oyster / b
@bcantevenswim.bsky.social
oyster on the run from muskman ❀ 27yo alternate universe connoisseur ❀ bcantevenswim on AO3 ❀ high likelihood of nsfw ❀ mdni
#oysterrecommends for fic recs
also me: redlyriumdagger.bsky.social
#oysterrecommends for fic recs
also me: redlyriumdagger.bsky.social
also, apologies to everyone i've ignored for the last month or two, i swear i appreciate you reaching out but i just don't have the bandwidth to socialize individually rn, surviving this shit is taking everything i have out of me.
January 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
also, apologies to everyone i've ignored for the last month or two, i swear i appreciate you reaching out but i just don't have the bandwidth to socialize individually rn, surviving this shit is taking everything i have out of me.
all i can say atp is that idk how i'd do this without my friends, it's only thanks to them that i'm not on the damn streets literally. no idea what i've ever done to deserve such angels in my life but i'm so grateful for them.
January 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
all i can say atp is that idk how i'd do this without my friends, it's only thanks to them that i'm not on the damn streets literally. no idea what i've ever done to deserve such angels in my life but i'm so grateful for them.
so.. my abusive dad threw me out on new year's day bc i told him that i didn't want to discuss my mental health problems with him and some random man who he'd found while he was out partying and was claiming to be a forensic psychiatrist. chat i wish i was joking.
January 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
so.. my abusive dad threw me out on new year's day bc i told him that i didn't want to discuss my mental health problems with him and some random man who he'd found while he was out partying and was claiming to be a forensic psychiatrist. chat i wish i was joking.
he just called me up this afternoon randomly too 😂 then picked me up and we drove 180km to the arena to see the game lol
hadn’t heard from him in like almost a year now anyway but damn i love the fact that almost all of my exes are literal golden retrievers
also, really needed this rn
hadn’t heard from him in like almost a year now anyway but damn i love the fact that almost all of my exes are literal golden retrievers
also, really needed this rn
guess who went to a hockey match today extempore, with an old ex bf from years back
was fun, the game was mellow but alright (the leading team vs. the last team, not many possible outcomes), his friends were fun, helped him pick a gift for his mum and got to drove his very nice car back home after
was fun, the game was mellow but alright (the leading team vs. the last team, not many possible outcomes), his friends were fun, helped him pick a gift for his mum and got to drove his very nice car back home after
December 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
he just called me up this afternoon randomly too 😂 then picked me up and we drove 180km to the arena to see the game lol
hadn’t heard from him in like almost a year now anyway but damn i love the fact that almost all of my exes are literal golden retrievers
also, really needed this rn
hadn’t heard from him in like almost a year now anyway but damn i love the fact that almost all of my exes are literal golden retrievers
also, really needed this rn
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Getting closer to 200 of u (WOWWW) so here’s a raffle <333
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Getting closer to 200 of u (WOWWW) so here’s a raffle <333
guess who went to a hockey match today extempore, with an old ex bf from years back
was fun, the game was mellow but alright (the leading team vs. the last team, not many possible outcomes), his friends were fun, helped him pick a gift for his mum and got to drove his very nice car back home after
was fun, the game was mellow but alright (the leading team vs. the last team, not many possible outcomes), his friends were fun, helped him pick a gift for his mum and got to drove his very nice car back home after
December 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
guess who went to a hockey match today extempore, with an old ex bf from years back
was fun, the game was mellow but alright (the leading team vs. the last team, not many possible outcomes), his friends were fun, helped him pick a gift for his mum and got to drove his very nice car back home after
was fun, the game was mellow but alright (the leading team vs. the last team, not many possible outcomes), his friends were fun, helped him pick a gift for his mum and got to drove his very nice car back home after
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but hey, at least it wasn't alcohol. that's pretty much the only thing i don't want to risk again.
also broke my over year and a half long sober streak bc fuck if i didn't need something to soothe this over
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
but hey, at least it wasn't alcohol. that's pretty much the only thing i don't want to risk again.
also broke my over year and a half long sober streak bc fuck if i didn't need something to soothe this over
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
also broke my over year and a half long sober streak bc fuck if i didn't need something to soothe this over
woke up to a call from the social worker and the popo that they'd located my mom this morning. then drove 500 km to go pick up the clown and drive her back home. which is fucking ridiculous. i'm just so fucking done with her bullshit and so fucking done with every fucking incompetent idiot working
December 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
woke up to a call from the social worker and the popo that they'd located my mom this morning. then drove 500 km to go pick up the clown and drive her back home. which is fucking ridiculous. i'm just so fucking done with her bullshit and so fucking done with every fucking incompetent idiot working
both the social worker and the cop told me that i've done everything right & apologized that the healthcare system keeps dropping the ball. atp it's the healthcare that's the problem, so long as we don't have a doctor's word on it, no one can bypass her individual rights to deny help and disappear.
teamed up with a social worker who managed to convince the popo to file her as a missing person. spent an hour talking with an officer this evening, he seemed decent enough to take me seriously and promised to get the ball rolling and call me tomorrow or if/when he has anything to tell me.
and now my clown of a mother has gone missing. i literally called the emergency number last night, begging them to go get her and take her in bc i knew this was going to happen. and now nobody can do anything, i can't file a missing person bc it's not been long enough & she answered my call,
December 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
both the social worker and the cop told me that i've done everything right & apologized that the healthcare system keeps dropping the ball. atp it's the healthcare that's the problem, so long as we don't have a doctor's word on it, no one can bypass her individual rights to deny help and disappear.
teamed up with a social worker who managed to convince the popo to file her as a missing person. spent an hour talking with an officer this evening, he seemed decent enough to take me seriously and promised to get the ball rolling and call me tomorrow or if/when he has anything to tell me.
and now my clown of a mother has gone missing. i literally called the emergency number last night, begging them to go get her and take her in bc i knew this was going to happen. and now nobody can do anything, i can't file a missing person bc it's not been long enough & she answered my call,
December 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
teamed up with a social worker who managed to convince the popo to file her as a missing person. spent an hour talking with an officer this evening, he seemed decent enough to take me seriously and promised to get the ball rolling and call me tomorrow or if/when he has anything to tell me.
and now my clown of a mother has gone missing. i literally called the emergency number last night, begging them to go get her and take her in bc i knew this was going to happen. and now nobody can do anything, i can't file a missing person bc it's not been long enough & she answered my call,
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
and now my clown of a mother has gone missing. i literally called the emergency number last night, begging them to go get her and take her in bc i knew this was going to happen. and now nobody can do anything, i can't file a missing person bc it's not been long enough & she answered my call,
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Finally drawing again and to no one’s surprise. It’s my old man <3 #leonkennedy
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Finally drawing again and to no one’s surprise. It’s my old man <3 #leonkennedy
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Good morning! Some good old Ghoap yuri
December 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Good morning! Some good old Ghoap yuri
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December 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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#ghostsoap
classic venom au from a tumblr ask
classic venom au from a tumblr ask
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
#ghostsoap
classic venom au from a tumblr ask
classic venom au from a tumblr ask
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💀 "Keep an eye on the target and don't get spotted, Johnny. Blend in."
🧼 "Copy that L.t."
#CodAdventCalendar
Day 17: Undercover
#johnsoapmactavish #soapcod
🧼 "Copy that L.t."
#CodAdventCalendar
Day 17: Undercover
#johnsoapmactavish #soapcod
December 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
💀 "Keep an eye on the target and don't get spotted, Johnny. Blend in."
🧼 "Copy that L.t."
#CodAdventCalendar
Day 17: Undercover
#johnsoapmactavish #soapcod
🧼 "Copy that L.t."
#CodAdventCalendar
Day 17: Undercover
#johnsoapmactavish #soapcod
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December 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i can already see the uptick on my leon fic stats 😆 love it though
December 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i can already see the uptick on my leon fic stats 😆 love it though
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Just had to draw them with this meme lol
(pls don’t take the ‘grandpa’ thing seriously, he’s a fine 51-year-old man)
#ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #GraceAshcroft
(pls don’t take the ‘grandpa’ thing seriously, he’s a fine 51-year-old man)
#ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #GraceAshcroft
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Just had to draw them with this meme lol
(pls don’t take the ‘grandpa’ thing seriously, he’s a fine 51-year-old man)
#ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #GraceAshcroft
(pls don’t take the ‘grandpa’ thing seriously, he’s a fine 51-year-old man)
#ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #GraceAshcroft