BearPlanet™
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What if sometimes *I* want to be called Ishmael?
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
What if sometimes *I* want to be called Ishmael?
I'll say it:
I do not like youtubes new layout
I do not like youtubes new layout
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I'll say it:
I do not like youtubes new layout
I do not like youtubes new layout
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This is a bread and butter pickle hate account
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This is a bread and butter pickle hate account
Imo Wicked needed a 3rd part.
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Imo Wicked needed a 3rd part.
It's actually insane that trump seems to genuinely like Zohran. Like he genuinely looked like he loved the guy.
I did not expect this outcome, but like, I'm pleasantly surprised. Especially if it means more federal funding. Hopefully he d9esnt expect a quid pro quo for it though
I did not expect this outcome, but like, I'm pleasantly surprised. Especially if it means more federal funding. Hopefully he d9esnt expect a quid pro quo for it though
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It's actually insane that trump seems to genuinely like Zohran. Like he genuinely looked like he loved the guy.
I did not expect this outcome, but like, I'm pleasantly surprised. Especially if it means more federal funding. Hopefully he d9esnt expect a quid pro quo for it though
I did not expect this outcome, but like, I'm pleasantly surprised. Especially if it means more federal funding. Hopefully he d9esnt expect a quid pro quo for it though
Self care involves not watching food videos on youtube, despite how entertaining they look, so that you can avoid getting a craving and spending money to go get those foods
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Self care involves not watching food videos on youtube, despite how entertaining they look, so that you can avoid getting a craving and spending money to go get those foods
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The epstein files thing is bullshit.
The president has unilateral power to classify any names inside those documents if it constitutes as a matter of national security.
Obviously this is a list of people who have commited heinous illegal and immoral actions.
So they're going to redact trumps -
The president has unilateral power to classify any names inside those documents if it constitutes as a matter of national security.
Obviously this is a list of people who have commited heinous illegal and immoral actions.
So they're going to redact trumps -
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The epstein files thing is bullshit.
The president has unilateral power to classify any names inside those documents if it constitutes as a matter of national security.
Obviously this is a list of people who have commited heinous illegal and immoral actions.
So they're going to redact trumps -
The president has unilateral power to classify any names inside those documents if it constitutes as a matter of national security.
Obviously this is a list of people who have commited heinous illegal and immoral actions.
So they're going to redact trumps -
I just got it
It's been bugging me for a while. mike johnson looks like someone, but I could never place who.
But I just got it. He looks like the dad from Hereditary
It's been bugging me for a while. mike johnson looks like someone, but I could never place who.
But I just got it. He looks like the dad from Hereditary
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I just got it
It's been bugging me for a while. mike johnson looks like someone, but I could never place who.
But I just got it. He looks like the dad from Hereditary
It's been bugging me for a while. mike johnson looks like someone, but I could never place who.
But I just got it. He looks like the dad from Hereditary
Weirdly enough, of all the moronic things trump has done to this country, I feel removing the penny might be the dumbest.
That's going to cause so many issues at the register, like no funny shit
That's going to cause so many issues at the register, like no funny shit
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Weirdly enough, of all the moronic things trump has done to this country, I feel removing the penny might be the dumbest.
That's going to cause so many issues at the register, like no funny shit
That's going to cause so many issues at the register, like no funny shit
Have we tried trapping him?
Like, send in a young girl with a wire to try and seduce him and see what happens
Like, send in a young girl with a wire to try and seduce him and see what happens
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Have we tried trapping him?
Like, send in a young girl with a wire to try and seduce him and see what happens
Like, send in a young girl with a wire to try and seduce him and see what happens
The thing that sucks the most, I think, about being alive right now; is that if trump actively came out and said he was there and he r*ped children, he'd still have a supporter base. He'd still be president.
The fact that there's a group of people, actual adults with jobs, who wouldn't care.
The fact that there's a group of people, actual adults with jobs, who wouldn't care.
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The thing that sucks the most, I think, about being alive right now; is that if trump actively came out and said he was there and he r*ped children, he'd still have a supporter base. He'd still be president.
The fact that there's a group of people, actual adults with jobs, who wouldn't care.
The fact that there's a group of people, actual adults with jobs, who wouldn't care.
You can tell I'm old because I actually enjoy Looney Tunes
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You can tell I'm old because I actually enjoy Looney Tunes
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I am a firm and staunch believer that EVERY problem you have, no matter how big or small can be linked back to capitalism.
Oh? you had some potato chips yesterday that were absolutely hitting; but today those same chips aren't as good? capitalism.
capitalism is the single worst thing on the planet
Oh? you had some potato chips yesterday that were absolutely hitting; but today those same chips aren't as good? capitalism.
capitalism is the single worst thing on the planet
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I am a firm and staunch believer that EVERY problem you have, no matter how big or small can be linked back to capitalism.
Oh? you had some potato chips yesterday that were absolutely hitting; but today those same chips aren't as good? capitalism.
capitalism is the single worst thing on the planet
Oh? you had some potato chips yesterday that were absolutely hitting; but today those same chips aren't as good? capitalism.
capitalism is the single worst thing on the planet
As we approach the holiday season, let's hope 'A Christmas Carol' situation happens to trump.
He's kind of the poster child of an Ebenezer Scrooge type. Like come on. We even know who Marley would be
He's kind of the poster child of an Ebenezer Scrooge type. Like come on. We even know who Marley would be
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
As we approach the holiday season, let's hope 'A Christmas Carol' situation happens to trump.
He's kind of the poster child of an Ebenezer Scrooge type. Like come on. We even know who Marley would be
He's kind of the poster child of an Ebenezer Scrooge type. Like come on. We even know who Marley would be
In 2025, the Goonies would be a very different movie
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In 2025, the Goonies would be a very different movie
People need to be responsible. Here's a couple of tips
1. If you know you're going to be out of house for a few hours, go to the bathroom before you leave, even if you don't have to go!
2. Buy heaters and fans in the off season.
Buy it now when you don't need it, so that you have it when you do
1. If you know you're going to be out of house for a few hours, go to the bathroom before you leave, even if you don't have to go!
2. Buy heaters and fans in the off season.
Buy it now when you don't need it, so that you have it when you do
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
People need to be responsible. Here's a couple of tips
1. If you know you're going to be out of house for a few hours, go to the bathroom before you leave, even if you don't have to go!
2. Buy heaters and fans in the off season.
Buy it now when you don't need it, so that you have it when you do
1. If you know you're going to be out of house for a few hours, go to the bathroom before you leave, even if you don't have to go!
2. Buy heaters and fans in the off season.
Buy it now when you don't need it, so that you have it when you do
Stranger Things writers be like:
Fuck, I'm making a side character that's only supposed to be around for one chapter way cooler than I meant to....
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Stranger Things writers be like:
Do old people even make lemonade and bake cookies on a regular basis anymore?
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Do old people even make lemonade and bake cookies on a regular basis anymore?
You're telling me these onicles are bisexual?
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You're telling me these onicles are bisexual?
My policy about billionaires is that we should tax the hell out of them until they are no longer even close to being a billionaire.
My opinion of trillionaires is that we should kill them
My opinion of trillionaires is that we should kill them
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My policy about billionaires is that we should tax the hell out of them until they are no longer even close to being a billionaire.
My opinion of trillionaires is that we should kill them
My opinion of trillionaires is that we should kill them
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Firmly in the 'ban the public sale of fireworks' camp over here
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Firmly in the 'ban the public sale of fireworks' camp over here
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
"To get to one of us, you'll have to go through all of us" gave me chills
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
"To get to one of us, you'll have to go through all of us" gave me chills