Beasil
@beasil.bsky.social
I'm a big creepy loser who is well over 18
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oh hell yeah i get to drop this meme again
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
oh hell yeah i get to drop this meme again
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Dr. Seuss, 1941.
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September 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Dr. Seuss, 1941.
library.ucsd.edu/dc/object/bb...
library.ucsd.edu/dc/object/bb...
Tip: Esoteric lexemes may be weaponized as a hermeneutic carapace, occluding the vacuity of one's ideation.
August 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Tip: Esoteric lexemes may be weaponized as a hermeneutic carapace, occluding the vacuity of one's ideation.
an errant shape in the jagged fractal of life 🌍🙋♂️🤾♂️🕳️
August 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
an errant shape in the jagged fractal of life 🌍🙋♂️🤾♂️🕳️
Hey, my pawful of followers, which form of life do you think will dominate after the mass extinction event of the anthropocene?
August 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hey, my pawful of followers, which form of life do you think will dominate after the mass extinction event of the anthropocene?
*Enter the barbershop as an unhomed-looking bridge troll whose locks have grown wild for years*
Barber: So how we sculpting this rat nest today?
Me: I'm just a ret@#*ed ogre, think like a mortician and make me look like my mourners would like to see me after my pancreas finally implodes.
Barber: So how we sculpting this rat nest today?
Me: I'm just a ret@#*ed ogre, think like a mortician and make me look like my mourners would like to see me after my pancreas finally implodes.
August 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
*Enter the barbershop as an unhomed-looking bridge troll whose locks have grown wild for years*
Barber: So how we sculpting this rat nest today?
Me: I'm just a ret@#*ed ogre, think like a mortician and make me look like my mourners would like to see me after my pancreas finally implodes.
Barber: So how we sculpting this rat nest today?
Me: I'm just a ret@#*ed ogre, think like a mortician and make me look like my mourners would like to see me after my pancreas finally implodes.
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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Let’s get to know some of our local Henchrats, Stinky is a true helper
August 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Let’s get to know some of our local Henchrats, Stinky is a true helper
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THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE IN FULL COLOR
WILL BE IN FULL COLOR
July 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE IN FULL COLOR
WILL BE IN FULL COLOR
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To balance out that last skeet, I had an amazing free birthday burger at Red Robin the other night. The food was tasty and the server was super friendly. Keep it up! Yummmmm
May 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
To balance out that last skeet, I had an amazing free birthday burger at Red Robin the other night. The food was tasty and the server was super friendly. Keep it up! Yummmmm
Taco Bell broke me. Their beef tastes like boiled dog breath, Baja Blast is a skunk's citrus enema, and I just learned they fund the fascist party. I was hypnotized by slop and jingles, but I'm done. I hope the bell tolls for them.
May 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Taco Bell broke me. Their beef tastes like boiled dog breath, Baja Blast is a skunk's citrus enema, and I just learned they fund the fascist party. I was hypnotized by slop and jingles, but I'm done. I hope the bell tolls for them.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 15,1947
April 15,1947
April 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 15,1947
April 15,1947
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I watched a video about crows and how they can recognise people and make friends with other animals and I've decided I'm wasting my life every single day that I'm not friends with a crow
March 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I watched a video about crows and how they can recognise people and make friends with other animals and I've decided I'm wasting my life every single day that I'm not friends with a crow
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CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
December 24, 2024 at 3:31 PM
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
Discarded ,again
Revolting" sentient re:fuse
Lyin/g at the -bottom of the' bin
Embraced? by blossoming larv,ae
Fee(ding and nurt-uring the ba'bies
They e,at the rot fr|om where I've
Been bro/ken by the gh0.uls
the·y out'grow m,y husk
and t&hen they f!yaway
I am m,aggot spit ' kint·su·gi
Revolting" sentient re:fuse
Lyin/g at the -bottom of the' bin
Embraced? by blossoming larv,ae
Fee(ding and nurt-uring the ba'bies
They e,at the rot fr|om where I've
Been bro/ken by the gh0.uls
the·y out'grow m,y husk
and t&hen they f!yaway
I am m,aggot spit ' kint·su·gi
March 11, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Discarded ,again
Revolting" sentient re:fuse
Lyin/g at the -bottom of the' bin
Embraced? by blossoming larv,ae
Fee(ding and nurt-uring the ba'bies
They e,at the rot fr|om where I've
Been bro/ken by the gh0.uls
the·y out'grow m,y husk
and t&hen they f!yaway
I am m,aggot spit ' kint·su·gi
Revolting" sentient re:fuse
Lyin/g at the -bottom of the' bin
Embraced? by blossoming larv,ae
Fee(ding and nurt-uring the ba'bies
They e,at the rot fr|om where I've
Been bro/ken by the gh0.uls
the·y out'grow m,y husk
and t&hen they f!yaway
I am m,aggot spit ' kint·su·gi
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September 28, 2023 at 11:44 PM