Maximus
@beardreaux.bsky.social
36, 6'1", 280 🏳️🌈
married to a grizzly bear 🐻
i'm a bear who thinks he's a dog 🐾
sometimes i'm an orc 😤
let me sniff your pits 🐽
very nsfw 🔞
https://woof.group/@beardreaux
https://justfor.fans/beardreaux (solo only)
married to a grizzly bear 🐻
i'm a bear who thinks he's a dog 🐾
sometimes i'm an orc 😤
let me sniff your pits 🐽
very nsfw 🔞
https://woof.group/@beardreaux
https://justfor.fans/beardreaux (solo only)
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tfwy stay up so late that your housemate is waking up and getting ready to go to work
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
tfwy stay up so late that your housemate is waking up and getting ready to go to work
Let’s see you at 21
- great that this reminded me that I turned 21 - checks notes - 15 YEARS AGO WHAT 😵😵😵
- great that this reminded me that I turned 21 - checks notes - 15 YEARS AGO WHAT 😵😵😵
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Let’s see you at 21
- great that this reminded me that I turned 21 - checks notes - 15 YEARS AGO WHAT 😵😵😵
- great that this reminded me that I turned 21 - checks notes - 15 YEARS AGO WHAT 😵😵😵
hope you're all getting through the week well. Dad loves you 🐾🐾
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
hope you're all getting through the week well. Dad loves you 🐾🐾
"we want to buy your house for [low-ball offer] in CASH!"
oh no, no.. just no...
if you wanna buy my house in cash then you're gonna (a) pay off the mortgage and (b) pay me enough cash to buy another house
oh no, no.. just no...
if you wanna buy my house in cash then you're gonna (a) pay off the mortgage and (b) pay me enough cash to buy another house
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"we want to buy your house for [low-ball offer] in CASH!"
oh no, no.. just no...
if you wanna buy my house in cash then you're gonna (a) pay off the mortgage and (b) pay me enough cash to buy another house
oh no, no.. just no...
if you wanna buy my house in cash then you're gonna (a) pay off the mortgage and (b) pay me enough cash to buy another house
another day, another nude
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
another day, another nude
hey all you barn animals 🐽
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
hey all you barn animals 🐽
ai generated slop is so rampant now that I just generally don't believe anything on fb is even real anymore. like someone will show me a clip of something on their phone and all I can think is "this probably isn't even real why are you wasting my time with this"
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
ai generated slop is so rampant now that I just generally don't believe anything on fb is even real anymore. like someone will show me a clip of something on their phone and all I can think is "this probably isn't even real why are you wasting my time with this"
arts and crafts stores need to stop spraying these nasty cinnamon and pumpkin spice sprays during the holidays 🤢🤮
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
arts and crafts stores need to stop spraying these nasty cinnamon and pumpkin spice sprays during the holidays 🤢🤮
my balls have felt so full so much lately, no matter how much I empty them they still feel so heavy and full and need release 😩
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
my balls have felt so full so much lately, no matter how much I empty them they still feel so heavy and full and need release 😩
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Strapped in and ready to go
For @flakemute.bsky.social
For @flakemute.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Strapped in and ready to go
For @flakemute.bsky.social
For @flakemute.bsky.social
I really love watching folks enjoy their kinks and fetishes regardless of whether it makes me hard or whether I'm even attracted to them. I find it extremely wholesome to see ppl embracing their identities.
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I really love watching folks enjoy their kinks and fetishes regardless of whether it makes me hard or whether I'm even attracted to them. I find it extremely wholesome to see ppl embracing their identities.
hey bro check out my butthole
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
hey bro check out my butthole
laughing at this episode of x-files set in North Florida - bc immediately in the first scene I can tell it's filmed in Canada. there is basically no time of year in a Florida forest that you would ever have any reason to wear layers of jackets and long pants... also the flora is all wayyyy off lmao
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
laughing at this episode of x-files set in North Florida - bc immediately in the first scene I can tell it's filmed in Canada. there is basically no time of year in a Florida forest that you would ever have any reason to wear layers of jackets and long pants... also the flora is all wayyyy off lmao
what's an appropriate waiting period to give independent sellers on resale sites to ship your purchase? I've given this dude 7 full days so far to ship the package. USPS status is they're waiting on the package from him.
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
what's an appropriate waiting period to give independent sellers on resale sites to ship your purchase? I've given this dude 7 full days so far to ship the package. USPS status is they're waiting on the package from him.
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whoever is being paid to create the Netflix user interface needs to be fired
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
whoever is being paid to create the Netflix user interface needs to be fired
all these posts about fresh snowfall and I'm over here in Florida like
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
all these posts about fresh snowfall and I'm over here in Florida like
I do this thing where I behave like an excited dog any time anyone walks through the front door
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I do this thing where I behave like an excited dog any time anyone walks through the front door
non-kink friend rubs my head, "hey... puppy? idk how the pronouns work for that stuff"
was really cute had a good laugh about it 🐶
was really cute had a good laugh about it 🐶
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
non-kink friend rubs my head, "hey... puppy? idk how the pronouns work for that stuff"
was really cute had a good laugh about it 🐶
was really cute had a good laugh about it 🐶