Izzy
@beaninn.bsky.social
Fireflies make me so happy there’s nothing prettier than a field full of fireflies
July 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Fireflies make me so happy there’s nothing prettier than a field full of fireflies
Hopefully the F bomb is the only bomb Trump drops from this point on
June 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hopefully the F bomb is the only bomb Trump drops from this point on
Blessed with a whole toenail on my little toe
June 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Blessed with a whole toenail on my little toe
The egg had to have come first because everything we have now has evolved from something before it it didn’t just appear so 2 things created an egg that ended up being a chicken
June 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The egg had to have come first because everything we have now has evolved from something before it it didn’t just appear so 2 things created an egg that ended up being a chicken
Bbno$ literally just pulled me out of peak high from an edible
May 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Bbno$ literally just pulled me out of peak high from an edible
Please do not come to escape rooms with a fucking newborn baby strapped to your chest cause we are going to try to jump scare you with loud noises
May 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Please do not come to escape rooms with a fucking newborn baby strapped to your chest cause we are going to try to jump scare you with loud noises
Gordon Ramsay please put on gloves please I’m begging you
May 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Gordon Ramsay please put on gloves please I’m begging you
My favorite part of taking a shower is when ALL MY FUCKING HAIR FALLS OUT AFTER
May 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My favorite part of taking a shower is when ALL MY FUCKING HAIR FALLS OUT AFTER
I love how frogs just step on each others faces
May 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I love how frogs just step on each others faces
Why does the pms and period shits come like 2 weeks before the actual period can I not have one fucking moment of peace goddamn
May 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Why does the pms and period shits come like 2 weeks before the actual period can I not have one fucking moment of peace goddamn
French boyfriend: do you know Malcolm?
Me: no??
BF: the middle man.
Me: you mean Malcolm in the middle?
Me: no??
BF: the middle man.
Me: you mean Malcolm in the middle?
May 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
French boyfriend: do you know Malcolm?
Me: no??
BF: the middle man.
Me: you mean Malcolm in the middle?
Me: no??
BF: the middle man.
Me: you mean Malcolm in the middle?
I need like a realistically unrealistic cartoon like if in the simpsons Bart breaks his arm and then for the next however many episodes he has a cast or something like that
April 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I need like a realistically unrealistic cartoon like if in the simpsons Bart breaks his arm and then for the next however many episodes he has a cast or something like that
As someone who got to say goodbye to my dad exactly the way I needed to if I could only ever ask for one thing again in my life it would be to have the same chance to do that with my mom
April 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
As someone who got to say goodbye to my dad exactly the way I needed to if I could only ever ask for one thing again in my life it would be to have the same chance to do that with my mom
*Sees no smoking sign*
Brain: no smorking
Brain: no smorking
April 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
*Sees no smoking sign*
Brain: no smorking
Brain: no smorking
The commercials that are just people “rehearsing to be in a commercial” 🤮
April 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The commercials that are just people “rehearsing to be in a commercial” 🤮
If I have too hard of a thought when I’m high it makes me nauseous
April 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
If I have too hard of a thought when I’m high it makes me nauseous
In my head Gal Gadot and Dua Lipa are the same person
April 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In my head Gal Gadot and Dua Lipa are the same person
Me at the end of the movie after watching Labyrinth for the first time: “ah so she’s schizophrenic”
April 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Me at the end of the movie after watching Labyrinth for the first time: “ah so she’s schizophrenic”
Does just thinking about sour or tart things give other people a weird sensation in their mouth or just me
April 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Does just thinking about sour or tart things give other people a weird sensation in their mouth or just me
“Nobody talks about the memory loss that comes with depression”
We do, we just forget about it
We do, we just forget about it
April 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“Nobody talks about the memory loss that comes with depression”
We do, we just forget about it
We do, we just forget about it
How can they not make windshield wipers that don’t sound like they’re screeching across the windshield when you go more than 20mph no matter how much water is on the windshield
March 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
How can they not make windshield wipers that don’t sound like they’re screeching across the windshield when you go more than 20mph no matter how much water is on the windshield
If you had cancer like especially skin cancer and had it removed before it caused any sort of symptoms because it was detected early do you consider yourself a cancer survivor
March 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
If you had cancer like especially skin cancer and had it removed before it caused any sort of symptoms because it was detected early do you consider yourself a cancer survivor
I just updated to iOS 18 and I’m sorry I CAN SEE WHEN SOMEONE WITHOUT AND IPHONE HAS READ MY MESSAGE??????????????
March 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I just updated to iOS 18 and I’m sorry I CAN SEE WHEN SOMEONE WITHOUT AND IPHONE HAS READ MY MESSAGE??????????????
Gonna start a company called Pee that sells high demand essential items and it’s gonna get really popular and when people ask where they got something they’re gonna have to say they got it at Pee
March 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Gonna start a company called Pee that sells high demand essential items and it’s gonna get really popular and when people ask where they got something they’re gonna have to say they got it at Pee
I’m surprised he hasn’t signed an executive order to get rid of license plates or some shit
March 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m surprised he hasn’t signed an executive order to get rid of license plates or some shit