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Beau Wade
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October 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I keep forgetting to come back here.
I know it’s where the cool kids are. Maybe I’ve just hit my quota of social media apps.
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Did everyone stay here? Or did blue sky get canceled too. Seems like every 6 months we’re all having to move again.
May 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
May 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’ve laughed more times at this than it should possibly be funny.
April 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
While I’ve only had him
In my life for the last 6 months. My puppy turns 1 year old today.
Happy Birthday, Falkor!
April 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I mean, points for creativity I guess. But you still spent $100k on poor decisions.
April 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
“People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.”
April 16, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Judge box of wine had to be lectured about evidence. My God, how was she ever a judge?
WATCH: @jessicatarlov.bsky.social cuts through Judge Jeanine’s gaslighting and delivers the inconvenient truth about #KilmarAbregoGarcia to Fox’s audience (and her complicit colleagues)
April 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I’ve always believed in civic duty to pay taxes, regardless of whomever the current government is controlled by.

Except this year. I’ve never hated giving the government my money more than I do this year.
April 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
There's 4,437 churches in Oklahoma. For comparison, there’s 1,798 gas stations.

The availability to practice your religion is easier than filling up your gas tank. But sure, it needs to be forced into public education by skirting the laws because the far right in OK likes to pretend they oppressed.
Oklahoma state superintendent orders schools to teach the Bible in grades 5 through 12
Oklahoma's top education official is ordering public schools to incorporate the Bible into lessons for grades 5 through 12.
apnews.com
April 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
It’s Friday!
April 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I like to buy expensive cycling gear so that when people see me fighting for my life, they will think I might actually be good at this and I’m just having an off day probably.
April 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I asked Chat GPT if Elon Musk is a Nazi. It defended Elon and said he was not. I provided evidence of the salute being an embrace of Nazi ideology by not denouncing the action and its embracement from far right Nazi groups.

The AI changed its position and agreed Elon Musk is a Nazi.
April 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
What’s the most American car brand you can think of?

30% of Jeep cars on average come from overseas.
The 70% made domestic are made in both the United States and Canada - who we just slapped tarrifs on.

Your cars, even domestic cars, are going to go up in price.

Good job, America.
April 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hi. Trump and MAGA wants you to talk about him seeking a third term so you’ll stop talking about signal gate: a serious violation of our nations security, soldier’s lives, and the espionage act that should absolutely be investigated and held accountable.
March 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Just so I’m getting this right: the Wisconsin Supreme Court refuses to take a lawsuit by the Wisconsin AG where they tried to sue Elon Musk for outright bribery of $1 mill payments to game the election of the Supreme Court?

What, the actual, (And I can not stress this part enough) fuck?
March 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There was about five minutes I thought Lankford might not be a puppet stooge..
Lankford blatantly lies on CNN: "RFK Jr has been clear he supports vaccines ... the president has been very clear on his support of vaccines."
March 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Jeep dog!
March 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Meanwhile in the Oval Office…
March 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Reposted by Beau Wade
Circling back on this…
March 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My first thought on hearing this story was that the people who lost their minds over Hillary’s emails won’t have an opinion over this. Then I saw Hillary’s response and laughed out loud.

But seriously, incompetent and immoral people are running our government right now.
March 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If DOGE is looking for incompetence on the government payroll, I’ve got a hot tip for them.
apnews.com/article/war-...
Trump officials texted war plans to a group chat in a secure app that included a journalist
Top national security officials for President Donald Trump, including his defense secretary, texted war plans for upcoming military strikes in Yemen to a group chat in a secure messaging app that incl...
apnews.com
March 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM