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I'm sorry for the update drought lately, I have some other obligations all week and might barely have time to make a veto episode, let alone an eviction on Thursday.
I'll do what I can!
I'll do what I can!
November 20, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I'm sorry for the update drought lately, I have some other obligations all week and might barely have time to make a veto episode, let alone an eviction on Thursday.
I'll do what I can!
I'll do what I can!
#bb26.5 Feeds are back
Roxanne used the Power of Veto on Bryson!
Shay was the replacement nominee.
The final nominees are Carrie Ann, Lucas, and Shay
Roxanne used the Power of Veto on Bryson!
Shay was the replacement nominee.
The final nominees are Carrie Ann, Lucas, and Shay
November 18, 2024 at 8:10 PM
#bb26.5 Feeds are back
Roxanne used the Power of Veto on Bryson!
Shay was the replacement nominee.
The final nominees are Carrie Ann, Lucas, and Shay
Roxanne used the Power of Veto on Bryson!
Shay was the replacement nominee.
The final nominees are Carrie Ann, Lucas, and Shay
#bb26.5 Feeds are down for Veto ceremony
Sorry for the lack of updates this weekend, I've been rather busy, but Roxanne is Veto Holder and most likely to use the veto on Bryson, outside possibility she uses it on Carrie Ann.
Oliver is putting Hilarie, Shay or Jena up as replacement.
Sorry for the lack of updates this weekend, I've been rather busy, but Roxanne is Veto Holder and most likely to use the veto on Bryson, outside possibility she uses it on Carrie Ann.
Oliver is putting Hilarie, Shay or Jena up as replacement.
November 18, 2024 at 7:20 PM
#bb26.5 Feeds are down for Veto ceremony
Sorry for the lack of updates this weekend, I've been rather busy, but Roxanne is Veto Holder and most likely to use the veto on Bryson, outside possibility she uses it on Carrie Ann.
Oliver is putting Hilarie, Shay or Jena up as replacement.
Sorry for the lack of updates this weekend, I've been rather busy, but Roxanne is Veto Holder and most likely to use the veto on Bryson, outside possibility she uses it on Carrie Ann.
Oliver is putting Hilarie, Shay or Jena up as replacement.
#BB26.5 Oliver and Stephen 1-on-1
Stephen- The truth is, I don't trust Jena either. She's proven all week that she's a self interested player.
Oliver- Right, you see my problem
Stephen- But I think it's too early to address it. If we cannibalize our six right away, the whole alliance will collapse
Stephen- The truth is, I don't trust Jena either. She's proven all week that she's a self interested player.
Oliver- Right, you see my problem
Stephen- But I think it's too early to address it. If we cannibalize our six right away, the whole alliance will collapse
November 18, 2024 at 5:45 PM
#BB26.5 Oliver and Stephen 1-on-1
Stephen- The truth is, I don't trust Jena either. She's proven all week that she's a self interested player.
Oliver- Right, you see my problem
Stephen- But I think it's too early to address it. If we cannibalize our six right away, the whole alliance will collapse
Stephen- The truth is, I don't trust Jena either. She's proven all week that she's a self interested player.
Oliver- Right, you see my problem
Stephen- But I think it's too early to address it. If we cannibalize our six right away, the whole alliance will collapse
#bb26.5 Episode 4 Recap Thread
Day 1: The 18 HouseGuests mingle with one another for the first time.
Kameron DR- "They were not kidding when they said this was a big cast."
Bryson DR- "The first person I took note of when the other 12 players entered? Roxanne. My stomach is full of butterflies."
Day 1: The 18 HouseGuests mingle with one another for the first time.
Kameron DR- "They were not kidding when they said this was a big cast."
Bryson DR- "The first person I took note of when the other 12 players entered? Roxanne. My stomach is full of butterflies."
November 18, 2024 at 2:09 AM
#bb26.5 Episode 4 Recap Thread
Day 1: The 18 HouseGuests mingle with one another for the first time.
Kameron DR- "They were not kidding when they said this was a big cast."
Bryson DR- "The first person I took note of when the other 12 players entered? Roxanne. My stomach is full of butterflies."
Day 1: The 18 HouseGuests mingle with one another for the first time.
Kameron DR- "They were not kidding when they said this was a big cast."
Bryson DR- "The first person I took note of when the other 12 players entered? Roxanne. My stomach is full of butterflies."
#bb26.5 Rachel and Jena in the backyard
Jena- I think he's going to put up Hilarie
Rachel- and if Lucas wins the arena, that means a girl is going home
Jena- His only options are Stephen, Mikey, Benji and Shay
Rachel- so it really is just Hilarie or Shay?
Jena- Unless I can convince him on Mikey
Jena- I think he's going to put up Hilarie
Rachel- and if Lucas wins the arena, that means a girl is going home
Jena- His only options are Stephen, Mikey, Benji and Shay
Rachel- so it really is just Hilarie or Shay?
Jena- Unless I can convince him on Mikey
November 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
#bb26.5 Rachel and Jena in the backyard
Jena- I think he's going to put up Hilarie
Rachel- and if Lucas wins the arena, that means a girl is going home
Jena- His only options are Stephen, Mikey, Benji and Shay
Rachel- so it really is just Hilarie or Shay?
Jena- Unless I can convince him on Mikey
Jena- I think he's going to put up Hilarie
Rachel- and if Lucas wins the arena, that means a girl is going home
Jena- His only options are Stephen, Mikey, Benji and Shay
Rachel- so it really is just Hilarie or Shay?
Jena- Unless I can convince him on Mikey
#bb26.5 Kameron and Stephen in the backyard playing pool
Steph- how's your apology tour been going?
Kam- I dunno man think I'm outta here next week
Steph- bry thought he was this week. You never know
Kam- you putting me up if you win HOH?
Steph- I dunno. But it doesn't benefit me if you leave.
Steph- how's your apology tour been going?
Kam- I dunno man think I'm outta here next week
Steph- bry thought he was this week. You never know
Kam- you putting me up if you win HOH?
Steph- I dunno. But it doesn't benefit me if you leave.
November 17, 2024 at 4:16 AM
#bb26.5 Kameron and Stephen in the backyard playing pool
Steph- how's your apology tour been going?
Kam- I dunno man think I'm outta here next week
Steph- bry thought he was this week. You never know
Kam- you putting me up if you win HOH?
Steph- I dunno. But it doesn't benefit me if you leave.
Steph- how's your apology tour been going?
Kam- I dunno man think I'm outta here next week
Steph- bry thought he was this week. You never know
Kam- you putting me up if you win HOH?
Steph- I dunno. But it doesn't benefit me if you leave.
#bb26.5 Oliver and Roxanne 1on1 upstairs
Oli- you could do me a solid and not use it
Roxy- I'm using it. It would be so shady if I didn't
Oli- okay but couldn't you have not won it
Roxy- why? Luc or Bry would have won it and you'd be in the same position. Only difference is I'd be a renom option
Oli- you could do me a solid and not use it
Roxy- I'm using it. It would be so shady if I didn't
Oli- okay but couldn't you have not won it
Roxy- why? Luc or Bry would have won it and you'd be in the same position. Only difference is I'd be a renom option
November 17, 2024 at 3:00 AM
#bb26.5 Oliver and Roxanne 1on1 upstairs
Oli- you could do me a solid and not use it
Roxy- I'm using it. It would be so shady if I didn't
Oli- okay but couldn't you have not won it
Roxy- why? Luc or Bry would have won it and you'd be in the same position. Only difference is I'd be a renom option
Oli- you could do me a solid and not use it
Roxy- I'm using it. It would be so shady if I didn't
Oli- okay but couldn't you have not won it
Roxy- why? Luc or Bry would have won it and you'd be in the same position. Only difference is I'd be a renom option
#bb26.5 Mari- don't forget she almost won the starter pack too
CA- do you think she threw that?
Mari- I don't know but with her resume so far I wouldn't doubt it
Maxie joins them.
Max- can I help with anything
Mari- yeah go bring Roxy over and let's lock in a final 4
Max- I'm so game for that
CA- do you think she threw that?
Mari- I don't know but with her resume so far I wouldn't doubt it
Maxie joins them.
Max- can I help with anything
Mari- yeah go bring Roxy over and let's lock in a final 4
Max- I'm so game for that
November 17, 2024 at 2:21 AM
#bb26.5 Mari- don't forget she almost won the starter pack too
CA- do you think she threw that?
Mari- I don't know but with her resume so far I wouldn't doubt it
Maxie joins them.
Max- can I help with anything
Mari- yeah go bring Roxy over and let's lock in a final 4
Max- I'm so game for that
CA- do you think she threw that?
Mari- I don't know but with her resume so far I wouldn't doubt it
Maxie joins them.
Max- can I help with anything
Mari- yeah go bring Roxy over and let's lock in a final 4
Max- I'm so game for that
#bb26.5 Mari- you and me both saw her win our HoH heat. I know for a fact she threw the final, coming in last like that
CA- she's the sharpest girl in here, by a mile
Mari- what do we do with that though? We'd make a hell of a 3
CA- I wouldn't want her anywhere near final 3 though
Mari- me neither
CA- she's the sharpest girl in here, by a mile
Mari- what do we do with that though? We'd make a hell of a 3
CA- I wouldn't want her anywhere near final 3 though
Mari- me neither
November 17, 2024 at 2:14 AM
#bb26.5 Mari- you and me both saw her win our HoH heat. I know for a fact she threw the final, coming in last like that
CA- she's the sharpest girl in here, by a mile
Mari- what do we do with that though? We'd make a hell of a 3
CA- I wouldn't want her anywhere near final 3 though
Mari- me neither
CA- she's the sharpest girl in here, by a mile
Mari- what do we do with that though? We'd make a hell of a 3
CA- I wouldn't want her anywhere near final 3 though
Mari- me neither
#bb26.5 Maritza and Carrie Ann in the kitchen together prepping dinner, whispering
Mari- what did I tell you
CA- you were spot on. That veto was all mental
Mari- do you think she'd consider using it on you?
CA- over Bry? Hell no
Mari- we can make her decision harder. She's already shown her cards
Mari- what did I tell you
CA- you were spot on. That veto was all mental
Mari- do you think she'd consider using it on you?
CA- over Bry? Hell no
Mari- we can make her decision harder. She's already shown her cards
November 17, 2024 at 2:10 AM
#bb26.5 Maritza and Carrie Ann in the kitchen together prepping dinner, whispering
Mari- what did I tell you
CA- you were spot on. That veto was all mental
Mari- do you think she'd consider using it on you?
CA- over Bry? Hell no
Mari- we can make her decision harder. She's already shown her cards
Mari- what did I tell you
CA- you were spot on. That veto was all mental
Mari- do you think she'd consider using it on you?
CA- over Bry? Hell no
Mari- we can make her decision harder. She's already shown her cards
#bb26.5 Feeds are back, Roxanne and Bryson are in the storage room in good spirits.
Bry- you don't have to do me this solid
Roxy- I already told Oli this would happen. He's had ample preparation
Bry- I would have been okay going
Roxy- I don't buy that for a second. You fought like hell out there
Bry- you don't have to do me this solid
Roxy- I already told Oli this would happen. He's had ample preparation
Bry- I would have been okay going
Roxy- I don't buy that for a second. You fought like hell out there
November 17, 2024 at 2:04 AM
#bb26.5 Feeds are back, Roxanne and Bryson are in the storage room in good spirits.
Bry- you don't have to do me this solid
Roxy- I already told Oli this would happen. He's had ample preparation
Bry- I would have been okay going
Roxy- I don't buy that for a second. You fought like hell out there
Bry- you don't have to do me this solid
Roxy- I already told Oli this would happen. He's had ample preparation
Bry- I would have been okay going
Roxy- I don't buy that for a second. You fought like hell out there
#bb26.5
Leia- Hilarie or Shay
Oliver- Damn it all
Leia- Or Roxy
Oliver- I'm getting a lot of pressure to put up Jena too
Leia- but she's off limits right?
Oliver- it doesn't help my game to send her home
Leia- do you want your replacement nomination to go home?
Oliver- probably. They'll be pissed
Leia- Hilarie or Shay
Oliver- Damn it all
Leia- Or Roxy
Oliver- I'm getting a lot of pressure to put up Jena too
Leia- but she's off limits right?
Oliver- it doesn't help my game to send her home
Leia- do you want your replacement nomination to go home?
Oliver- probably. They'll be pissed
November 16, 2024 at 9:19 PM
#bb26.5
Leia- Hilarie or Shay
Oliver- Damn it all
Leia- Or Roxy
Oliver- I'm getting a lot of pressure to put up Jena too
Leia- but she's off limits right?
Oliver- it doesn't help my game to send her home
Leia- do you want your replacement nomination to go home?
Oliver- probably. They'll be pissed
Leia- Hilarie or Shay
Oliver- Damn it all
Leia- Or Roxy
Oliver- I'm getting a lot of pressure to put up Jena too
Leia- but she's off limits right?
Oliver- it doesn't help my game to send her home
Leia- do you want your replacement nomination to go home?
Oliver- probably. They'll be pissed
#bb26.5 Oliver and Leia 1-on-1
Leia- If someone comes down, what are your options?
Oliver- Roxy unless she wins PoV.
Mollie, Benji, Jena, and Stephen are in the alliance.
Mikey, Maritza I have deals with
Leia- And obvious not Kam, me, Rach, Isaac, or Maxie
Oliver- that only leaves two options
Leia- If someone comes down, what are your options?
Oliver- Roxy unless she wins PoV.
Mollie, Benji, Jena, and Stephen are in the alliance.
Mikey, Maritza I have deals with
Leia- And obvious not Kam, me, Rach, Isaac, or Maxie
Oliver- that only leaves two options
November 16, 2024 at 9:17 PM
#bb26.5 Oliver and Leia 1-on-1
Leia- If someone comes down, what are your options?
Oliver- Roxy unless she wins PoV.
Mollie, Benji, Jena, and Stephen are in the alliance.
Mikey, Maritza I have deals with
Leia- And obvious not Kam, me, Rach, Isaac, or Maxie
Oliver- that only leaves two options
Leia- If someone comes down, what are your options?
Oliver- Roxy unless she wins PoV.
Mollie, Benji, Jena, and Stephen are in the alliance.
Mikey, Maritza I have deals with
Leia- And obvious not Kam, me, Rach, Isaac, or Maxie
Oliver- that only leaves two options
Don't forget to bleet, skeet, post, toast, or whatever the kids are doing about your favorite houseguest that does not exist with your favorite hashtag that does exist.
If nobody engages, then I'm just screaming into the void and the engagement twist will flop.
Who wants BB twists to flop?
If nobody engages, then I'm just screaming into the void and the engagement twist will flop.
Who wants BB twists to flop?
November 16, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Don't forget to bleet, skeet, post, toast, or whatever the kids are doing about your favorite houseguest that does not exist with your favorite hashtag that does exist.
If nobody engages, then I'm just screaming into the void and the engagement twist will flop.
Who wants BB twists to flop?
If nobody engages, then I'm just screaming into the void and the engagement twist will flop.
Who wants BB twists to flop?
#bb26.5 Feeds are down for Veto comp.
Before feeds went down, Isaac suggested he would use the veto on Lucas, while Roxanne assured Bryson he was safe if she won.
Meaning unless Oliver wins veto, he will likely need to name a replacement nominee.
Before feeds went down, Isaac suggested he would use the veto on Lucas, while Roxanne assured Bryson he was safe if she won.
Meaning unless Oliver wins veto, he will likely need to name a replacement nominee.
November 16, 2024 at 9:03 PM
#bb26.5 Feeds are down for Veto comp.
Before feeds went down, Isaac suggested he would use the veto on Lucas, while Roxanne assured Bryson he was safe if she won.
Meaning unless Oliver wins veto, he will likely need to name a replacement nominee.
Before feeds went down, Isaac suggested he would use the veto on Lucas, while Roxanne assured Bryson he was safe if she won.
Meaning unless Oliver wins veto, he will likely need to name a replacement nominee.
#bb26.5 Roxanne and Lucas in the Have-Not room
Roxy- Just keep doing what you're doing and you'll be fine
Lucas- Unless Bry gets off the block
Roxy- I don't even think Bry wants to be here anymore
Lucas- Damn that's cold, aren't you his girl?
Roxy- I care about him, I do, but he's clearly not in it
Roxy- Just keep doing what you're doing and you'll be fine
Lucas- Unless Bry gets off the block
Roxy- I don't even think Bry wants to be here anymore
Lucas- Damn that's cold, aren't you his girl?
Roxy- I care about him, I do, but he's clearly not in it
November 15, 2024 at 10:43 PM
#bb26.5 Roxanne and Lucas in the Have-Not room
Roxy- Just keep doing what you're doing and you'll be fine
Lucas- Unless Bry gets off the block
Roxy- I don't even think Bry wants to be here anymore
Lucas- Damn that's cold, aren't you his girl?
Roxy- I care about him, I do, but he's clearly not in it
Roxy- Just keep doing what you're doing and you'll be fine
Lucas- Unless Bry gets off the block
Roxy- I don't even think Bry wants to be here anymore
Lucas- Damn that's cold, aren't you his girl?
Roxy- I care about him, I do, but he's clearly not in it
#bb26.5 Leia and Maritza in the backyard bonding over anime
Maritza- I grew up on Dragon Ball and Sailor Moon
Leia- oh god me too, do you still watch anime?
Maritza- oh yeah, I watched Naruto, Inuyasha, I was caught up with One Piece
Leia- will you be my mom
Maritza- you don't even have to ask
Maritza- I grew up on Dragon Ball and Sailor Moon
Leia- oh god me too, do you still watch anime?
Maritza- oh yeah, I watched Naruto, Inuyasha, I was caught up with One Piece
Leia- will you be my mom
Maritza- you don't even have to ask
November 15, 2024 at 10:41 PM
#bb26.5 Leia and Maritza in the backyard bonding over anime
Maritza- I grew up on Dragon Ball and Sailor Moon
Leia- oh god me too, do you still watch anime?
Maritza- oh yeah, I watched Naruto, Inuyasha, I was caught up with One Piece
Leia- will you be my mom
Maritza- you don't even have to ask
Maritza- I grew up on Dragon Ball and Sailor Moon
Leia- oh god me too, do you still watch anime?
Maritza- oh yeah, I watched Naruto, Inuyasha, I was caught up with One Piece
Leia- will you be my mom
Maritza- you don't even have to ask
#bb26.5 Kameron and Shay in the Have-Not room
Kam- Mikey sat me down for three hours last night and gave me the business
Shay- that's how you know he cares. He's looking out for you. Doesn't want you to do something you'll regret
Kam- I needed the tough love
Shay- sometimes we all do. I got you.
Kam- Mikey sat me down for three hours last night and gave me the business
Shay- that's how you know he cares. He's looking out for you. Doesn't want you to do something you'll regret
Kam- I needed the tough love
Shay- sometimes we all do. I got you.
November 15, 2024 at 10:04 PM
#bb26.5 Kameron and Shay in the Have-Not room
Kam- Mikey sat me down for three hours last night and gave me the business
Shay- that's how you know he cares. He's looking out for you. Doesn't want you to do something you'll regret
Kam- I needed the tough love
Shay- sometimes we all do. I got you.
Kam- Mikey sat me down for three hours last night and gave me the business
Shay- that's how you know he cares. He's looking out for you. Doesn't want you to do something you'll regret
Kam- I needed the tough love
Shay- sometimes we all do. I got you.
#bb26.5 Lucas and Oliver 1-on-1 in the HoH room
Oliver- I feel like I misjudged the situation, and that is my bad, but I'd heard your name right alongside Kameron's
Lucas- I understand, but Kameron doesn't speak for me. I'm not here to play his game
Oliver- I got you. I'm really sorry.
Oliver- I feel like I misjudged the situation, and that is my bad, but I'd heard your name right alongside Kameron's
Lucas- I understand, but Kameron doesn't speak for me. I'm not here to play his game
Oliver- I got you. I'm really sorry.
November 15, 2024 at 6:27 PM
#bb26.5 Lucas and Oliver 1-on-1 in the HoH room
Oliver- I feel like I misjudged the situation, and that is my bad, but I'd heard your name right alongside Kameron's
Lucas- I understand, but Kameron doesn't speak for me. I'm not here to play his game
Oliver- I got you. I'm really sorry.
Oliver- I feel like I misjudged the situation, and that is my bad, but I'd heard your name right alongside Kameron's
Lucas- I understand, but Kameron doesn't speak for me. I'm not here to play his game
Oliver- I got you. I'm really sorry.
#bb26.5 Shay and Maritza are chatting in the kitchen
Shay- I'm just happy I wasn't put on the block
Maritza- Me too. Why do you think he changed his mind?
Shay- About?
Maritza- You. Word was you were going up instead of CA
Shay- Huh, I wasn't aware of that
Maritza- Oh, well I didn't tell you that
Shay- I'm just happy I wasn't put on the block
Maritza- Me too. Why do you think he changed his mind?
Shay- About?
Maritza- You. Word was you were going up instead of CA
Shay- Huh, I wasn't aware of that
Maritza- Oh, well I didn't tell you that
November 15, 2024 at 5:51 PM
#bb26.5 Shay and Maritza are chatting in the kitchen
Shay- I'm just happy I wasn't put on the block
Maritza- Me too. Why do you think he changed his mind?
Shay- About?
Maritza- You. Word was you were going up instead of CA
Shay- Huh, I wasn't aware of that
Maritza- Oh, well I didn't tell you that
Shay- I'm just happy I wasn't put on the block
Maritza- Me too. Why do you think he changed his mind?
Shay- About?
Maritza- You. Word was you were going up instead of CA
Shay- Huh, I wasn't aware of that
Maritza- Oh, well I didn't tell you that
#bb26.5 CA- That's one I don't have a good read on. Day 2 everybody was saying "Mikey, Bry, and Roxy" I see how Mikey got off the block, but Roxy? I've never seen her and Oli talk.
Maritza- She's good
CA- Damn, we'll have to watch our backs around her
Maritza- I've had one eye on her since move-in
Maritza- She's good
CA- Damn, we'll have to watch our backs around her
Maritza- I've had one eye on her since move-in
November 15, 2024 at 4:57 PM
#bb26.5 CA- That's one I don't have a good read on. Day 2 everybody was saying "Mikey, Bry, and Roxy" I see how Mikey got off the block, but Roxy? I've never seen her and Oli talk.
Maritza- She's good
CA- Damn, we'll have to watch our backs around her
Maritza- I've had one eye on her since move-in
Maritza- She's good
CA- Damn, we'll have to watch our backs around her
Maritza- I've had one eye on her since move-in
#bb26.5 Maritza- I don't buy that she's a farmgirl
CA- No?
Maritza- I see the way she stands back and observes the room. She sizes everybody up so meticulously
CA- Yeah, it's like she knew exactly what to say to make me feel better
Maritza- But do we want her on our team or do we want her out?
CA- No?
Maritza- I see the way she stands back and observes the room. She sizes everybody up so meticulously
CA- Yeah, it's like she knew exactly what to say to make me feel better
Maritza- But do we want her on our team or do we want her out?
November 15, 2024 at 4:55 PM
#bb26.5 Maritza- I don't buy that she's a farmgirl
CA- No?
Maritza- I see the way she stands back and observes the room. She sizes everybody up so meticulously
CA- Yeah, it's like she knew exactly what to say to make me feel better
Maritza- But do we want her on our team or do we want her out?
CA- No?
Maritza- I see the way she stands back and observes the room. She sizes everybody up so meticulously
CA- Yeah, it's like she knew exactly what to say to make me feel better
Maritza- But do we want her on our team or do we want her out?