@colincowbeard.bsky.social woww great. Another day, another post where you use some strange analogy or metaphor to yell into the void. Please add some rhetorical variety before I lose my mind. #redundant #cowbeard

I saw my reflection in a puddle today. Barked at it. Turns out it was me. Anyway, I’m still recovering emotionally

NFL refs are like that one uncle who’s deep into his “research”—seeing things that don’t exist and making calls that ruin Thanksgiving for everyone.

Welcome to BeansDogs. Sometimes life is Beans. Sometimes life is Dogs. But rarely is it both beans and dogs. And yet, here I am. Whether you like it or not.

Hold your nose and buckle up, queen.

#BeansDogsout… for now.