Baulto
@baulto.bsky.social
I’m a real piece of shit and I do real piece of shit things.
He/him
He/him
There’s never been a cyber truck with more than one person in it, right?
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
There’s never been a cyber truck with more than one person in it, right?
Still thinking about the ending of It Was Just An Accident.
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Still thinking about the ending of It Was Just An Accident.
Since I saw Bugonia, I’ve listened to Good Luck, Babe! like six times a day
November 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Since I saw Bugonia, I’ve listened to Good Luck, Babe! like six times a day
Oscar Predictions, just over four months out:
Picture: One Battle After Another
Director: Paul Thomas Anderson
Actor: Timothee Chalamet
Actress: Jesse Buckley
S.Actor: Stellan Skarsgard
S.Actress: Teyana Taylor
O.Screenplay: Sinners
A.Screenplay: OBAA
Animated: KPOP Demon Hunters
Picture: One Battle After Another
Director: Paul Thomas Anderson
Actor: Timothee Chalamet
Actress: Jesse Buckley
S.Actor: Stellan Skarsgard
S.Actress: Teyana Taylor
O.Screenplay: Sinners
A.Screenplay: OBAA
Animated: KPOP Demon Hunters
November 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Oscar Predictions, just over four months out:
Picture: One Battle After Another
Director: Paul Thomas Anderson
Actor: Timothee Chalamet
Actress: Jesse Buckley
S.Actor: Stellan Skarsgard
S.Actress: Teyana Taylor
O.Screenplay: Sinners
A.Screenplay: OBAA
Animated: KPOP Demon Hunters
Picture: One Battle After Another
Director: Paul Thomas Anderson
Actor: Timothee Chalamet
Actress: Jesse Buckley
S.Actor: Stellan Skarsgard
S.Actress: Teyana Taylor
O.Screenplay: Sinners
A.Screenplay: OBAA
Animated: KPOP Demon Hunters
I’m not ready for October to be over. ☹️
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I’m not ready for October to be over. ☹️
@whmpodcast.bsky.social I’m licking my chops 😍
October 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@whmpodcast.bsky.social I’m licking my chops 😍
Whenever the Peacemaker S2 theme song plays
October 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Whenever the Peacemaker S2 theme song plays
Hey, @teamcherry.bsky.social. It’s my birthday. Please release a patch to make Bilewater less difficult.
October 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hey, @teamcherry.bsky.social. It’s my birthday. Please release a patch to make Bilewater less difficult.
2025 Oscar Contenders As Porn Titles:
One Bussy After Another
One Bussy After Another
September 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
2025 Oscar Contenders As Porn Titles:
One Bussy After Another
One Bussy After Another
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Going to see Nine Inch Nails, I'll be the guy screaming "play the Mank score" at the stage.
August 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Going to see Nine Inch Nails, I'll be the guy screaming "play the Mank score" at the stage.
If they’d gotten Jinkx Monsoon to play Gladys in Weapons…idk that I ever would’ve recovered.
August 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
If they’d gotten Jinkx Monsoon to play Gladys in Weapons…idk that I ever would’ve recovered.
Just sat to see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind on the big screen for the first time! Time to cry over the last 10m in public!
August 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Just sat to see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind on the big screen for the first time! Time to cry over the last 10m in public!
I’ll be thinking of the ending of Weapons for the immediate future.
August 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’ll be thinking of the ending of Weapons for the immediate future.
I hated Hurry Up Tomorrow with my whole entire soul and I'd watch it five more times before I'd ever watch Eddington again.
July 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I hated Hurry Up Tomorrow with my whole entire soul and I'd watch it five more times before I'd ever watch Eddington again.
Man, that “my car is broken” anxiety might be the worst anxiety.
July 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Man, that “my car is broken” anxiety might be the worst anxiety.
Still thinking about M3GAN singing This Woman’s Work
July 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Still thinking about M3GAN singing This Woman’s Work
The upcoming @whmpodcast.bsky.social episode on Jaws is going to sustain me for at least a week.
July 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The upcoming @whmpodcast.bsky.social episode on Jaws is going to sustain me for at least a week.
Something that I find to be an absolute, supported every time I rewatch The Bear, is that within the next decade or so, Jon Bernthal is gonna break off a super-acclaimed, award-winning movie performance.
June 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Something that I find to be an absolute, supported every time I rewatch The Bear, is that within the next decade or so, Jon Bernthal is gonna break off a super-acclaimed, award-winning movie performance.
I would let someone kick me squarely in the balls if it would cause the next three months to be skipped.
June 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I would let someone kick me squarely in the balls if it would cause the next three months to be skipped.
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Naptown against the world.
June 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Naptown against the world.
The log in Final Destination 2 said ACAB.
May 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The log in Final Destination 2 said ACAB.
Shout out to clementines for being so good.
May 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Shout out to clementines for being so good.
I want there to be characters in this new Final Destination movie with the surnames Peele, Eggers, and Aster SO. BADLY. because I feel like @mroahrig.bsky.social’s reaction to it would be so much fun.
May 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I want there to be characters in this new Final Destination movie with the surnames Peele, Eggers, and Aster SO. BADLY. because I feel like @mroahrig.bsky.social’s reaction to it would be so much fun.
My toxic trait is that I don’t even think it would take 100 of me to take down a gorilla. You get 25 exact copies of me, we’re overpowering a single gorilla on sheer mass alone.
May 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My toxic trait is that I don’t even think it would take 100 of me to take down a gorilla. You get 25 exact copies of me, we’re overpowering a single gorilla on sheer mass alone.
BAE
Mikey Madison passed on starring in Shawn Levy’s ‘STAR WARS’ movie after she was offered a role.
(Source: variety.com/2025/film/ne...)
(Source: variety.com/2025/film/ne...)
April 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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