Maximus
@beardreaux.bsky.social
35, 6'1", 280 🏳️🌈
married to a grizzly bear 🐻
i'm a bear who thinks he's a dog 🐾
sometimes i'm an orc 😤
let me sniff your pits 🐽
very nsfw 🔞
https://woof.group/@beardreaux
https://justfor.fans/beardreaux (solo only)
married to a grizzly bear 🐻
i'm a bear who thinks he's a dog 🐾
sometimes i'm an orc 😤
let me sniff your pits 🐽
very nsfw 🔞
https://woof.group/@beardreaux
https://justfor.fans/beardreaux (solo only)
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Happy Halloween or whatever.
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Happy Halloween or whatever.
a very musky monday to you all 🐽
October 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
a very musky monday to you all 🐽
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Non-furry gays keep asking if I have instagram, nah man I have Bluesky I want you to see my penis
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Non-furry gays keep asking if I have instagram, nah man I have Bluesky I want you to see my penis
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Someone put me on my back, hold my legs up and out and then go wild on my hole.
October 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Someone put me on my back, hold my legs up and out and then go wild on my hole.
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It’s Jonathan’s birthday! As always, Boruk brings him plenty of seeds, maybe hoping to fertilize the rugby player someday 😄
I also turned 39 on Oct 3! To celebrate (and ORCtober), I commisionned this amazing art at @gronbeargut.bsky.social
Thank you very much Gron 💚
I also turned 39 on Oct 3! To celebrate (and ORCtober), I commisionned this amazing art at @gronbeargut.bsky.social
Thank you very much Gron 💚
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It’s Jonathan’s birthday! As always, Boruk brings him plenty of seeds, maybe hoping to fertilize the rugby player someday 😄
I also turned 39 on Oct 3! To celebrate (and ORCtober), I commisionned this amazing art at @gronbeargut.bsky.social
Thank you very much Gron 💚
I also turned 39 on Oct 3! To celebrate (and ORCtober), I commisionned this amazing art at @gronbeargut.bsky.social
Thank you very much Gron 💚
I get so excited about mundane electronics like high speed USB cables and elbow joints
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I get so excited about mundane electronics like high speed USB cables and elbow joints
Morning, Noon & Night in Woofia
October 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Morning, Noon & Night in Woofia
I may be tall but my torso is probably shorter than yours so if I was sitting next to you i would look shorter than you.
example: my husband is 3 inches shorter than me and when we sit next to each other he's 3 inches taller than me
example: my husband is 3 inches shorter than me and when we sit next to each other he's 3 inches taller than me
October 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I may be tall but my torso is probably shorter than yours so if I was sitting next to you i would look shorter than you.
example: my husband is 3 inches shorter than me and when we sit next to each other he's 3 inches taller than me
example: my husband is 3 inches shorter than me and when we sit next to each other he's 3 inches taller than me
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Life over 30: I made a lot of effort in bad posture and now my back hurts
Life over 30: I stood up and now my ankle hurts for no apparent reason
Life over 30: I slept poorly and now I've got mild body aches
October 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Life over 30: I made a lot of effort in bad posture and now my back hurts
omg this puzzle is wild! there is a unique daily solution for 7 years and then it repeats.
October 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
omg this puzzle is wild! there is a unique daily solution for 7 years and then it repeats.
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Life over 30: I sneezed while sitting on the toilet and now my back is out
Life over 30: I stood up and now my ankle hurts for no apparent reason
Life over 30: I slept poorly and now I've got mild body aches
October 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Life over 30: I sneezed while sitting on the toilet and now my back is out
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Life over 30: I remembered something embarrassing from two decades ago and now I’m dwelling on it all day
Life over 30: I stood up and now my ankle hurts for no apparent reason
Life over 30: I slept poorly and now I've got mild body aches
October 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Life over 30: I remembered something embarrassing from two decades ago and now I’m dwelling on it all day
Life over 30: I stood up and now my ankle hurts for no apparent reason
Life over 30: I slept poorly and now I've got mild body aches
October 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Life over 30: I stood up and now my ankle hurts for no apparent reason
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It’s October but I really don’t have a scary spoopy version of OrcBear, but I do have a zonked out hypno version which is a little scary I guess.
An old one by @anothermeekone.bsky.social
An old one by @anothermeekone.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It’s October but I really don’t have a scary spoopy version of OrcBear, but I do have a zonked out hypno version which is a little scary I guess.
An old one by @anothermeekone.bsky.social
An old one by @anothermeekone.bsky.social
rub my tummy and suck my tiddies
October 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
rub my tummy and suck my tiddies
mind helping me out with this?
October 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
mind helping me out with this?
I lucked out, there's a blues &BBQ festival starting now thru the weekend, so I'll get my fill before we drive back home Sunday
October 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I lucked out, there's a blues &BBQ festival starting now thru the weekend, so I'll get my fill before we drive back home Sunday
find you a man who will share his fried chicken with you
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
find you a man who will share his fried chicken with you
fancy restaurants are so pretentious. why do I have to wear a suit to eat food?
October 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
fancy restaurants are so pretentious. why do I have to wear a suit to eat food?
begging woofia dev to release the hot tiger dad Lee as a playable char 🙏🙏🙏
October 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
begging woofia dev to release the hot tiger dad Lee as a playable char 🙏🙏🙏
was able to get a nice rooftop jerk session in while smoking. will be posting on JFF 😜
October 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
was able to get a nice rooftop jerk session in while smoking. will be posting on JFF 😜
I do enjoy a nice cigar every now and then 💨
October 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I do enjoy a nice cigar every now and then 💨