE destinations vs. their SAD 186!

Skip the CRASHES, FLY NORTH for TIMS, POLITE PILOTS, and FREEDOM THAT WORKS! #MCGA #PassportPower 🇨🇦✈️

AMERICAN AIR SAFETY IS A TOTAL DISASTER! Just look at the helicopter crash—third-world infrastructure under Sleepy Don! Canada’s skies are SAFE, CLEAN, and OPEN! Come ski in Banff, see Niagara, and FLY WITHOUT FEAR! #MCGA #BetterThanTrump #VisitCanadaNow 🇨🇦✈️

Tiny Hands Don’s WEAK U.S. hockey teams lose 91% of games vs. Canada—embarrassing! Minnesota parents bribing NHL scouts with TIMBITS! Many such cases! #PuckPatriotism #Province11 🇨🇦🍁🏒

BREAKING: Michigan, Minnesota BEGGING to join Canada! Tired of Tiny Don’s tantrums—we’ll take their lakes, teach curling, & make ‘sorry’ the national motto! USA? More like USeh! #Province11 #PeacefulTakeover 🇨🇦🍁

Pathetic U.S. ‘democracy’—rigged courts, NO pharmacare! Canada’s 11th Province gets you:

✅ FREE insulin

✅ Polar bears > bald eagles

✅ ACTUAL election results (no ‘stop the steal’ crybabies!)

Sign up NOW!!! #ByeByeTrumponomics 🇨🇦

U.S. infrastructure CRUMBLING—bridges worse than our ski trails! 11th Province gets them:

🍁 1 dentist = 10 U.S. surgeons

🍁 0 school active shooter drills

🍁 Legal weed WITHOUT parole

🍁 FREE healthcare and CHEAP trains

Democrats & Republicans HATE this (so it’s GOOD!) #AnnexAmerica

Don & his MAGA circus are DESTROYING America! Smart patriots KNOW the U.S. should be Canada’s 11th Province! We’ll take their oil reserves, teach them REAL poutine, & replace their ‘freedom’ with FREE healthcare! I’ve got a MILLION people saying it—MAKE AMERICA CANADA AGAIN!!! #TrueNorthTakeover 🇨🇦

CROOKED Trump’s America is a DISASTER—total EMBARRASSMENT! Many Americans BEGGING to join Canada’s 11th Province! 🇨🇦 They’d get FREE healthcare, REAL climate action, and we’ll END their gun violence EPIDEMIC! MAGA? More like MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN…BY BECOMING CANADIAN! #11thProvince