gfs mom may let me live in the basement this could be huge for me
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
gfs mom may let me live in the basement this could be huge for me
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i told my boyfriend i wanted to fuck him and this was deadass his response
"my cum is green
my cock is blue
im going to point my penis at you
and i think to myself
my cock feels kind of hard"
(to the tune of what a wonderful world)
"my cum is green
my cock is blue
im going to point my penis at you
and i think to myself
my cock feels kind of hard"
(to the tune of what a wonderful world)
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
i told my boyfriend i wanted to fuck him and this was deadass his response
"my cum is green
my cock is blue
im going to point my penis at you
and i think to myself
my cock feels kind of hard"
(to the tune of what a wonderful world)
"my cum is green
my cock is blue
im going to point my penis at you
and i think to myself
my cock feels kind of hard"
(to the tune of what a wonderful world)
another great trip with the wife... I gotta find a cheap place to rent in MI asap...
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
another great trip with the wife... I gotta find a cheap place to rent in MI asap...
Father dropped the ball so bad the power and service is out... THIS IS IT IM BREAKING AWAYYYY
October 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Father dropped the ball so bad the power and service is out... THIS IS IT IM BREAKING AWAYYYY
my father straight up hit this after asking me for 15 bucks
September 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
my father straight up hit this after asking me for 15 bucks
gf signed up for psl, proud of her tbh
September 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
gf signed up for psl, proud of her tbh
ice shooter is totally just a "i hate both sides" goober like wdym he had anti-ice sentiment then shot 3 detainees that ice arrested ??? like what ???
September 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
ice shooter is totally just a "i hate both sides" goober like wdym he had anti-ice sentiment then shot 3 detainees that ice arrested ??? like what ???
i love my girlfriend i hope i make her so happy she feels like the sun
September 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i love my girlfriend i hope i make her so happy she feels like the sun
crazy that ill be there for my gfs birthday like yeah everythings coming together in a sense
September 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
crazy that ill be there for my gfs birthday like yeah everythings coming together in a sense
Father hitting me with the "our power and gas can randomly go out at any time cause I haven't paid the bill" another day in my chungus life...
September 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Father hitting me with the "our power and gas can randomly go out at any time cause I haven't paid the bill" another day in my chungus life...
Evil manager got bear sprayed today, but half the store had to be shut down due to the pepper spreading throughout and burning customers eyes and choking them.... God works in wondrous ways
August 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Evil manager got bear sprayed today, but half the store had to be shut down due to the pepper spreading throughout and burning customers eyes and choking them.... God works in wondrous ways
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im putting my square peg in his round hole
May 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
im putting my square peg in his round hole
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the lonely gooner seems to free his jizz at night
May 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
the lonely gooner seems to free his jizz at night
southwest airlines gonna get so much business outta me
August 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
southwest airlines gonna get so much business outta me
gf in one day i cant wait to see her omg
July 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
gf in one day i cant wait to see her omg
rest in peace prissy cat... will never forget your silly face and how youd always comfort me when id get too drunk and feel sick or have a panic attack... im sorry i love you
July 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
rest in peace prissy cat... will never forget your silly face and how youd always comfort me when id get too drunk and feel sick or have a panic attack... im sorry i love you
Grandparents broke for the first time in my life cause of trump cutting VA benefits... atleast it was enough to finally make my overall family turn away from trump...
July 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Grandparents broke for the first time in my life cause of trump cutting VA benefits... atleast it was enough to finally make my overall family turn away from trump...
whos eating gilberts gooch ?
July 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
whos eating gilberts gooch ?
july 7th is ringo starrs birthday dont forget to say peace and love at 12
July 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
july 7th is ringo starrs birthday dont forget to say peace and love at 12
new addition to my shit ass tan line, now my whole neck and face are super tan and the moment my collar gets a little below the line my skin becomes like white out
June 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
new addition to my shit ass tan line, now my whole neck and face are super tan and the moment my collar gets a little below the line my skin becomes like white out
gf finally back from Ohio,my savior....
June 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
gf finally back from Ohio,my savior....
they really let the other departments evil fucking manager become my manager they want me to quit so bad well maybe i will MAYBE I WILL !!!
June 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
they really let the other departments evil fucking manager become my manager they want me to quit so bad well maybe i will MAYBE I WILL !!!
my way of coping with work isnt that im making money, its that one day i will quit or be fired and get to lay in bed all day
June 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
my way of coping with work isnt that im making money, its that one day i will quit or be fired and get to lay in bed all day