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Allie
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Occasional Streamer | VA | St Jude Ambassador | She/Her | 🏳️‍🌈

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Started playing Dispatch. This is how it's going
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Can’t wait to hear propaganda Barbie say that Nancy Reagan was only the throat goat because of DEI, and Tr*mp is now claiming the title.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I feel seen by my friends, lol
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I know I don't post here much, but this is important.

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November 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Everything is horrible and I feel like I’m drowning… BUT I got six friend requests after my last match of Overwatch playing Ana, so I got that going for me.
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October 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Seeing my senator call for "coming together" and spewing centrist bullshit, while being silent about the lynchings and school shootings should bother me. But at this point, I would be crazy to expect an establishment dem to do anything else.
September 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Man, I missed OW Classic. The enemy Widow was less than thrilled with me, lol.
September 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Getting dressed after a shower and my husband stops me. “New goats at work?”

“How’d you know?”

He motions to my legs, which I had barely noticed were covered in bruises from mid thigh down to my calves. “How does this not faze you?”

“I have HEDS and work with animals. I’m gonna bruise”
September 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Waiting for the right wingers who called for war against the left over this to apologize like
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September 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
You're all funnier than I am, so I'll leave with this concerning what happened today.

You will not make me feel bad for joking about this, when Kirk said, with his whole chest, that gun deaths are an acceptable price we need to pay to keep the 2nd amendment as is.
September 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"continue his work", you know, the white nationalist red pilling of young men online.

Of all the non partisan platitudes you could have regurgitated right now, you throw this out about a man who helped make sure project 2025 came to be.
The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work: engage with each other, across ideology, through spirited discourse. In a democracy, ideas are tested through words and good-faith debate — never through violence.
September 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Reposted by Allie
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I hope his family takes comfort in knowing he died doing what he loved.

Being a racist piece of shit that couldn’t answer a direct question.
September 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"You shouldn't make fun of your dog and call him stupid."

I just watched him spend a solid minute looking on the ground for a treat he was actively CHEWING.

I will die for this dog. He's also a 170 lb idiot. Both can be true.
September 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
When the guy who's been spouting off sexist and racist comments all match in game chat's mom can be heard in the background telling him to clean his room.
September 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Every time RFKJr stammers, I miss my old Keurig.
September 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Opening this app to nothing but "he's dead" and a bunch of pregnant Wattos. Okay...
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August 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
What in the wattpad nonsense...
August 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Playing mystery heroes, so I decided to pop my ult before I lost it. Thought maybe I'll get one, or the turret... lol.
August 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Work had me around a church kids camp today.

Youth pastor decided to sing popular songs to the kids (all around 7-12 years old).

This man, with a collar, in front of a church, and surrounded by children, starts belting out "Pink Pony Club" because there was a pony.

My coworkers and I:
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August 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
First pickling day of the season at our house
July 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
First monster of the season
July 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Having a therapist who games is great, until you tell them you play Ovewatch to unwind and their physical response is basically this:
July 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The same people who got all hot and bothered at the thought of killing their liberal neighbors during a civil war are now clutching pearls because people aren't sad about Hogan passing.

Y'all move goalposts like it's an Olympic sport.
July 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
We got our first cucumber today. Earliest I’ve ever had one ready to pick with our planting schedule.
July 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM