MELON DIORA!
@beautybeholding.bsky.social
Self-made extraterrestrial fashionista and professional diva, Melon Diora!
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MELON DIORA!
@beautybeholding.bsky.social
· Apr 19
((don't dunk on my boy waluigi's mustache...))
windy. aint no fucking way they could be twins
April 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
((don't dunk on my boy waluigi's mustache...))
[When hair is blown into her face, she grunts, seemingly only mildly inconvenienced. She pulls a band off her wrist to pull her hair back like a headband, goes back to her sketches.]
The planet's fine for it's other traits and qualities. But I do not care about that. I care about it's people. ++
The planet's fine for it's other traits and qualities. But I do not care about that. I care about it's people. ++
awwww— earth isn’t that bad, i mean it never gets boring- even after nearly five billion—— buuuuut!
( they’re really making themselves known now, letting their winds blow her hair into the way. ) ( hehe, mischievous giggle )
( they’re really making themselves known now, letting their winds blow her hair into the way. ) ( hehe, mischievous giggle )
April 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
[When hair is blown into her face, she grunts, seemingly only mildly inconvenienced. She pulls a band off her wrist to pull her hair back like a headband, goes back to her sketches.]
The planet's fine for it's other traits and qualities. But I do not care about that. I care about it's people. ++
The planet's fine for it's other traits and qualities. But I do not care about that. I care about it's people. ++
[Well, appearing in her ship is one way to do it, I guess. She's working on something, a big collection of mannequins full of pins with fabric underneath each meticulously-placed pin, and clothing sketch-diagrams all over her chamber. She assumes it's one of her assistants, ++
( watching, they’ve been keeping an eye on @beautybeholding.bsky.social since they overheard that fight. )
( doesn’t seem like a threat— chirping as they appear, hovering by her. ) enjoying earth so far? ( cirrus you can’t just appear out of the blue )
( doesn’t seem like a threat— chirping as they appear, hovering by her. ) enjoying earth so far? ( cirrus you can’t just appear out of the blue )
April 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
[Well, appearing in her ship is one way to do it, I guess. She's working on something, a big collection of mannequins full of pins with fabric underneath each meticulously-placed pin, and clothing sketch-diagrams all over her chamber. She assumes it's one of her assistants, ++
[Re-painting her claws. Freshly manicured, she is in deep concentration.]
April 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
[Re-painting her claws. Freshly manicured, she is in deep concentration.]
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𝑂𝑓 𝑑𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑡
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ỉ'ᦔ ꪹꪖᡶꫝꫀꪹ ꪉꫀ ᠻꪹꫀꫀ . ' '
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December 14, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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(( SO TRUE
windy. suddenly a weather spirit is on the runway and melon is having the fashion show of her DREAMS
April 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
(( SO TRUE
[Fair enough. As for that second thing, come see her anytime, she'll help the spirit dress fabulously! While minimalist, what they have isn't going to garner much except a desire to see MORE.]
[ @beautybeholding.bsky.social ]
Keep, one it’s not like her beef with Devereux is their beef. 🤷
Two, they want to ask what she thinks they would look good in! ✨
Keep, one it’s not like her beef with Devereux is their beef. 🤷
Two, they want to ask what she thinks they would look good in! ✨
April 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
[Fair enough. As for that second thing, come see her anytime, she'll help the spirit dress fabulously! While minimalist, what they have isn't going to garner much except a desire to see MORE.]
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Name 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐀
Age: 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍
Ethnicity: 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂/𝐉𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐄
𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃‼️
Age: 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍
Ethnicity: 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂/𝐉𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐄
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November 6, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Name 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐀
Age: 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍
Ethnicity: 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂/𝐉𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐄
𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃‼️
Age: 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍
Ethnicity: 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂/𝐉𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐄
𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃‼️
[Martini at noon, and a platter of berries for breakfast. She's pawing through a bunch of notes on a little tablet. Fashion stuff, you could guess.]
April 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
[Martini at noon, and a platter of berries for breakfast. She's pawing through a bunch of notes on a little tablet. Fashion stuff, you could guess.]
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A shame. I was really looking forward to connecting in a positive manner with someone who at least had a fashion oriented brain in their head. My mistake for thinking your brain was anything special.
April 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
A shame. I was really looking forward to connecting in a positive manner with someone who at least had a fashion oriented brain in their head. My mistake for thinking your brain was anything special.
You really think you'll win this, huh. I respect the dedication, but absolutely not.
April 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You really think you'll win this, huh. I respect the dedication, but absolutely not.
Ohhhh, noooooo! What will I do when the desolate prince of nothing insults me oh so creatively????
[Sarcasm drips off every word.]
[Sarcasm drips off every word.]
April 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Ohhhh, noooooo! What will I do when the desolate prince of nothing insults me oh so creatively????
[Sarcasm drips off every word.]
[Sarcasm drips off every word.]
Oh, then I'm right. As usual. You're easier to read than a fucking picture book.
April 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oh, then I'm right. As usual. You're easier to read than a fucking picture book.
Also, I know you're gonna try to murder me and my posse, by the by.
[Pointing to her giant ears.]
I hear everything. Just know that won't be as easy as it would APPARENTLY be to blow up this rock.
[Pointing to her giant ears.]
I hear everything. Just know that won't be as easy as it would APPARENTLY be to blow up this rock.
April 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Also, I know you're gonna try to murder me and my posse, by the by.
[Pointing to her giant ears.]
I hear everything. Just know that won't be as easy as it would APPARENTLY be to blow up this rock.
[Pointing to her giant ears.]
I hear everything. Just know that won't be as easy as it would APPARENTLY be to blow up this rock.
Wooooow, trying to be the bigger person? How cute! How about a reality check? You aren't hot shit in a martini glass. You're cold diarrhea in a dixie cup, at best. We didn't HAVE to become enemies, but you CHOSE this path, and that ain't my fault.
April 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Wooooow, trying to be the bigger person? How cute! How about a reality check? You aren't hot shit in a martini glass. You're cold diarrhea in a dixie cup, at best. We didn't HAVE to become enemies, but you CHOSE this path, and that ain't my fault.
I mean, honestly. Going after my size? I at least have a better rack, ass, and legs than that metallic dumpster fire of an egotistical drag of a drag queen.
April 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I mean, honestly. Going after my size? I at least have a better rack, ass, and legs than that metallic dumpster fire of an egotistical drag of a drag queen.
Also, wow, what a creative joke. Calling me "miniature". Like I haven't heard that one before...
April 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Also, wow, what a creative joke. Calling me "miniature". Like I haven't heard that one before...
Okay. Then I ain't takin' it back, prince of ash and dust. You could blow this place up and take us all out, but can you really?
You're about as useful as a broken vibrator in that metallic trashcan of a body you're in.
You're about as useful as a broken vibrator in that metallic trashcan of a body you're in.
April 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Okay. Then I ain't takin' it back, prince of ash and dust. You could blow this place up and take us all out, but can you really?
You're about as useful as a broken vibrator in that metallic trashcan of a body you're in.
You're about as useful as a broken vibrator in that metallic trashcan of a body you're in.
Let it be know I tried to be civil. This one made it a big deal that I exist at this very moment in time.
April 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Let it be know I tried to be civil. This one made it a big deal that I exist at this very moment in time.
Here's the deal, princey. I'll take it back if you admit that the whole reason you're throwing a temper tantrum right now is because you feel inferior to me.
April 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Here's the deal, princey. I'll take it back if you admit that the whole reason you're throwing a temper tantrum right now is because you feel inferior to me.
Oh, you mean the planet that is space dust now? Yeah, alright. News flash, prince pain-in-my-ass, your authority is about as meaningful as a piece of wet toilet roll.
We're not even the same species, why would you expect me to bow to YOU?
We're not even the same species, why would you expect me to bow to YOU?
April 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Oh, you mean the planet that is space dust now? Yeah, alright. News flash, prince pain-in-my-ass, your authority is about as meaningful as a piece of wet toilet roll.
We're not even the same species, why would you expect me to bow to YOU?
We're not even the same species, why would you expect me to bow to YOU?
. . . Oh. I see. You think you're the ruler of this place. Well, prepare for a revolution of sorts! I tried being nice, but as usual, that nets you nothing in this life. . .
[She sighs, her femme posse moving to pour Melon another drink.]
I strongly suggest letting the professionals do what ++
[She sighs, her femme posse moving to pour Melon another drink.]
I strongly suggest letting the professionals do what ++
April 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
. . . Oh. I see. You think you're the ruler of this place. Well, prepare for a revolution of sorts! I tried being nice, but as usual, that nets you nothing in this life. . .
[She sighs, her femme posse moving to pour Melon another drink.]
I strongly suggest letting the professionals do what ++
[She sighs, her femme posse moving to pour Melon another drink.]
I strongly suggest letting the professionals do what ++
Oh, no no no. I am not leaving this planet in this state. Do you KNOW how much my presence and work helps out destitute, ugly planets like this? We don't have to fight. We're both queens in our own right.
[Being surprisingly calm...]
[Being surprisingly calm...]
April 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oh, no no no. I am not leaving this planet in this state. Do you KNOW how much my presence and work helps out destitute, ugly planets like this? We don't have to fight. We're both queens in our own right.
[Being surprisingly calm...]
[Being surprisingly calm...]