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Badly Drawn Jojo Comics
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mspaint doodles of assorted jojos

I'm in the process of posting a backlog of my old comics. I'm also adding alt text so it's gonna take a while. Thank you for your patience!

https://badlydrawnjojocomics.carrd.co/
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a whole year later

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Killer Queen and Kira Yoshikage drawn in MS Paint. Kira says "i could really go for a sandwich u feel me kq?" A redrawing of Kira and Killer Queen from the previous picture. Kira says "I could really go for a sandwich u feel me kq?"
September 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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the crossover no one wanted but needed

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Killer Queen and Kira Yoshikage drawn in MS Paint. Killer Queen is dressed as Demoman from Team Fortress 2, and Kira is dressed as the Medic. Kira is healing Killer Queen with the Medi Gun and Killer Queen's cat skull emblems are replacing the health cross particles in the beam. Kira is thinking about using the bonesaw to cut off a hand.
September 1, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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what did we do to deserve stray cat

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Stray Cat (plant) drawn in MS Paint. It sticks its head in a paper sack curiously, saying "mrrow?" Stray Cat drawn in MS Paint. It is sitting in front of the TV, a cat slightly visible on the screen. Stray Cat drawn in MS Paint. In front of it is a plate of shrimp and canned tuna. It has a shrimp in its mouth and is looking happy. Kira's hand is on-screen petting its head. Off-screen he says "good kitty." A screenshot of Tama's profile on the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure wiki. The header says "Tama" with an anime screenshot of Stray Cat. The profile boxes say "Japanese Name: Tama. Stand: Stray Cat. Race: British Shorthair cat. Hair Color: Blueish gray (fur). Eye color: Gold. Favorite Food: Tuna and Shrimp. Hobbies: Sticking its head in paper sacks, watching TV, being praised".
September 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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origin story

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A drawing in MS Paint. A nondescript psychologist with a pencil and clipboard is sitting in a chair, talking to a patient on a reclining couch. He says "it seems that your situation originated from an early age, physical interaction is very important between parent and child and it may be that you are trying to compensate for the missing affection of your parents by finding it through others, but without the trouble of human interaction, simply taking what you need and disposing of the rest". The patient on the reclining couch is revealed to be Kira Yoshikage (mature form). He wears a prisoner jumpsuit and his hands are laced in front of him, handcuffed. The label on his jumpsuit says "12345". He replies "that's a very good guess. but it all started when i jacked it to the mona lisa".
September 1, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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boxed in

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Kira Yoshikage and Killer Queen drawn in an MS Paint window. They are both cramped together in the drawing area, the MS Paint interface surrounding them.
September 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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childhood lice problem turns into lifelong fashion

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Jean-Pierre Polnareff drawn in MS Paint. His hair is unstyled and he is peering into an empty container in his hand labeled "GEL". He says "merde i ran out of hair gel." Polnareff looks at a jar of mayo on a table. Off-screen someone says "polnareff we're leaving soon." Polnareff is still looking at the jar of mayo, his eyebrows furrowed now. Later, Polnareff is with Joseph, Avdol, Jotaro, and Kakyoin. Polnareff looks very disgruntled, but his hairstyle is pristine. Joseph says to him "you smell like a sandwich."
September 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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proud stand user 2.0

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Stray Cat drawn in MS Paint. Killer Queen's hand touches a round rock, placing a tiny clock on it with its stand power. Kira is off-screen, saying "you clearly mean me harm. i'm gonna have to blow u up." Stray cat is looking down at the round rock curiously, a question mark by its head. A closeup of the round rock Killer Queen touched. It has a clock timer on it with kitty ears, appearing very cute. Kosaku Kira is looking down in amazement at the clock off-screen, imagining it as a wristwatch. Killer Queen is next to him sweating profusely and clicking its thumb in a bomb detonation gesture. sfx: click click click click click click click click click. Cut to Kosaku Kira at the watch store. He leans over the counter holding a fan of yen bills. He says "how much for it to be made by the end of today?" The nondescript watchmaker he is talking to is flustered by his forwardness and the money.
September 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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net top

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Kira Yoshikage (Part 8) and Josefumi Kujo drawn in MS Paint. They are on a boat. Josefumi is sitting cross-legged with binoculars in hand, looking at flying fish jumping out of the ocean. He says "whoa flying fish!" Kira is standing next to him, the flying fish making him realize something. Kira wordlessly yanks off Josefumi's shirt, which has many square holes in it. Josefumi simply says "uh--". Josefumi, now topless, looks on in confusion as Kira uses his shirt as a makeshift net to catch the flying fish. sfx: swoosh. Kira holds up Josefumi's shirt, both ends held shut by his hands. It is dripping wet and full of fish. Kira says "I caught us some dinner." Josefumi replies "um thanks?"
September 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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tumblr ask: does KQ meow like an actual cat?
answer: sort of
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A drawing of Killer Queen in MS Paint. He is in a kitchen loafing on the island counter. Kira is off-screen and he says "this is kq. his voice is a little deeper than most cats." Killer Queen, still loafing on the counter, replies "whoa."
April 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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how to get that literature degree in D university

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Kira Yoshikage drawn in MS Paint. He is casually sketching a hand on a notebook while looking at the hands of the woman next to him. Caption: go to class and take notes. Kira is asleep at his desk, a textbook open and a desk lamp on. Killer Queen is putting a blanket on Kira. Caption: go to bed at a decent time. Kira is at the gym, lying on a weight bench lifting Killer Queen, who is in a lounging pose. Kira's shirt says "TEAM KQ" on it. Caption: exercise regularly. Kosaku Kira (mature form) activating "Bites the Dust" with Killer Queen behind him in an explosion. Caption: manage your time.
April 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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no one would suspect

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Kira Yoshikage and Killer Queen drawn in MS Paint. Kira is drawing on a clipboard with a look of concentration, Killer Queen watching over his shoulder. Kira says "I heard that people can tell a person's fixation just by looking at their art." A view of the clipboard drawing. It depicts a stick figure of a woman with large highly detailed hands with painted nails. Kira says "I call bullshit."
April 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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u da man

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Dead Man's Questions Kira drawn in MS Paint. He is sitting in a bus with his arms and legs crossed, looking over the shoulder of a nondescript passenger reading a newspaper. He says "whats in the news today." A close-up of the newspaper's contents. It says "more info uncovered about the poor schmuck who got his head run over by an ambulance. BREAKING NEWS, HE FUCKS HANDS. EMT testifies that he got an actual boner from the mona lisa. this asshole is why morioh's murder rates are too damn high." Kira rests his chin in his hand, looking amused. He says "heheh i'd hate to be this guy."
April 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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you'll know when you see her

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A drawing of a telephone pole in MS Paint. On it is a cluster of staples and pushpins and various papers. The biggest paper has a picture of a hand with painted nails and a ring. It says "missing gf. hot af. ring size 6. red nail polish. last seen soft and moisturized. if u find her pls leave her under the tree on the hill and turn ur attention elsewhere." Below it is a advertisement that says "Cinderella" with phone number tabs, one number taken. Next to it is a ripped paper that says "Big Dick is Back in Town" with just enough of the picture left to identify Jotaro Kujo. Josuke Higashikata, Okuyasu Nijimura, and Shigechi are looking at the telephone pole papers. Josuke looks annoyed at the paper with the hand picture, saying "yeah ok but what does she LOOK like." Partially obscured on the other side of the pole is a flyer for Tonio's restaurant with a photo of some food with "Mamma Mia" written below.
April 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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useless info

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Josuke Higashikata, Koichi Hirose, and Okuyasu Nijimura drawn in MS Paint. They are sitting on a couch, Josuke and Koichi with game controllers in their hands and Okuyasu drinking a can of soda. Sfx: sip. Josuke says "hey koichi do you remember what kira first said to you? any valuable info?" Flashback to Koichi and Kira in battle. Kira's slouched back faces the viewer and he holds his arm while blood drips down his hand. Koichi looks determined, powerstancing with Echoes Act 3 behind him. Sheer Heart Attack is immobilized in a crater between them. Kira says "i have to gain more stamina. thought about getting a gym membership but there's probably a buncha sweaty unwashed guys. as if i'll touch the same weights they touched with the hands they used to play with their dicks." Back to present time with Josuke, Koichi, and Okuyasu on the couch. Koichi tells Josuke "a whole load of pointless stuff. something about hitting the gym and playing with dicks." Josuke's eyes are bugged out and his mouth is pressed into a flat line. Okuyasu grips his thigh and spittakes while drinking from the soda can, the soda splashing back into his face. Sfx: PFFFF
April 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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curiosity killed the cat

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Josuke Higashikata, Okuyasu Nijimura, and Kosaku Kira (final form) drawn in MS Paint. Okuyasu and Josuke are about to fight Kira and have their stands out. Josuke shouts "CRAZY DIAMOND" and Okuyasu shouts "ZA HANDO." Kira says "whoa wait time out" while having his hands positioned in a T-shape. Kira says "let me take a look at your stand" to Okuyasu. Kira takes The Hand's hand in his hands, while Okuyasu looks on in surprise. Next to his head are three question marks. Kira says "'the hand' you said? how lucky." He continues to examine The Hand's hand, while Okuyasu and Josuke look sidelong at each other. The Hand activates its power while Kira is still holding its hand. Kira simply says "uh." Okuyasu and Josuke are grinning at each other smugly, Josuke saying "this is too easy."
April 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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tumblr ask: If Kq gets high on catnip, what happens to Kira?
reply: exactly what you think

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Kira Yoshikage drawn in MS Paint. Kira is sitting at his desk at work, back to the viewer. He is on the phone with his boss. He says "buchou i might need to leave work early, i'm not feeling like myself today." Kira's boss replies "that's a shame, are you feeling sick?" On Kira's desk is a binder with papers and some books lined up. The book spines spell out "hand book," which is also written in Japanese on the front of one book. Killer Queen appears next to Kira with its head squeezed into a canister of catnip. Kira is still on the phone, an odd look on his face while he casually twirls the phone cord around his finger. He replies "I feel amazing."
April 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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partners in crime

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Kira Yoshikage (Part 8) and Josefumi Kujo drawn in MS paint. Kira's face is in a side profile and Josefumi's face is in a 3/4 view. They are both looking off into the distance.
February 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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a serious mission

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Kira Yoshikage (Part 8) and Josefumi Kujo are in a store. They are hiding an isle while Aisho Dainenjiyama is walking around in the aisle next to them. Kira whispers to Josefumi, saying "ok first we distract him by taking all the eye eye sya drops." The aforementioned box has two eyes on each side with "SYAA" labeled on top. Aisho sees a rock with eyes on the shelf and says "damn is that a pet rock?" The boxes on the shelves by Kira and Josefumi are labeled "maybe food," "ROKAKAKAKAKAKAKA," "oh shit look here," "KY," "a brick," "A," "S," "S," "R18," "Cheese Dip," "potato," "leftovers," "sugar free gummy bears." The boxes on the shelves by Aisho are labeled "ants," "oatmeal," "LSD," "Platinum ULTRA SEX," "a shoe," "another shoe," a pet rock, and "holy water." Josefumi mock-salutes kira and says "eye eye sya? aye aye sir!" Kira looks at Josefumi with an unreadable expression. Josefumi sweats, thinking his joke fell flat. Kira covers his face with a hand, making a "pfffft" sound and his shoulders shake with laughter. Josefumi is surprised, thinking "he's actually laughing at that?!"
February 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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crowd surfing

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Killer Queen and Kira Yoshikage drawn in MS Paint. Killer Queen is sitting in front of the TV, watching Akira Otoishi playing electric guitar live on-stage. Kira says "anything good on tv kq?" Killer Queen continues to watch TV, the scene showing an overhead view of Akira crowdsurfing. The camera cuts to a close-up view of the crowdsurfing, zooming in on many hands holding up Akira. Kira sits cross-legged next to Killer Queen, who is holding the TV remote. Kira's face is flushed and he is holding his tie in a shaky grip, saying "lucky bastard..."
February 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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completely innocent

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Kira Yoshikage and Killer Queen drawn in MS Paint. Kira is checking the mail and Killer Queen is sticking its head in the open mailbox. Kira says "nothing better than living under the radar huh kq." The sign next to the mailbox says "Kira Yoshikage" in Japanese. The text above the mailbox says "inbox." A cop walks up to Kira and asks "pardon me sir but are you kira yoshikage." Kira turns around in alarm, Killer Queen holding a letter behind him. Kira looks extremely nervous and sweaty, a menacing shadow of Killer Queen looming behind him with its thumb up in a detonator gesture and its eyes shining. The background text says "oh shit did someone see me with my girlfriend and call the cops? i can kill this cop but that simply wont go unnoticed when they trace his last location which is my house." The cop gives Kira a finger-guns gesture and says "just wanted to tell you that your bomb-ass 1987 dodge lancer has its headlights left on." Kira looks relieved, wiping his face with a handkerchief and adjusting his tie. He says "thank god." Killer Queen is slumped against Kira's back with its thumb still up, face sweaty also. The cop replies "also drink some water you look really sweaty."
February 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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tumblr ask on 2/22: Kira you do realize it's neko day over in Japan right?
reply: he is more than aware

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Kosaku Kira, Killer Queen, and Stray Cat drawn in MS Paint. A pile of cats surround them.
February 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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tumblr ask: roses are red, some cats are gray, quit murdering people, yoshikage
reply: cover: blown

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Kira Yoshikage and Killer Queen drawn in MS Paint. Kira is looking at a letter with the post's caption in it, saying "look kq it actually rhymes." Kira is tucked into his futon with the lights out, Killer Queen loafing on top of the futon. A disembodied hand rests on his pillow by his head. The letter and envelope are on the floor beside Kira, who says "not a lot of words that rhyme with yoshikage huh kq" A pause, same panel as before. Kira sits up in bed, holding the letter up to his face with an alarmed expression. The futon cover has been thrown partially over Killer Queen, who pokes his head out. Kira says "how do you know about this."
February 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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tumblr ask: Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. Kira and KQ 👈😉👈
reply: 👉😉👉

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Kosaku Kira, Killer Queen, and Stray Cat drawn in MS Paint. Kira is sitting down next to Killer Queen, who sits like a loaf. In front of them is Stray Cat spewing out heart-shaped air bubbles.
February 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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tumblr ask: You're so cute, you give me a SHEEEER HEART ATTACK

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Sheer Heart Attack drawn in MS Paint. It shows an overhead view, its tank treads making a heart-shaped trail. The middle of the heart says "Kocchi wo miro!"
February 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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deglove compartment

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A disembodied hand lying on top of a heart-shaped box of chocolates drawn in MS paint. The hand has painted nails and a ring on it. Kira Yoshikage is off-screen, saying "a new ring and a box of chocolates just for you kishiko." Kira holds the forearm part of the disembodied hand, maneuvering it to grip the edge of the opened box of chocolates. He says "if only you could eat these instead of feeding them to me." Kira pauses with a look of contemplation on his face, his pose the same. Smash-cut to a back view of Kira holding the box of chocolates, several of them missing. The hand on the table has a noticeable bulge in the forearm area. Kira says "aw you took all the nougat ones."
February 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM