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Bowser
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Drew this during the election and then deleted twitter. Idk if hashtags r useful for bsky but #homestuck #art
Had a dream last night right wingers started banning prayer in sports as "god either made you excellent or he didnt, there will be zero tolerance in asking the lord for handouts, thats what the woke left is for." I was sitting at a basketball game watching someones prayer hands get slapped.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I get told I look "very irish" pretty often (i wear monochrome green) is it correct to say thank you cus thats my reaction to any compliment but its more of an observation theyre making so idk. What else should I be saying. Idek if im Irish.
November 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Im on a liquid diet but only because I like soup and coffee soooo much.
October 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Conservative man called francis keeps getting his accounts taken down cus the ai flags the Slur "Cis" in his name, relegated to go by Fran, no longer Cis.
October 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
SANDWICH ARTIST! FILL THIS SHIT WITH BREAD.
October 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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night
October 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Leibniz unicorn tattoo nobody steal this
October 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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a swastika? in a republicans office? of the republican party who all explicitely endorse fascism? no way this could have been predicted
EXCLUSIVE: Capitol Police are investigating a swastika found in GOP Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

“The content of that image does not reflect the values or standards of this office, my staff, or myself, and I condemn it in the strongest terms," Taylor said in a statement.
Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office
An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
www.politico.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Rock shop run by one brother called Cains Crystals
October 15, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Do NOT buy secret gifts for people while they are with you in the store! I will never forget how mortifying it was when this guy was trying to secretly buy his gf a ring and it was busy so I got called away from the jewelry and passed him to my coworker and when he got to the reg
October 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Its crazy the amount of boycotts people love to say theyre a part of but will still loudly praise chic fil a like fuck target fuck oreo but god forbid I go without my dogshit chicken nuggies. Its the wildest one cus I've had their food its BAD are they putting crack in it like im confused.
October 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I like these videos where people feed these dessert cat things dirt yessss feed them more feed them more dirt they like it :D
September 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
🔍short haircuts for people with little round heads and weird long necks
September 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents
September 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My partner and I have been gobbling jeopardy and I've been getting so many; on account of how many books I've been reading, im sure!
September 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
"Guess who didn't kill anybody but just lost maybe a couple of thumbs?" "This guy!!!" Best joke set up in succession fr fr
September 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
2025 really have seen so much moldy fruit and veg this year its crazy
September 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Do you still get the nutrients from blueberries if there's a little mold on em?
September 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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HOMESTUCK 64. NOW AVAILABLE. DOWNLOAD IN DESCRIPTION. youtu.be/N0w4D5mx7iU
September 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I need to hang out with a horse soon. Like feed it a apple at LEAST.
September 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I sell rocks so the most mortifying thing about that is customers watching me bubble wrap and tape/secure their fist sized amethyst or whatever. Like im trying to make sure you get it home safe but my supplies are a bunch of paper towels and tape that keeps un sticking & im not good under pressure.
September 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Special interest tree for the past 2 years for some reason:

Bridgerton (romance)
The Great (elle fanning/era dress)
The favourite (emily stone/period)

Radium girls (illness/workers rights)
Everything is tuberculosis (illness)
Guilded age (romance/period)
Rise of the rocket girls (period/feminism)
August 31, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I hate old bitches for one, and two, youre a landlord. Curse of Ra.
August 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Parenting tip: only use an English accent when punishing your child so they grow up fearing brits.
August 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM