Beasil
beasil.bsky.social
Beasil
@beasil.bsky.social
I'm a big creepy loser who is well over 18
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December 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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oh hell yeah i get to drop this meme again
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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September 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Tip: Esoteric lexemes may be weaponized as a hermeneutic carapace, occluding the vacuity of one's ideation.
August 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
an errant shape in the jagged fractal of life 🌍🙋‍♂️🤾‍♂️🕳️
August 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hey, my pawful of followers, which form of life do you think will dominate after the mass extinction event of the anthropocene?
August 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
*Enter the barbershop as an unhomed-looking bridge troll whose locks have grown wild for years*
Barber: So how we sculpting this rat nest today?
Me: I'm just a ret@#*ed ogre, think like a mortician and make me look like my mourners would like to see me after my pancreas finally implodes.
August 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Let’s get to know some of our local Henchrats, Stinky is a true helper
August 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Like I was
November 11, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE IN FULL COLOR
July 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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May 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
To balance out that last skeet, I had an amazing free birthday burger at Red Robin the other night. The food was tasty and the server was super friendly. Keep it up! Yummmmm
May 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Taco Bell broke me. Their beef tastes like boiled dog breath, Baja Blast is a skunk's citrus enema, and I just learned they fund the fascist party. I was hypnotized by slop and jingles, but I'm done. I hope the bell tolls for them.
May 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 15,1947
April 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I watched a video about crows and how they can recognise people and make friends with other animals and I've decided I'm wasting my life every single day that I'm not friends with a crow
March 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
December 24, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Discarded ,again
Revolting" sentient re:fuse
Lyin/g at the -bottom of the' bin
Embraced? by blossoming larv,ae
Fee(ding and nurt-uring the ba'bies
They e,at the rot fr|om where I've
Been bro/ken by the gh0.uls
the·y out'grow m,y husk
and t&hen they f!yaway
I am m,aggot spit ' kint·su·gi
March 11, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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Cozy times with my pal @beasil.bsky.social . Love you hun! 😘

#secondlife #alien #bear #furry
September 28, 2023 at 11:44 PM