BeamMagic18
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Rep the 313 and the 614! Sports, Marvel and DC Fanatic. #gobucks #golions #LGRW #gotigers
I always check the notes.
I always check the notes.
Things that would solve world peace:
1. Elon Musk retires to the Caymans, forever.
2. David Zaslav gets terminated at Warner Bros.
3. College National Championship Games get moved to Saturdays
4. Super Bowl Monday becomes a National Holiday.
1. Elon Musk retires to the Caymans, forever.
2. David Zaslav gets terminated at Warner Bros.
3. College National Championship Games get moved to Saturdays
4. Super Bowl Monday becomes a National Holiday.
April 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Things that would solve world peace:
1. Elon Musk retires to the Caymans, forever.
2. David Zaslav gets terminated at Warner Bros.
3. College National Championship Games get moved to Saturdays
4. Super Bowl Monday becomes a National Holiday.
1. Elon Musk retires to the Caymans, forever.
2. David Zaslav gets terminated at Warner Bros.
3. College National Championship Games get moved to Saturdays
4. Super Bowl Monday becomes a National Holiday.
Once we’re out of this episode of Idiocricy, it’s going to be really awkward for the career GOPers campaign on “the economy.”
April 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Once we’re out of this episode of Idiocricy, it’s going to be really awkward for the career GOPers campaign on “the economy.”
Alright chat I’m back from a hiatus. What’d I miss? Did we solve World Peace yet? Tell me we at least revealed who the next Kang the Conqueror is😭🙏🏾
April 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Alright chat I’m back from a hiatus. What’d I miss? Did we solve World Peace yet? Tell me we at least revealed who the next Kang the Conqueror is😭🙏🏾
Top 3 “Can Do No Wrong” Cults in America:
-MAGA
-Swifties
-Michigan
-MAGA
-Swifties
-Michigan
March 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Top 3 “Can Do No Wrong” Cults in America:
-MAGA
-Swifties
-Michigan
-MAGA
-Swifties
-Michigan
The infuriating thing about the Red Wings fan base is half of them always come up with past excuses to save their idol Stevie Y. We get it, the Wings did dumb things a few years ago. That doesn’t mean you get to continue doing dumb things.
March 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The infuriating thing about the Red Wings fan base is half of them always come up with past excuses to save their idol Stevie Y. We get it, the Wings did dumb things a few years ago. That doesn’t mean you get to continue doing dumb things.
My current lineups:
Avengers:
Sam Wilson
Captain Marvel
Clint Barton
Ant-Man, Wasp
Thor
War Machine
Spider-Man
Dr. Strange
Hulk
Young Avengers:
Kate Bishop
Yelena Belova
Shang-Chi
Kamala Kahn
Iron Heart
America Chavez
Cassandra Lang
Shuri
Part-Time:
She-Hulk
Daredevil
Moon Knight
Falcon
Echo
Wong
Avengers:
Sam Wilson
Captain Marvel
Clint Barton
Ant-Man, Wasp
Thor
War Machine
Spider-Man
Dr. Strange
Hulk
Young Avengers:
Kate Bishop
Yelena Belova
Shang-Chi
Kamala Kahn
Iron Heart
America Chavez
Cassandra Lang
Shuri
Part-Time:
She-Hulk
Daredevil
Moon Knight
Falcon
Echo
Wong
February 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My current lineups:
Avengers:
Sam Wilson
Captain Marvel
Clint Barton
Ant-Man, Wasp
Thor
War Machine
Spider-Man
Dr. Strange
Hulk
Young Avengers:
Kate Bishop
Yelena Belova
Shang-Chi
Kamala Kahn
Iron Heart
America Chavez
Cassandra Lang
Shuri
Part-Time:
She-Hulk
Daredevil
Moon Knight
Falcon
Echo
Wong
Avengers:
Sam Wilson
Captain Marvel
Clint Barton
Ant-Man, Wasp
Thor
War Machine
Spider-Man
Dr. Strange
Hulk
Young Avengers:
Kate Bishop
Yelena Belova
Shang-Chi
Kamala Kahn
Iron Heart
America Chavez
Cassandra Lang
Shuri
Part-Time:
She-Hulk
Daredevil
Moon Knight
Falcon
Echo
Wong
Well, with Kathleen Kennedy stepping down at Lucasfilm at the end of the year, I have so many mixed emotions. Like she is truly one of the giants of Hollywood and her impact will last forever.
But damn those sequel Star Wars movies😭💀💀
But damn those sequel Star Wars movies😭💀💀
February 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Well, with Kathleen Kennedy stepping down at Lucasfilm at the end of the year, I have so many mixed emotions. Like she is truly one of the giants of Hollywood and her impact will last forever.
But damn those sequel Star Wars movies😭💀💀
But damn those sequel Star Wars movies😭💀💀
There’s always some idiot who ruins the PGA golf Parlay🙄
February 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
There’s always some idiot who ruins the PGA golf Parlay🙄
Justice League the Animated series is perfection. Every time I watch it, it gets better. The writers nailed the characters.👏🏾
February 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Justice League the Animated series is perfection. Every time I watch it, it gets better. The writers nailed the characters.👏🏾
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What’s tomorrow’s distraction?
February 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
What’s tomorrow’s distraction?
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Elon Musk needs to be tried and convicted for Treason when this is all over. The paper trail is probably light years long.
February 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Elon Musk needs to be tried and convicted for Treason when this is all over. The paper trail is probably light years long.
I don’t know how Merrick Garland will ever be able to show his face again in public.
February 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I don’t know how Merrick Garland will ever be able to show his face again in public.
Things I love to complain about when I’m drunk:
- Jordan Spieth
- Max Verstappen
- The WNBA (as an organization)
- The Cowboys
- The Chiefs
- Brad Ausmus (specifically, the 2014 Detroit Tigers)
- Kerry Coombs
- Jordan Spieth
- Max Verstappen
- The WNBA (as an organization)
- The Cowboys
- The Chiefs
- Brad Ausmus (specifically, the 2014 Detroit Tigers)
- Kerry Coombs
February 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Things I love to complain about when I’m drunk:
- Jordan Spieth
- Max Verstappen
- The WNBA (as an organization)
- The Cowboys
- The Chiefs
- Brad Ausmus (specifically, the 2014 Detroit Tigers)
- Kerry Coombs
- Jordan Spieth
- Max Verstappen
- The WNBA (as an organization)
- The Cowboys
- The Chiefs
- Brad Ausmus (specifically, the 2014 Detroit Tigers)
- Kerry Coombs
Now more than ever I should draw up indictments for Derek LaLonde ong cuz like WTF Red Wings!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥
February 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Now more than ever I should draw up indictments for Derek LaLonde ong cuz like WTF Red Wings!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥
Americans - not the ones who are currently trying to rape it at the direction of their cult leader - are ready to fight back with the help of our friends north, south, east and west of us.
February 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Americans - not the ones who are currently trying to rape it at the direction of their cult leader - are ready to fight back with the help of our friends north, south, east and west of us.
I promise you my fellow Mexican and Canadian cousins when all this Elon/Trump dumbfuckery is over we’ll make it a point to pay it back 10-fold.
So embarrassed 😭
So embarrassed 😭
a man is sitting on a couch with his hand on his chin and a bracelet on his wrist .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his hand on his chin and a bracelet on his wrist .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I promise you my fellow Mexican and Canadian cousins when all this Elon/Trump dumbfuckery is over we’ll make it a point to pay it back 10-fold.
So embarrassed 😭
So embarrassed 😭
I use to complain about the Pro Bowl but honestly it’s super interesting seeing these competitions and the players’ personalities.
February 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I use to complain about the Pro Bowl but honestly it’s super interesting seeing these competitions and the players’ personalities.
In hindsight (17 years later), Spider-Man 3 was a great film. A little nutty at times, but I don’t think I fully appreciated the themes as a kid.
January 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
In hindsight (17 years later), Spider-Man 3 was a great film. A little nutty at times, but I don’t think I fully appreciated the themes as a kid.
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Remember the end of The Lion King when the hyenas realize Scar lied to them to secure power so they eat him?
Thinking about that a lot for no particular reason.
Thinking about that a lot for no particular reason.
January 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Remember the end of The Lion King when the hyenas realize Scar lied to them to secure power so they eat him?
Thinking about that a lot for no particular reason.
Thinking about that a lot for no particular reason.
It’s clear after 4 years and 2 days that most people skipped Econ and History class in High School (of the ones that didn’t drop out).
MAGA is currently in the “Find Out” phase.
MAGA is currently in the “Find Out” phase.
January 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
It’s clear after 4 years and 2 days that most people skipped Econ and History class in High School (of the ones that didn’t drop out).
MAGA is currently in the “Find Out” phase.
MAGA is currently in the “Find Out” phase.
Remember when Kirsten Dunst bitched about not getting paid as much as Tobey Maguire in the Spider-Man films?
I just started rewatching the movies again and all she does is scream for about 90% of the movies so like what the fuck did she expect 😭😭😭😭
I just started rewatching the movies again and all she does is scream for about 90% of the movies so like what the fuck did she expect 😭😭😭😭
January 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Remember when Kirsten Dunst bitched about not getting paid as much as Tobey Maguire in the Spider-Man films?
I just started rewatching the movies again and all she does is scream for about 90% of the movies so like what the fuck did she expect 😭😭😭😭
I just started rewatching the movies again and all she does is scream for about 90% of the movies so like what the fuck did she expect 😭😭😭😭