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Steady hand, Dodgers fan. This ain’t the end of nothing much, it’s just another round.
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· May 2
Worst Crush — Hey Susannah Dot Com
Looking back on an indelible few months from high school.
www.heysusannah.com
This is a story about a really really big crush I had in high school, and also about choir, friendship, church, chain restaurants, the Cars song “Drive,” and the nature of memory and passage of time. It might have your Googling your high school crush. www.heysusannah.com/blog/2025/4/...
I feel like it would be fun to work the bar at a corporate holiday party. Maybe the attendees are hot/dressed up, tipsy, and tipping well. Or they’re drunk, rude weirdos, and you bond by complaining about them with your bartending company coworkers later over whiskey
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I feel like it would be fun to work the bar at a corporate holiday party. Maybe the attendees are hot/dressed up, tipsy, and tipping well. Or they’re drunk, rude weirdos, and you bond by complaining about them with your bartending company coworkers later over whiskey
If you ever see me talking about “ups and downs” in an anniversary post, I have been kidnapped
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If you ever see me talking about “ups and downs” in an anniversary post, I have been kidnapped
Geese/Goose is the Band of Horses/Horse the Band of the 2020s
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Geese/Goose is the Band of Horses/Horse the Band of the 2020s
I always crop my screenshots. Why do you people deserve to see my phone’s time, WiFi/network situation, and battery percentage
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I always crop my screenshots. Why do you people deserve to see my phone’s time, WiFi/network situation, and battery percentage
It’s almost embarrassing how easily I fall for any modern garage band song with surfy shimmery guitars, punchy snare rolls, and affected, lo-fi vocals
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It’s almost embarrassing how easily I fall for any modern garage band song with surfy shimmery guitars, punchy snare rolls, and affected, lo-fi vocals
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Tradwife hours (moving beers from garage fridge into main fridge)
November 22, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Tradwife hours (moving beers from garage fridge into main fridge)
I have an idea for a wholesome meme but it involves a pic of Tr*mp
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I have an idea for a wholesome meme but it involves a pic of Tr*mp
No one can stop you from speaking to yourself the way a parent tries to impart resilience into their kid
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
No one can stop you from speaking to yourself the way a parent tries to impart resilience into their kid
For a brief time at my old old job, my nickname was Party Bus
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
For a brief time at my old old job, my nickname was Party Bus
Could I rock a tuxedo?
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Could I rock a tuxedo?
“High body count hair” changed my brain chemistry
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
“High body count hair” changed my brain chemistry
If a woman cutting her bangs is a cry for help, a woman growing her bangs out is signaling that she is committed to slow, steady growth over the long haul
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If a woman cutting her bangs is a cry for help, a woman growing her bangs out is signaling that she is committed to slow, steady growth over the long haul
Saying “thank you for your service” to Costco employees on cart return duty
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Saying “thank you for your service” to Costco employees on cart return duty
I did refer to the nausea as “our nausea”
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I did refer to the nausea as “our nausea”
I would be so honored and yet so offended if someone ever drew me
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I would be so honored and yet so offended if someone ever drew me
My hottest take as a childfree person is that I think it’s fun when kids are at weddings. They are fun as hell on the dance floor. You can give them a little task and they will take it so seriously. They are in the wedding pics and it’s so fun to capture them at that moment, a slice in time.
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My hottest take as a childfree person is that I think it’s fun when kids are at weddings. They are fun as hell on the dance floor. You can give them a little task and they will take it so seriously. They are in the wedding pics and it’s so fun to capture them at that moment, a slice in time.
Imagine she wrote a profile of you and *didn’t* become obsessed with you. Was professional and didn’t bang you. I’d be pissed
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Imagine she wrote a profile of you and *didn’t* become obsessed with you. Was professional and didn’t bang you. I’d be pissed
Today is the day Bluesky got the juice
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Today is the day Bluesky got the juice
Love to rock a flower crown but I hate to take it off at the end of the night
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Love to rock a flower crown but I hate to take it off at the end of the night
It feels so good to wear a flower crown
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It feels so good to wear a flower crown
The most annoying person you know* is mere hours away from posting an IG story with the caption “Flower crowns and combat boots”
*Me
*Me
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The most annoying person you know* is mere hours away from posting an IG story with the caption “Flower crowns and combat boots”
*Me
*Me
Wouldn’t you like to know, Weather Boy
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Wouldn’t you like to know, Weather Boy
I know I have style bc at an event tonight I got praise for my ensemble which included a dress I had NEVER worn (tags on for 2.5 years til yesterday) and a necklace I hadn’t worn since my wedding 9.5 years ago
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I know I have style bc at an event tonight I got praise for my ensemble which included a dress I had NEVER worn (tags on for 2.5 years til yesterday) and a necklace I hadn’t worn since my wedding 9.5 years ago