@surber.bsky.social the watermelon shake at cookout fuckin SPANKS. Kick rocks, brother 😘

@surber.bsky.social When your eyes are buttholes and you get lemon booty you can't see the corner peel off the route to pick the ball because your butthole eyes are puckered.

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Sweet Beef Evangelist Ryan Nanni…

@edsbs.bsky.social former subway employee here. The seafood sensation was a plastic envelope of crab with a K cut right there in the plastic with a knife (microplastics equal flavor) and dumped into a container with a hefty squeeze of mayo and mixed by hand. Seasonings? Hell no!

@edsbs.bsky.social

But why would I stop eating these button batteries when they're chock full of minerals and so very crunchy?

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social you fool! They won't hang curtains in Jerry World because they're collectively sunning their perineums!